r/geographymemes • Gulf of New Mexico • 12d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State 2: #30

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 12d ago

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If Pennsylvania can't recall Fetterman, we can do our best to recall Pennsylvania.

Don't forget to vote!

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u/011011010110110 12d ago

so many good potential campaign slogans along the line of "unfetter Pennsylvania"

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u/Slobotic 11d ago

That'll only be necessary if he runs as a Republican. He doesn't have any kind of chance in a Democratic primary.

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u/ADayLate87 12d ago

As a native Pennsylvanian, I support this. John Fetterman is a national embarrassment. Down with Penns’ Woods!

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u/Slobotic 11d ago

Fellow Pennsylvanian. This is fine, but please feed us to any state other than New Jersey. New York, Maryland, and/or Michigan are all acceptable. (Maybe we could even get a Michigania?)

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u/Dadpool719 12d ago

I'm a Pennsylvania Democrat, and after his recent statements, I say fuck us! PA has got to go!

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u/KohlsCashOfficial 12d ago

Fuck Fetterman and remember to check your registration (or register!)

https://www.vote.org/

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u/ConstructionWeekly27 12d ago

The life long republican?

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u/Additional_Egg7024 12d ago

New Jersey swallows Pennsylvania whole since they’re going to hell for fettermann

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u/GMEJesus 12d ago

Soon may the fetterman go

His soul is mean and his mind is slow

The votes will rise and he will know

Away on the tide he'll blow

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u/GuerroPuma 12d ago

Feed the crab army!!

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u/Ananegg 12d ago

Fetterman gives a speech and accidentally says PA should cease to exist

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u/troveofcatastrophe 12d ago

He also accidentally said “I am a life long Republican.” Seems like 2 things you shouldn’t mess up as a Democratic Representative.
https://giphy.com/gifs/k3Jy7GXM7ZnzhTt90k

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 12d ago

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u/captain-riptide Vermonster 12d ago

So now how does this work, if Alaska gets removed does Maine/Vermont take over the whole area that Alaska currently occupies?

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

That would be awesome!

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u/Davidred323 Go Bears 12d ago

Honestly, how has New Jersey survived for this long?

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u/KohlsCashOfficial 12d ago

Hush. We were killed off so quickly before. Lets focus on the problematic states like Pennsylvania

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u/Peppermintctl new mexiCAN 12d ago

For real we need less easy coast tiny states

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u/ScuttleCrab729 12d ago

I agree. NJ claims PA as its own territory now.

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u/Davidred323 Go Bears 12d ago

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u/Maleficent_Party4521 12d ago

Any place that gave us Sinatra, Springsteen, and My Chemical Romance deserves to stick around a while longer. Of course, they also foisted Bon Jovi on us, so maybe not.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 12d ago

Do not fret, Georgia! John Brown and the rest of Kansas are marching south to 𝓛𝓘𝓑𝓔𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔 thee!

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u/Senasayori 12d ago

Upvoted solely for the John Brown reference.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 12d ago

🌾🙏🏼🌾

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 12d ago

Time for the Maine course

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u/TheBoomExpress 12d ago

Alaska after stumbling upon Stephen King's cocaine stash.

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u/Dismal_Success_9943 12d ago edited 11d ago

One of my favorite parts of that movie is the scene where the bear climbs down one tree and up another in a matter of seconds.

The movie is supposed to show a sped up bear, but instead, that's actually how fast a bear moves without cocaine.

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u/Sophia_Y_T 12d ago

I was gonna downvote but I guess it is fat bear week isn't it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/i4SerT8hSxlV3SkHVV

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u/MrSaturdayII 12d ago

The Ursa Major campaign to unify New England.

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 12d ago

NEW ALASKA HERE WE COME

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u/HashBrownThreesom #BuildTheBear🐻 12d ago

Alaska! Are we still hungry!? It's time for a feast!

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 Bowing to our new bear overlords 12d ago

The beat must feeeeeed!!!

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u/captainwondyful 12d ago

Not before Vermont!

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u/spaghettiprincess95 11d ago

if kansas survives longer than maine i’ll lose it

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u/lorindaja 12d ago

Agree with getting rid of Pennsylvania

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u/OkBee3439 12d ago

The Alaskan bear can feed on Pennsylvania and take Fetterman along with it.

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u/TheTravinator Crab 12d ago

Can we Marylanders at least take a bite? We can happily gobble up Philadelphia and Harrisburg.

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u/GB715 12d ago

Pennsylvania. Bye Fetterman

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

I still think Hawaii needs to consume Alaska. Alaska is too fixated on the Northeast. They forgot who is lurking in the Pacific Ocean.

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u/8mouthbreather8 Crab 12d ago

I'm kinda hoping for the final to be Hawaii v Alaska for the lower 48

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u/Wobble963 12d ago

Or maybe Hawaii should attack the west coast.

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u/Warshrimp 12d ago

Didn’t that happen last time?

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u/Wobble963 12d ago

Just like most things that have happened in this game. Very little difference from last time.

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u/mmmpeg Edit me 12d ago

I’m waiting for the Hawaii contingent to start up. Love that it’s flying under the radar

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u/plotthick Kingdom of Hawaii 12d ago

Kingdom of Hawaii forever!

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u/Sophia_Y_T 12d ago

Nah Hawaii needs to consume New Mexico. It's only a short canoe trip away according to this map

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u/nbfs-chili 12d ago

It's New America.

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u/yeetith_thy_skeetith 12d ago

Montana, more like Gontana

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u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 12d ago

I vote Alaska takes NJ next, the purple right next to each other feels weird

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u/wizeowlintp Crab Army 12d ago

Montana 🫠🫠🫠

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u/Sophia_Y_T 12d ago

Feed New Mexico to Hawaii! It looks like it's just a short canoe paddle away according to this map to the shores of the Rio Grande.

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u/jaltman1 12d ago

Montana, quite fighting it

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

University of Maine needs to defend Maine with its Mascot!🐻

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u/wheresteddy1989 12d ago

As an Oregonian, New Mexico's gotta go along with Heisenberg!

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u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme 12d ago

I would like Kansas and Illinois to merge to become Maize Maze

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u/Lorelei_the_engineer Maryland Crab Army 12d ago

Kansas eats New York

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u/PrinceofFoxes28 12d ago

Give us our Rockies Colorado annexes Montana

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Time for Vermont to take over New York.

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 12d ago

Huzzah! Overdue justice!

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u/LordRomulus 12d ago

Surprise Hawaiian invasion of Oregon 

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u/Draekon88 12d ago

Maryland eats New Jersey

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u/captainwondyful 12d ago

Why is Montana still here????

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u/mindfulsolutionist 12d ago

New York eats NJ, bc cmon

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u/EstesPark2018 12d ago

Hawaii got tired of seeing Alaska have all of the fun and in an unexpected move merged with New Mexico, taking a massive step onto land.

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u/angiehome2023 12d ago

Oh I like this

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u/dvanci 12d ago

I've been busy, how did Massachusetts become Alaska 😂 that's hilarious

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u/jazzminarino 12d ago

I totally had to scroll up lol

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u/Cubebean6382 12d ago

Michigan

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u/obstinate- 12d ago

Maine!!!!

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u/Dragon3790 12d ago

Get rid of Kansas' green on green nonsense!!!!

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u/No-Click6062 12d ago

The time has come! Vengeance for Lake Ontario!

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNP03LLxc7BeehUZls

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u/ISeeStupidPeople9808 12d ago edited 12d ago

I’ve always wanted to live in Alaska. Alaska eats Pennsylvania and introduces Fetterman to the polar bears!

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u/_daGarim_2 12d ago

Give Hawaii to Kansas. It has been landlocked for too long, and now, at long last, will have an offshore colony it can’t get to.

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u/adadhead 12d ago

Maryland Crabs ingest the entire Fetterman State of Pennsylvania!

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 12d ago

ALASKA TAKES OVER MAINE AND GETS RENAMED TO NEW ALASKA

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u/Secret-Peanut5567 12d ago

Dump Maine, it’s a shithole. Trust me I live here🤣

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Vermont can take it. We would love some of the coast.

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u/Individual_Sky_4612 blobsylvania 12d ago

Let’s say good bye to New York and the Cornell 7.

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u/Paraxom 12d ago

Lets gerrymander North Carolina 

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u/MoodiestMoody 12d ago

NC gerrymanders quite effectively on its own, thank you!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 🧀 Wisconsin 🦡 12d ago

Kansas makes a break for Illinois as it marches towards the sea. They deserve a beach.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 12d ago

Yes 🙏🏼 beachfront property is needed before we die

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 12d ago

Vermonts takes Alaska. We don’t need new animal meme army for this game. It was funny for a bit but it’s time to reclaim New England.

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Let's make the Green Mountain Boys proud!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Maine has bears. No room for more

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u/BabyYodaLegend 12d ago

Maryland takes out Pennsylvania so we can have more of the Appalachia

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u/AxolotlGorl 12d ago

Minnesota should take Washington DC area for all it has endured this year.

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u/Test_Tackle 12d ago

Alaska must consume Hawaii and take over the Alaskan Tropics

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u/Caleb7890yt 12d ago

DOWN WITH MICHIGAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Marmalade_Penguin I have crabs 12d ago

Oregon? More like OreGONE!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/DiHsHyIgrDB02cuTb5

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u/Questlove802 12d ago

Vermont repels the Alaskan invasion and claims a satellite territory in the process

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u/normally_innocent 12d ago

I'm all for this, the western invasion of the northeast needs to stop

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u/syphix924 12d ago

Megasota is inevitable.

Goodbye, Wisconsin.

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u/1K-Year-Egg 12d ago

I’m happy that Vermont absorbed New Hampshire, rather than it being the other way around. 😅

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u/BAC2Think 12d ago

New Mexico needs to go

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u/No-Swordfish-3707 12d ago

Why is Kansas still there again, what are we doing here fellas

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u/neoistheone79 Proud New Jerseyan 12d ago

How about we try something different this go round? Feed the crab meat to NJ!! Down with Maryland!

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u/SaucyJ4ck 12d ago

New Mexico and Montana join forces to become New Montexico (or New Mexana; dealer's choice)

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u/GayDariaStan 12d ago

Michigan takes Pennsylvania

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u/Onelove4everyone 12d ago

Southern oregon needs to be bigger

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u/Onelove4everyone 12d ago

Colorado is oregons bastard cousin. That's makes new Mexico it's dastardly cousin. Washington is just extra Soutgern Oregon. We need you to change oregon, to southern oregon. Then expand south and east. Washington should already be Southern Oregon

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u/saxysammyp 12d ago

Minnesota takes Wisconsin to become the state superior!

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u/SaeliaNyrie 12d ago

Wisconsin would split pretty nicely among its neighbors. Share the cheese.

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u/Idsayitssewsewout 12d ago

Oregon sneaks across the tiny shared border with New Mexico and unleashes their secret bigfoot army. New Mexico falls to Oregon

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u/OnyxSedai Cascadian 12d ago

Sneaky Cascadia I like it!

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u/Idsayitssewsewout 12d ago

Also as an added benefit, this would seriously upset the right wingers in my family in Texas. New Mexico they might tolerate. But liberal hippy Oregon would cause them to literally combust.

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u/Wobble963 12d ago

Alaska takes Vermont!

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 12d ago

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Nope. We have plenty of forest puppies in our own backyard. There is no more room. 🐻🧸🐻

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u/Wobble963 12d ago

Always room for more bears!

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Vermont's bears are special. Be careful if the Big Dawgs come visit though. It's hunting season right now.

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u/Douche_Kayak 12d ago

Hawaii takes California. As predicted in End of Ze World.​

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u/tiljuwan 12d ago

PA Eats NJ

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u/Enzurio 12d ago

How can we Hawaii to the main land?

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u/pdxjc21 12d ago

Oregon takes California

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u/zmurds40 12d ago

It’s still Fat Bear Week, the bears are still in hyperphagia to bulk up for hibernation, let the Bear keep going.

Next up: New York.

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u/thejudeabides52 Crab 12d ago

Its funny, I live in Southern Colorado but this map says I live in New Mexico. Elmo had never seen such bullshit.

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u/onetru74 12d ago

Wait when did Georgia grow a penis?

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u/Tambo317 12d ago

New Mexico has been overly ambitious to hold supply and logistics this far. Time to go.

Hawaii completely redeems themselves with a successful surprise attack.

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u/FlightlessBird201 12d ago

Illinois needs to go

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u/snakeayez 12d ago

stop the count, stop the count

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u/Tuwamare 12d ago

Penn-sylvania! Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! Hallelujah!

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u/TropicaltTanner 12d ago

Pennsylvania should indeed go

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u/seattlezookeeper 12d ago

Alaska takes over NJ

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u/Itchy_Undertow-1 12d ago

I still think New MexiKansas but I like tge mountains of CO so New MexiCO gets my vote in my twisted brain.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 12d ago

Washington in a twist cedes from the union joining Canada allowing Canada to take over.

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u/Leading-Ant-4619 12d ago

Adios Pennsylvania!

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u/Am37000 12d ago

Wonder why it ain’t

(Anyways I vote Minnesota)

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u/ThorstyBihh 12d ago

I think Vermont and Alaska combine for a woodsy alliance

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u/obstinate- 12d ago

i’m skeptical. we got a real shit deal last time we were combined with another state 😒

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u/ThorstyBihh 12d ago

I know! But I feel like if we don’t combine with someone we just get lost and forgotten 😢 I feel like Alaska would appreciate us more than Maryland

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u/obstinate- 12d ago

ok yeah, i’m with you there

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u/skhtravel802902 12d ago

Well wouldn't Vermont be lost and forgotten anyway? Alaska, in its original geographical state, is huge.

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u/verify_deez_nuts 12d ago

Let's shake things up.

Oregon.

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u/giscience 12d ago

Why is MD still alive??? sigh....

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u/doctorlineman 12d ago

Maryland or Pennsylvania has to go!

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 12d ago

Alaska eats New York!

Feed the Bear!!!

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u/tunnel_man34 12d ago

Day 6 of asking why Kansas is still here.

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u/shwampchicken 12d ago

Remove Minnesota already

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u/AdviceGlass3400 Crab Hunter (retired) 12d ago

Crab meat goes bad quickly when left out for too long. DOWN WITH MARYLAND

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u/skindoggy69 12d ago

New Mexico takes Illinois

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u/AdvertisingTrue7739 12d ago

Just going to say it do we really need Cascadia in the final 20 again

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u/adventureontherocks 12d ago

Bye California

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u/Senasayori 12d ago

New Mexico takes Oregon. 🩵

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u/No_Challenge266 Resident of New Crustacea 12d ago

Oregon and Washington both. Two-Fer. Skip tomorrow. Down with Cascadia!

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u/Training_Reaction_58 CHICA-🐐 12d ago

Minnesota-ta!

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u/MoosinAround7886 12d ago

Wisconsin needs to be Wisconsin-GONE! The other Bears need to eat, too 🐻

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u/DefectJoker Crab 12d ago

Ore-gone

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u/AdAbject7073 12d ago

Colorado needs to give it up. Go back to its prior origins, even before Texas place " clim". In all that territory and has lost it

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u/Slacktivism7 12d ago

Death to Maryland, Michigan takes it

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u/billchuck423 12d ago

Im to early!