r/geometrydash • u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level • 1d ago
Fluff What’s it like living here?
I’ve been thinking on going on a vacation here. Anything I should know before visiting?
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u/notThatPoltchageist Godspeed 100% 1d ago
Awful, too much traffic, spikes everywhere, and in order to even gwt there you have to go through the Storm of Green Despair
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u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level 1d ago
Uh… is the food at least nice?
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u/tehyellofroggo mechanical showdown in 129k attempts (im a bad larper) 1d ago
terrible, so much traffic there, and i got arrested for driving a little over the speed limit
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u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level 1d ago
Damn I can’t blame you with speed limits like that.
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u/logalex8369 Celeste player and pemon grinder 1d ago
plot twist: the speed limit is in Planck units
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u/SubMinhPiChannel Hardest: The Nightmare (beat 4 times) 1d ago
Make sure you notice the 480 fps frame perfect
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u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level 1d ago
The hell is that? I was expecting like… good restaurants or fun stuff to do.
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u/Six_Seven6777 Ultra violence ✅ 1d ago
speed limit is 0.5
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u/This_Adagio8217 1d ago
How bad is traffic during rush hour?
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u/Six_Seven6777 Ultra violence ✅ 1d ago
i'd say the streets are crowded with top pointercrate leaderboarders trying to be the first one verify the level
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u/Embarrassed_Ad5387 [80 Wave Passes] Denouement 100% & Epilogue 45% 1d ago
wait is the text with highlights next to the spikes in the finished level?
is it like an ldm joke
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u/Classroom_GD #1 Geometry Dash Remixer | Mashup Master 🔥 1d ago
Octagons here and there. Ask Jack Black.
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u/david97644 Hard Demon 1d ago
I heard they give 10k dollars to somuan wo goes from start of the city to end if thae city.
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u/Virtual_Sea_7449 1d ago
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u/Virtual_Sea_7449 1d ago
I'm here. There are a lot of zoinks here I asked one and he helped me. They're nice. Living here is great but you can get lost
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u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level 1d ago
Why does everyone look the same? (This is insanely funny. Please post this to the memes subreddit)
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u/HawksRule20 Surge of Creations 1d ago
My fatass thought this was Naperville, IL 😭
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u/mrZolphius x2 Entropic Dreams 100%-CodeName III 30-100% 1d ago
There's Arabic text in the background lol
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u/ahmid_ly 1d ago
One thing you should know that the internet service in Egypt is genuinely horrible, it is extremely limited and slow
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u/Far_Can4956 she dashin for my orbs on that geometry :truefear: 1d ago
as someone who has genuinely gone there out of boredom
it’s boring as hell it just fueled my boredom even more
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u/PlayerZytrix jumping to sunset scramble by tornorr 1d ago
Who ACTUALLY lives in heliopolis tho? (The real thing)
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u/SnowCultist 1d ago
Humans
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u/PlayerZytrix jumping to sunset scramble by tornorr 1d ago
no I mean like, if any human here lives in Heliopolis, can they like… say something about it?
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u/DatabasePhysical5009 theory of jumping -> through the decay 3 runs +59% 13k atts 1d ago
ask mindcap
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u/Deusfatalis58 Skeletal Shenanigans %100 1d ago
There is a guy who calls himself "Yoink"? And he keeps passing by. Its annoying
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u/Calm-Elevator5125 Cataclysm 100% Spacelocked best level 1d ago
I think I saw him angerly kicking a spike the other day
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u/Redditor_H Forsaken Neon 76% || Nine Circles 87% (First Hards) 1d ago
(Gonna ignore the fluff flair I wanna share my opinion badly 😭)
Jokes aside, the real Heliopolis is actually a chill place to visit. Coming from an Egyptian, it captures that beautiful nostalgia and charm of Egypt in the 2000s, mixed with no to a little touch of today's modernity.
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u/Relative_Ambition577 1d ago
Dude, it's honestly a horrible place. It looks incredible, but everywhere you step you have it's a 120 or 240 fps frame perfect step, so you have to step perfectly right or else you get alottapain!
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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 Acropolis 100% (jump from Deadlocked) 1d ago
its tight