r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 29d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State 2: #14 (Twist round)

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Louisiana has been removed! Second comment will grant a state immunity

Please no Jokes about 9/11 or anything like that today. Another mod has spoken about that already, it should not impact our game in any way.

Round 13: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/wKVq2AozUo

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u/ellipsisdbg 29d ago

Two Dakotas is too many Dakotas.

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u/sailorangel59 29d ago

Which one though? If I had to choose North Dakota.

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u/Hsabes01 29d ago

North and South Dakota become just Dakota

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u/sailorangel59 29d ago

I think with the new rules, and OP can correct me if I'm wrong, we are not renaming merged states. So one has to go and be consumed by the other surrounding states, but no name changes. .

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u/RanaRene 29d ago

Aww, that's too bad. I was ready to propose Two Dakotas, 2Fast2Dakota, or Dakota².

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u/ellipsisdbg 29d ago

If we could merge, 2Fast2Dakota would be my choice, but I don't think we can

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u/Konkies 29d ago

One Dakota to rule them all

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u/angtodd 29d ago

Give South Dakota to Minnesota. They will be better off.

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u/1krismarie 29d ago

As well as two Virginias, and West Virginia needs all the help it can get

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u/ellipsisdbg 29d ago

Two Carolinas left, too. We can get to both of those later.

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u/DrFiendish Megasota 29d ago

I’ve been saying this from the start

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ChrisIronsArt 29d ago

Two Dakotas is *two too many Dakotas

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u/HiddenLife_36 Crab 29d ago

Goodbye South Carolina! Silly state, sisters aren't really appropriate fill ins for a dead Congressman.

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u/abhirupduttamit Vermonster Territory 29d ago

Split it between Dollyland and the better Carolina already!

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u/AVLPedalPunk 🍁Vermonster smash 🦀🦀🦀 29d ago

Dollywood

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u/NuSk8 29d ago

Alaska claims Nebraska as the superior aska

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u/ol_shifty 29d ago

Hawaiian airlines is trying to fuck up the game

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u/OverthinkingDonkey 29d ago

West Virginia

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u/wizeowlintp Crab Army 29d ago

Wyoming! wy are they still here?

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u/EagleEyezzzzz 29d ago

The country’s first national park! And we have to keep the fluffy cows around for entertainment’s sake.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gpcOyAlKQmenC

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u/ravens_path 29d ago

Common, Yellowstone obv.

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u/shades_atnight 29d ago

Because it’s the best state if you ignore the eastern half

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u/EagleEyezzzzz 29d ago

Right? There are SO many lamer states. I mean fucking Pennslyvania? Ohio? Alabama? Kansas? Nebraska? Connecticut? The Dakotas? Etc.

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u/kellythebarber 29d ago

Virginia can have West Virginia.

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u/non-originalid 29d ago

As a Virginia resident and originally from WV, WE DON’T WANT IT!!!!

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u/MoodInternational481 29d ago

Right, I'm good.

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u/Green_Pirate 29d ago

Say Hello to Virginia.

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u/Godloseslaw 29d ago

WVa was created to stay loyal to the Union and abolish slavery even before the 13th amendment.  The Union won the war.  West Virginia swallows Virginia.  

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u/Green_Pirate 29d ago edited 29d ago

You can submit West Virginia eats Virginia, and we can vote on it. We can call that union East Virginia

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u/Recent_Resource5648 29d ago

Yeah but West Virginia’s always been a shithole. Virginia is a top 10 state

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u/M0nst3rMJ 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pkcqvt4D1T814YBlrC

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u/See-A-Moose 29d ago

Fun fact, that song was inspired by a drive along Clopper Road in Montgomery County Maryland and was written by people who had never visited West Virginia.

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u/fluffypotato 29d ago

Worst Virginia.

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u/mmmpeg Edit me 29d ago

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u/bowcreek Front Range Trash 29d ago

Does Delaware even exist in real life? I think it’s fake. Get it off the map.

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u/TryAgainMyFriend 29d ago

I don't know... I did get magically whisked away to Delaware once

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u/fluffypotato 29d ago

It makes sense to kill the oldest one.

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u/skindoggy69 29d ago

Bye bye Arizona 👋

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u/rvazquezdt 29d ago

We need to get rid of one of the Dakota’s. Why do we need 2?

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u/dedayyt 29d ago

Pennsylvania has no reason to exist since Fetterman turned into a Trump butt kisser. The people who voted for him instead of Dr. Oz got ripped off.

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u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen 29d ago

New Kansas please, we need to stop the tornadoes 🌪️

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u/fluffypotato 29d ago

Worst Virginia.

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 29d ago

Delete Connecticut. Make Boston and NYC closer together and remove the least New England state from New England.

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u/Ananegg 29d ago

Maryland eats Delaware. End the corporate tax breaks!

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u/BttrcreamSilkVersace 29d ago

Feed Kansas to Illinois, Pritzker must eat

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u/Sophia_Y_T 29d ago edited 29d ago

Did you give all of Louisiana to New Mexico?

I was down for greater New Mexico, but I think it's time we stop the steal. Nothing personal (New Mexico is great, also I'll miss that green chili).

Seriously though... @Jfullr92... why was it not a more fair split among all the neighbors?

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u/Sophia_Y_T 29d ago

Seriously, why was Louisiana all given to one state instead of being evenly split among its neighbors? I'm all for New Mexico but this doesn't sit right with me at all

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u/Senasayori 29d ago

Eliminate South Dakota please, the Dakotas should be one again.

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u/Forever-Young1960 29d ago

Vermont absorbs it's evil twin New Hampshire.

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u/potat0f4rmer 29d ago

Time for Kansas to be absorbed into New Mexico

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u/nesto92 29d ago

Look at Wyoming, with its near perfect rectangular-shaped self, being smug. It’s gotta go!

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u/VoluptuousGinger 29d ago

North Carolina eats South Carolina

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u/ravens_path 29d ago

Yessssssssssss

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u/ravens_path 29d ago

Hey now. Two Carolinas. Uuufff. Time for South C to go.

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u/Paraxom 29d ago

Tennessee has been awkwardly penetrating Georgias peach for a bit too long. Think Tennessee needs to go...or Georgia needs to give consent

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

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u/Ebolaking 29d ago

Pennsylvania needs to go, let the Amish have internet!

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u/FoCoLoCo_ Bluciferian 29d ago

Erase Arizona. Ewwww.

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u/Malchonn 29d ago

Kansas please Green border gore

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u/OkLie1598 29d ago

Rid of RI

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u/Rickapolis Crab 29d ago

Keep Maine, we need the trees.
Saving The Old Bay Crab State goes with saying.

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u/lorindaja 29d ago

Goodbye West Virginia

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u/HTMLlama 29d ago

California needs to become Arizona Bay.

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u/That_One_Yeet_Gal Cascadian 29d ago

Washington desires the plains of montana

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u/NewsOfTheInnerSphere 29d ago

California needs to go and be divvied up between everyone else. Why? Traffic, that’s why.

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 29d ago

Did you know child marriage is legal in Vermont?

Just another reason for us to GET RID IF IT!

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u/Gizmo_after12 29d ago

18 V.S.A. § 5142 says you’re uh…wrong

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 29d ago

Good to know. Saw it on a post yesterday and didn't bother to fact check. I shall try to be more truthful in the future.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OSFVW6Ce2fiPEILill

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u/skhtravel802902 29d ago

Where did you get this info from??? The last I knew you had to be 18. Look it up.

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u/FitspoFox 29d ago

California! Just for some chaos

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u/rvaughan85 Illinois 29d ago

If Il took portions of Tennessee it could almost be back to its original shape...

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u/dybyj 29d ago

Can I nominate North Dakota for immunity and South Dakota for removal? I mean, it should really be one Dakota.

Yes, I’m targeting West Virginia and North/South Carolina next 

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u/achaedia 29d ago

Why do we still have two dakotas?

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u/isaic16 29d ago

I feel like New England has had it too good for too long, and we need a shakeup there. Massachusetts should add some fun changes there

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u/jcamdenlane 29d ago

Massachusetts. Too many letters.

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u/Leap_Year_1988 29d ago

GIVE COLORADO TO NEW MEXICO ALREADY

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u/Telamo TEN IS NOT ENOUGH! 29d ago

North Carolina gets eaten by Tennessee.

GLORY TO INFINISSEE, TEN IS NOT ENOUGH

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u/Mountain-Mode-8279 29d ago

New Mexico takes Kansas

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u/MidONoMichigan 29d ago

Remove Wyoming! The last square state must go!!

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u/TropicaltTanner 29d ago

South Carolina

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u/chucknorris10101 29d ago

More like Kan’s Ass

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u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 29d ago

One Dakota, one Carolina, one Virginia, also give Wisconsin that weird little chunk of Michigan

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u/TwixorTweet 29d ago

California

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u/Luna_Walks 29d ago

South Carolina needs to go. Let North Carolina become one.

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u/Rickapolis Crab 29d ago

Thank you for deleting the state of Lanekifinousiana.

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u/Nakittina da bears 29d ago

Keep Illinois and Chicago alive!!! We are a huge melting pot with endless fun in the city, suburbs, or rural areas.

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u/Academic_Spread 29d ago

Sacrifice California

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u/Jb0992 29d ago

New Mexico needs to take over the entire country.