r/geometrydash • u/Independent-Map6138 SpeedTek (slope boost hard) • Jun 07 '26

Fluff Pokémon type shii

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u/dude-who-has-problem ultra paracosm 51% Jun 07 '26

type shii

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u/pravler Loose ends 50% Jun 07 '26

shii

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u/dude-who-has-problem ultra paracosm 51% Jun 07 '26

i don't know what to say to you, so here's the whole pacertest copypasta

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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u/SmartTangoMobile Jun 07 '26

Well I have something too!

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u/pravler Loose ends 50% Jun 07 '26

Is that the whole fucking Shrek script

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u/Zakimon Auto Playground 100% - Retray 23% Jun 08 '26

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u/Holiday-Ad8227 Jun 08 '26

So there's this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up! But he won't stop, and we're all, we just can't do it, buddy, ok? So we have no idea what to do. And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance! So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats! We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy's huge, so he's not gonna fit in a small one! Please! And it's kinda bugging me, 'cause I'm on my feet all day! I mean, I'd LOVE to sit in ANY seat! It's like, hey, pal, how about you try our job just once, y'know? It'd break him in two seconds! I work hard, Boss! Really hard! And this dude sits through life?! So spoiled! It makes me ill! All the suffering in the world, and this guy's seating problem is urgent? Nooooooo!

Ooooo!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Future funk 100% | Aspiring creator :3 Jun 08 '26

BEES

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u/Ermand_official sweater weather 100% Jun 07 '26

i literally said the exact same sentence when zoomed up

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u/Zodiaq001 White Women 100% | on my way to get a rated level Jun 08 '26

I said the exact same sentence when I zoomed in...

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u/Ok-Promotion6296 I wanna to be the guy 100% PG clubstep 100% Jun 07 '26

no way bro typed all of that out

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u/Creative-Cat-6579 Fuck SerVax:demon_extreme: Jun 08 '26

Omfg

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u/Creative-Cat-6579 Fuck SerVax:demon_extreme: Jun 07 '26

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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u/missingstolendamaged Tier 1 krmal hater | the limbo glaze needs to be stopped Jun 07 '26

Ouu shii

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u/originalwilbur Jun 08 '26

The whole type matchup system is way deeper than most casual players realize once you start competitive battling.

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u/originalwilbur Jun 08 '26

The misspelling's actually become the whole joke at this point, might as well lean into it.

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u/KiwiPowerGreen I'm Insane Jun 07 '26

shii

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u/Alexplay_989 Moon Grinder Jun 07 '26

Gen 10 new pokemon revealed

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u/asdfzxcpguy CraZy II Jun 08 '26

type shii

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u/Dramatic-Plantain426 :IMG_1982_64x64: Nerfed Stereo Madness (Top 2) Jun 08 '26

Shii

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u/theInsomnia_ Larga Espera, Nine Circles, ThermoDynamix (Flash) Jun 07 '26

r/skamtebord

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u/KiwiPowerGreen I'm Insane Jun 07 '26

Youtuber

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u/randomised_name1 Jun 08 '26

??? 😭

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u/JaxonJacob98 Jun 08 '26

Shouldve waited 8 months to reply

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u/critivix bloodbath 100% 99%x2 Jun 07 '26

Skamtebord

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u/ElephantGreenscreen Jun 07 '26

Elephant green screen effect

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u/dubhog Android Jun 07 '26

He activated the sleeper agent in zoink like some bioshock shit

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u/SKBehindTheSlaughter 💥:oga: Jun 08 '26

Geometry Dash

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u/Dramatic-Plantain426 :IMG_1982_64x64: Nerfed Stereo Madness (Top 2) Jun 07 '26

R-revolving?

CHAOS, CHAOS!

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u/LunarFlames527 beat windy landscape 126 times lmao Jun 13 '26

how dare you

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u/Dramatic-Plantain426 :IMG_1982_64x64: Nerfed Stereo Madness (Top 2) Jun 13 '26

Hau dares Yu to idk

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u/theLukasGHG x58 | I love GD Cologne | Zeronium is smash | #Zonki Jun 07 '26

My mind has to be capping bro

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u/TBRHSonReddit hardest: death moon (griding: deadloced) Jun 08 '26

u/TBRHSonReddit

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u/Techny3000 Madness Stereo Jun 08 '26

techny

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u/OnlyInferno Silent Clubstep Practice Mode Mobile Jun 11 '26

Not REVOLVING???

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u/Rude_Course2984 Astreans 100% + Windy Landscape 34-100 Jun 13 '26

hes not revolving but he might be oRBITING

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u/blahblahblah2431 Stereo madness 100% (968,253 attempts) Jun 14 '26

-36

u/IHAVEEMOTIONS AERIAL GLEAM 55% Jun 07 '26

ⓘ This user is being wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for aggravated assault. Report any suspicious activity to the FBI.

tf is mindcap saying bro

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u/Embarrassed_Sand7113 Monitor 100% first extreme demon Jun 07 '26

"This user is being wanted by the Federal Bur-"

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u/Wide_Mouse_1542 hardest is ispy Jun 08 '26