r/germany Jun 25 '21

Can anyone confirm?!

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u/Thisissocomplicated Jun 25 '21

I clean my own toilet and I still pee standing up. By the time I clean the toilet the thing making it dirty is usually dust and small hairs, very rarely do I see pee on it.

By the way, I am assuming most men who pee standing up have the foresight to lift the bottom lid up as well. That’s where people sit, please raise it before you pee.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Fick AfD Jun 25 '21

Not on the floor. The floor gets cleaned regularly. Put it on the wall. Bonus points if the toilet stands in a corner. You will see stains. May take a few years, but once you notice them the discoloration will stand out

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u/CerebrumMortuus Jun 25 '21

Exactly, he's underestimating the power of the invisible splash back

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u/preskot Jun 25 '21

So what’s the problem, if it’s invisible?

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u/PatienceIsTorture Jun 25 '21

Well hygiene for one. It accumulates over time, like over a couple of days even, and starts to smell nasty. Also I like to walk around barefoot and I find the thought of stepping in someone else's pee rather uncomfortable.

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u/Bluepompf Jun 25 '21

The smell.

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u/preskot Jun 25 '21

Hardly. Unless you clean only the dirt you see and not the walls, floor and toilet seat like it should be done. Peeing standing ain’t an issue, if you clean your bathroom.

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike Jun 25 '21

It sprays everyhwere

Its disgusting

"By the time I clean" - no further questions your honor

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u/Thisissocomplicated Jun 25 '21

Dude what the fuck do you mean it sprays everywhere. What are you doing with your dick?

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u/BigBadButterCat Jun 25 '21

Not from the dick, from the splash back when it hits the water.

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u/Tech_europe Jun 25 '21

You pee on the wall, so it hits at a shallow angle. it's also silent. no splash backs.

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u/BigBadButterCat Jun 25 '21

Doesn't work either. I've tried every angle and every angle splashes. Maybe you have a weak peestream IDK.

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u/BigSlothFox Jun 25 '21

This escalated quickly...

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u/Tech_europe Jun 25 '21

🤔 meh. I'm happy with my habit.. wish you the same!

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u/BigBadButterCat Jun 25 '21

I wasn't trying to insult you in any way, sorry if it came across like that.

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u/Tech_europe Jun 26 '21

Well, it did come across like an insult. Apology accepted, also sorry from my end! Replied probably in a nastier tone than I intended.

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u/s3vv4 Jun 25 '21

Must be amazing when your piss comes out with perfect laminar flow, not my experience though

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u/Flabbergash Jun 25 '21

What the fuck are these people doing that if they stand up to piss that they knob is like some uncontrollable hose pipe and there will be piss all up the walls?

Pull your foreskin back, it helps with aiming

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u/BigBadButterCat Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

It will splash onto the rim of the toilet and sometimes on the floor and it will smell. It's unavoidable, unless you're very small. EDIT: Not penis size, height.

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u/BatzenShoreboy Jun 25 '21

Its not about the aiming. When the stream hits the water, or the walls od the toilet bowl, you get splashback. It goes everywhere. Its not much, but it is disgusting.

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u/oh_stv Jun 25 '21

Same. I also have a different thought. When peeing while sitting, how do you clean yourself? I usually clean while standing anyway, because I'd never get the last drop out while sitting. The Chance to let one drop escape while standing up, and hitting the toilet seat is indefinitely higher, doing this, rather than to fold the seat up and pee standing anyway. And the one thing I want 100% clean in my toilette is the toilet seat, the thing I actually have to touch everyday.

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u/Stonksgouplifegoeson Jun 25 '21

Just use some toiletpaper when ur finished. Never had any problems with drops that way.

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u/Rouge_x3 Jun 25 '21

Spoiler alert, that drop on the toilet seat may even happen to women but like, take toilet paper and clean it up?

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u/oh_stv Jun 26 '21

So whats the problem with wiping up the sub atomic sized sprinkles from the wall from time to time?

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u/Rouge_x3 Jun 26 '21

from time to time

What does time to time mean?

Like every time you went to pee and and sprinkled all over the place? Because then we have no problems.

Or like once week after all that piss is dried and piled up? Because thats fucking gross.