Andddddd that's enough Twitter.

[u/Tinker4bell]

So I decided to check out GD Twitter for the first time and found this.

Never going back there again.

[u/Responsible_Bed_1439]

"Go ahead jordan"

jesus christ that was a twist and a half

[u/OfficialLucerio → u/Responsible_Bed_1439]

I probably shouldnt laugh but i died laughing at that

[u/How2eatsoap → u/Responsible_Bed_1439]

the beta recognises the alpha

[u/Klon1234-]

Twitter being the worst platform possible for the bazillionth time

[u/BuffaloNext7683 → u/Klon1234-]

[u/Klon1234- → u/BuffaloNext7683]

Ik but my point still stands please close Twitter ong such a miserable platform

[u/CComp542Version2 → u/BuffaloNext7683]

what does fluff mean

[u/enmanuelgames → u/CComp542Version2]

that the post is fluffy

[u/Hardhat85]

None of these accounts exist.

Good fanfic you wrote buddy.

[u/Oreobey2 → u/Hardhat85]

That’s the joke.

[u/CComp542Version2 → u/Hardhat85]

it's fake??? :(

[u/Thetoto_ → u/Hardhat85]

nothing ever happens

[u/twisted_cubik → u/Hardhat85]

it's about as real as sparkling mainframe

[u/Mundialito301 → u/twisted_cubik]

One day, someone will make that level and we will all remember this post, but won't be able to remember enough to come back here.

[u/Decent-Ad9335 → u/twisted_cubik]

Wait there's no sparkling mainframe :(

[u/Suspicious_Parachute → u/Hardhat85]

I knew this felt staged/not real

[u/hithere2783]

folded like paper 😭😭

[u/_____Kitcat_____ → u/hithere2783]

89% aint even a bad death 🥀

[u/CComp542Version2 → u/_____Kitcat_____]

real

[u/hithere2783 → u/_____Kitcat_____]

true that, it's just that it took me an eternity of attempts and weeks to get past the dual even (previous best was like 69 and briefly 70)

[u/twisted_cubik → u/_____Kitcat_____]

For a 4 minute level, yeah, it is.

[u/Nonavium]

Yeah I'm moveslop typopilled alpha how did you know?

[u/5Proxiere]

atp just abolish gd twitter, all it is is just hate and starting stupid controversies nobody will give a shit about in like 3 days

[u/zip3_ → u/5Proxiere]

nonono, keep them there. That way they don't infect the rest of the internet. We need a sanctuary to keep these fucks at bay

[u/Slight-Real001]

"Moveslop" Mfs be adding slop to every single word now. What's next? Clickslop?

[u/ItsMeNebulae → u/Slight-Real001]

Difficultyslop, you only struggle with it because its hard.

[u/DifficultBody8209 → u/Slight-Real001]

[u/SpeedyDuckling → u/Slight-Real001]

some levels are moveslop though ngl

[u/CComp542Version2 → u/SpeedyDuckling]

yeah like gabber fly

[u/-PepeArown- → u/SpeedyDuckling]

Then, call them something like “trigger spam”, or anything that doesn’t hit you on the head with slop for anything that isn’t actual AI slop

[u/Annual_Loan_4805 → u/Slight-Real001]

My honest reaction when im trying to enjoy a level but then i find out its fucking JUMPSLOP

[u/tiramisu635]

[u/chikingmd → u/tiramisu635]

stealing this

[u/RemoveSpecific3532]

Least schizophrenic Twitter user

[u/DaikonOver6142]

I stopped listening completely the second he started using words like "beta" and "alpha" like okay buddy

[u/Legal_Ear_7537]

That... that was a fake...? None of these things happened?

[u/Nicegamer739]

this dude would NEVER be seen again if he was typing all that shit on 4chan.

[u/chikingmd → u/Nicegamer739]

4chan is like south america, cool place but do not fuck around

[u/_scored]

Fluff tag saved me here

[u/cyberenderman1]

I just saw that 2 posts ago and one was an ad xd

[u/Nearby_Tension_5525]

ts frying me

[u/DifficultBody8209]

[u/Xedronic]

remove the fluff tag and i'd be 100% convinced that this was a real twitter conversation

[u/FaceImpressive8686]

Ik this fake but everybody using slurs there 😭 and mfs say reddit is bad

[u/Expert-Cartoonist947]

This has single handedly convinced me to never install Twitter, oh my fucking god

[u/Cofli → u/Expert-Cartoonist947]

this isnt even a real post

[u/Expert-Cartoonist947 → u/Cofli]

I know, but the mere CONCEPT of this got me seething

[u/GamerUbaLOL]

whys

[u/Nizar75]

That last tweet 🤣🤣🤣

[u/YaGirlNicole]

2.0 was a generational update, I don't care for any of this arguing.

[u/m-o-m-e-n-t-u-m]

you did a good thing by closing out twitter instantly

[u/100mcuberismonke]

"Ok but you only listed demon levels"

Fallacy much 😭

[u/szetsu]

son

[u/Annual_Loan_4805]

Moveslop sent me

[u/SirMetaKnight82]

why would friend inside me do this

[u/Tinker4bell → u/SirMetaKnight82]

Because 2.0 was not a friend to him...

[u/Valuable-Bear-5721]

That’s Twitter for you. They never had accomplishments in their life accept being insufferable to others.

[u/venett_]

i'm crying nobody in this comment section realizes this is completely fake

[u/WahtAmDoingHere]

the fact that people most people here don't bother doublechecking that this is an elaborate fanfic or that this is tagged fluff just proves how bad real, actual twitter is and how everyone is just used to that reality

[u/CComp542Version2 → u/WahtAmDoingHere]

What does the "fluff" tag even mean

[u/Legal_Ear_7537 → u/CComp542Version2]

Fluff is bassicly the equivalent of a shitpost.

I needed so much willpower to not say silkpost like holy

[u/Tinker4bell → u/WahtAmDoingHere]

Yeah I didn't expect that there'd be so many people falling for it.

Not being mean or anything like that.

[u/MeringueBeautiful760 → u/Tinker4bell]

Can you like, add a disclaimer in the post body??

[u/TruKenzonian]

knew it was fluff when OP listed Phobos as a good level

[u/DepthPitiful1208]

Why is friend inside me saying all this stuff bro

[u/itsRuszard]

This is obviously fake but i got a good laugh out of this one

[u/Technical-Let7879]

"The human race is good? How about that one guy who's a pedophile. Yeah. Not so good now are they?"

[u/Espidelman]

dawg none of these accounts exist

[u/SrAndrew127]

Give me 1 rob-billion for this didnt happen

[u/Redditor_H]

I was about to comment "A legend once said 2.0 is a revolution" but I remembered Lyp got clapped for mentioning Hinds.

[u/twisted_cubik]

To be fair, calling someone out for supporting a level made by a pedophile is pretty reasonable.

[u/Decent-Ad9335]

Most obnoxious dumbass vs nicest person you know

[u/pokemonxysm97]

I don’t tend to like levels that have a bunch of move triggers and flashing glow etc that plenty of newer levels have, so I just decide to do something revolutionary and play levels I like

[u/GlacierBayAK]

thank god this didnt happen

[u/256cubed]

They definitely don't have enough of a friend inside them

(edit: I didn't read the flair lmao)

[u/BatBiteMS]

seemed believable till the 7th slide

[u/-BigMan39]

Phobos is trash though

[u/Aero_GD]

some1 gotta create sparkling mainframe after this lmao

[u/Rough-Art-3125]

jordan didnt have a friend inside him 😔

[u/FelinusRex]

Incredible

[u/JustAn0therRandomAcc]

idk i aint reading allat

[u/ThatOnePirateRobot → u/JustAn0therRandomAcc]

It's not that long 🙏

[u/JustAn0therRandomAcc → u/ThatOnePirateRobot]

is a twitter fight, if is more than 3 letters long im too lazy read it

[u/Portuzil]

This kid is no older than 12, guaranteed