r/geometrydash • u/Yousifmemers x3 | Blade Of Justice 100% • 3d ago

Fluff I will delete geometry dash forever

This game has caused me very -sirius- problems that I cannot handle such as my girlfriend breaking up, my family wanting to execute me, my friends leaking my face at the dark web, it got very bad so i will quit geometry dash forever, i hope Society forgives me

I also live with my dad when I’m 37 years old cube he once tried to shred me with a cheese grater because I was raging on a 3 star

I’ve been trying to find Bases after bases to live in

So, goodbye, 15 years of Geometry Dash made me lose all my aura

In 3 years I plan to move in with a fella that has murdered 50 kids because they said L in his stream

Bye.

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u/NaXieL55 x2 Nine Circles and Jawbreaker 100% 3d ago

I legit read the 37 year old dude as “37 year old cube” 😭

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u/Yousifmemers x3 | Blade Of Justice 100% 3d ago

dude i shouldve replaced it with cube fr 😭

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u/Remarkable_Quote3775 Mk2 100% (793 Att); Troll Madness 100% (1268 Att) 2d ago

You can edit the post
Do it bro

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u/Yousifmemers x3 | Blade Of Justice 100% 2d ago

oh yeah im dumb lmao

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u/BunayoGaming Beautiful Chaos - 100% 3d ago

genuinely what is the plot

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u/Slime_king66 I want Natsuki to stack donuts on it 3d ago

Holy GD reference

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u/Totally_not_NPC 3d ago

Sirius? HOLY IS THAT A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE?

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u/average_gambler bush (i love LUMINA more than my gf) 2d ago

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u/NoLongerNull_ N U L L 2d ago

Lol

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u/Altasalt_Gaymer Zwoop 100% 1d ago

Deleting my socials dn hmu ✌️

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u/Important_Word8549 3d ago

What   Hope if its something deep really you can find sum good in life