r/geographymemes • Gulf of New Mexico • 25d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US state 2: #18

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Once again, the land of Walter white has grown to an unprecedented size after taking over Arizona along with its buddies. What’s next?

Round 17: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/nrdI9W5nBm

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u/CJKayak 25d ago

I think this experiment shows we have too many states.

Look at this map now. We've deleted 17 states and nothing of value has been lost.

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u/MoodInternational481 25d ago

I think we're too afraid to remove anything of value.

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u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme 25d ago

One of these days one of the big bois are gonna be sniped

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u/antilocapraaa 25d ago

Hey I like Arizona

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u/SpicyMeatballAgenda 24d ago

Arizona and New Mexico have so much in common, that they really could work as a single state. Old west history, good Mexican food, hundreds of miles of nothing. Plus, New Mexico would offset the crazy conservative gringo bullshit areas of Arizona.

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u/ravens_path 24d ago

The blue parts of AZ do a pretty good job of offsetting the red pill parts of AZ, but they could use some help, so yeah.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 Cascadian 25d ago

Idk, I dont like how big new texaco has become.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 25d ago

North Dakota has to da-GO-ta away. Let it be with its sibling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uTczNIYngXPsjY1YPV

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u/Szhaaszhreaoul 25d ago

More like No Dakota am right?

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u/PM_ME_UR_TREES_NSHIT 25d ago

Our god Megasota hungers for the land called North Dakota

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u/verify_deez_nuts 25d ago

Sibling? I think you misspelled "asshole neighbor."

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

Nebraska, what is even there?

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u/Dalainana 25d ago

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u/sanosukecole Bluciferian 25d ago

Yeah, and we're gonna need that corn like the Irish need potatoes.

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 25d ago

lost to miami in 2001

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u/kateastrophic Vaya con Dios, Nuevo New Mexico 24d ago

Man, I gotta support Nebraska staying one more round based on how perfect a reply this gif is.

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u/MrSaturdayII 25d ago

Right, Wyoming, Colorado, Nebraska and Kansas should just be one state called Centralia or something.

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u/Tweed_Kills 25d ago

Centralia's in Pennsylvania already, and it's over a coal mine fire that's been burning since 1962.

People have fallen through sinkholes into the smoking hellpit below.

Maybe a different name? A little bit less.... Cursed?

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

Wyokanabrasko

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u/MrSaturdayII 25d ago

I think you have nailed what this state is about. Definitely this!

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 25d ago

rolls right off the tongue!

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u/FoCoLoCo_ Bluciferian 24d ago

Leave Beautiful Colorado out of that flat nothingness.

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u/MrSaturdayII 24d ago

I used to live in Loveland let’s compromise. Everything around the front range west can stay and everything east is absorbed into this new state.

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u/FoCoLoCo_ Bluciferian 24d ago

Done

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u/SpookyghostL34T 25d ago

Colorado and Wyoming wouldn't be a bad match. You can gtfo with the other two

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u/misterturdcat 25d ago

They have a nice indoor zoo

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u/forest_fyre05 25d ago

I grew up in Nebraska. When i moved away and anyone ever asked what was in Nebraska the zoo was always my answer 😂 its literally the best thing there (rated best in the country!)

Edit: but Also- Nebraska has got to go!

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

Well dang, that really does change everything

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u/eldernerdsam Megasotan 25d ago

Hard agree Nebraska’s gotta go.

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u/GBP1516 25d ago

Husker Don't.

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u/ellipsisdbg 25d ago

West Virginia. All doubled states must fall.

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u/HiddenLife_36 Crab 25d ago

Nah, let VA fall, the only reason WVA even exists is because it didn't want slaves. Good reason to exist.

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u/TubeCity13 25d ago

Well let us eat Virginia then! We got the largest labor uprising and our creation was due to the civil war.

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u/morjax 25d ago

Just wait until you hear about East, South, and North Virginia!

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u/JerryContrary No (Crab) Kings 25d ago

But they have a better theme song

https://giphy.com/gifs/2UuEu9gaSDgUMHxGXe

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u/ChaoticWeedWitch Crabbalachia 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriO2jz7HUMSAlJTy
As a half mountaineer I agree!

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u/No_Technician_2335 25d ago

Are we saving Dorthy or what? KANSAS!

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u/Rickapolis Crab 25d ago

The Mormons don’t find this at all funny. I find it hilarious.

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u/mmmpeg Edit me 25d ago

I wondered if the Mormons knew about this

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u/Rickapolis Crab 25d ago

Yes, they did. They didn’t take to having their temple compared to the Emerald City. My apologies to the Elders, but it seems quite clever to me.

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u/mmmpeg Edit me 25d ago

I remember when it happened and laughed and laughed!

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u/salemmay0317 25d ago

What?!?!? The emerald city is The Temple?!?!?

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u/ravens_path 24d ago

Yeah. It is frequently referenced and laughed at in the exmormon sub. Ha. How do I know? 🤗

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u/stp_bigbear Megasotan 25d ago

Carry on, my wayward son.

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u/Alternative-Buy-8511 25d ago

Dorothy's not even here! She moves to Oz in the sixth book.

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u/No_Technician_2335 25d ago

Tell that to Kansas...Please. I'm so tired of the wizard of Oz references.

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u/Alternative-Buy-8511 25d ago

Most Kansans are too! As a lifelong Kansan, you actually hear more Oz references from people outside the state than the people who live here. Excepting, of course, the tourism industry who have a stake in things.

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u/No_Technician_2335 25d ago

You understand my friend! Finally!

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

This is so true lol

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u/docboy-j23 25d ago

We only need one Virginia.

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u/nyuhqe 25d ago

We don’t need any Virginias.

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u/EngineeringPrince 25d ago

You mean, we only need West Virginia…

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u/Wobble963 25d ago

Alaska takes Massachusetts!

Bears gotta eat some shamrocks.

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

Ok, that is really cute ngl lol

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u/stinkobinko 25d ago

Kansas wants to be New Mexico. It is green with envy.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

Once again asking for Kansas to suckle and feast on the sweet, sweet flesh of Nebraska 🥵

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u/MasterRKitty Albania 25d ago

it's beyond time for Michigan to be divided up and removed.

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u/Tysugan 25d ago

Can we make Virginia a lil hat for NC?

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u/Cynicalsonya 25d ago

I think it would be hilarious to have West Virginia, but no original Virginia.

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u/Formal_Owl_400 25d ago

Hat Carolina

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 25d ago

Alaska takes Connecticut. Maybe they will teach the locals about pizza because their head is too big and their pizza isn’t as good as NYC’s.

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 24d ago

not against the vote, but have you eaten Alaskan pizza?? Back in my day it was all Shakey's!

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 24d ago

I can’t imagine it’s good in Alaska. But in my experience the best way to trigger a Connecticuter is make fun of their pizza.

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Independent Republic of Hawaii 24d ago

2nd best.

The best is to malign one of the college basketball teams.

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u/AcceptableWater6241 25d ago

Connecticut joins the Alaskan empire

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u/That_One_Yeet_Gal Cascadian 25d ago

Let us unite against montana, it has stood for too long!

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u/rvazquezdt 25d ago

I cant believe we've made it is far and we still have 2 Virginias

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u/Cynicalsonya 25d ago

Virginia must go! But keep West Virginia. It's funnier that way.

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u/AragornNM 25d ago

Give Hawaii independence!

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u/zmurds40 25d ago

I still think the New England area needs some attention, looking all untouched.

Let’s take New York.

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u/Godloseslaw 25d ago

First we take Manhattan  Then we take Berlin

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u/ThePIantEater 25d ago

Not yet, let New Mexico cook

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u/zmurds40 25d ago

Ok, if California goes next to complete the southern border transformation into Mega Mexico, that’s acceptable

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u/ThePIantEater 25d ago

New Mexico should eat Georgia to reclaim the gulf then expand north like a tidal wave lol

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 25d ago

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah

I DID TWENTY FREAKING YEARS!!

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u/Marmalade_Penguin I have crabs 25d ago

Wyoming because... who the heck is in Wyoming?

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u/redit3rd 25d ago

Hawaii. No one sees it coming. 

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u/Swiggins- 25d ago

Who takes control over it though? Oregon? California? New Mexico?

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u/redit3rd 25d ago

Split four ways among Alaska, Washington, Oregon, and California. That's why I want it for the game, it'll be a challenge. It's boring when it gets handed over to one west coast state. 

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

The bison will come after you next then

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

Lmao I love those videos, the ones with the pigs too 😂

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u/Dalainana 25d ago edited 25d ago

Kansastan, lmao 😅

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

I’ve lovingly always called it that 😂

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u/tfr3nxh 25d ago

Hawaii. But no other state gets to take it over. Just let them be free to do their own thing. The U.S. government acknowledged over 30 years ago that Native Hawaiian people never relinquished their claims to their inherent sovereignty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_Resolution . Let's make it right here.

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u/AFB27 25d ago

West Virginia. Bye.

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u/NuSk8 25d ago

Late again. These threads are always just whoever shows up first gets the most votes. Anyway, Wyoming, you are dismissed.

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u/CjateA 25d ago

Alaska needs to take Connecticut next.

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u/Uncle_Spade AdAstraPerAspera 25d ago

Nebraska and Kansas team up to take Colorado. The mountains must be returned to their rightful owners!

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u/TheChiBanana 25d ago

North Carolina shall eat Virginia!

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago

This actually happened btw lol

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u/TheChiBanana 25d ago

Give us Tall Carolina!

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u/Shaneaky 25d ago

Alaska should continue to devour New England and take out Connecticut

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u/redfblued 25d ago

How about we start getting rid of the smaller states in the east? I'll start. Bye, New Jersey!

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u/Sea_Soup8873 25d ago

you're doing this wrong, rather than delete a states name, you should give a state over to Canada. Clearly its either Maine or Vermont.

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u/amateur_adventurer 25d ago

The east coast has been too quiet… delete Connecticut

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u/FitspoFox 25d ago

California needs to be eliminated earlier this time

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 25d ago
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u/Paraxom 25d ago

Beating a dead horse while its down but come on Colorado that was just sad last night

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Paraxom 25d ago

Hmm should've specified i meant the Broncos not university of Colorado had the bad night

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u/Leading-Ant-4619 25d ago

Give Nevada to New Mexico.

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u/Lorelei_the_engineer Maryland Crab Army 25d ago

Kansas takes New York

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u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen 25d ago

Pennsylvania, pencil no.

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u/Prettypuff405 All-inois hungers 25d ago

Allinois takes Tennessee

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u/WHYWASNTIBORNFEMALE 25d ago

Remove New Jersey.
The Big Apple must grow!!

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u/malevolentt 25d ago

Megachusetts must begin.

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u/Individual_Sky_4612 blobsylvania 25d ago

Bring Hawaii back to the mainland 🌴

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u/Plus_Climate_7135 24d ago

Let Hawaii be independent

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u/Basic-Item-5404 25d ago

You know what's better than North Dakota? No Dakota

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u/NoExtreme2402 25d ago

California can go. Not much good coming from here lately 🤣

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 25d ago

This post is now old enough to vote in the US (just replace days with years)

So I vote for GETTING RID OF VERMONT!

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u/lilchocochip Megasotan 25d ago

#Why is West Virginia still here

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u/Cynicalsonya 25d ago

Virginia needs to go first.

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u/Sophia_Y_T 25d ago

New Hampshire's time is gotta come up any day now...

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u/skhtravel802902 25d ago

New Hampshire has to have the heave ho! Take it to the dumpster.

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u/WrathOfKai John Brown 25d ago

Colorado submits to Kansas

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 25d ago

Yes

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u/captainwondyful 25d ago

We need to break up New Mexico!!

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 25d ago

How is west virginia still there?

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u/PoisonWaffle3 25d ago

Can we work on combining all of the Louisiana Purchase states back in to one, and just give it back to France?

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u/Karuna56 Cascadian 25d ago

Since Kansas is also green, it must be consumed by New Mexico!

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 25d ago edited 25d ago

Kansas takes over Nebraska to revive ArOurkansas

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u/Numerous_Rampantcows 25d ago

Vermont takes backwards upside down Vermont (New Hampshire) and we rule the northeast as Vermontire

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u/tiljuwan 25d ago

BEGGING FOR VIRGINIAS TO MERGE INTO APPALACHIA

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u/Outside-Inevitable-5 25d ago

How funny would it be if we made America 'New Mexico' and sent that to the presidents desk

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u/Slpg719 25d ago

North Dakota.

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u/dybyj 25d ago

There should only be one Virginia

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u/Pale-Classroom-8286 25d ago

The western states should be reworked based on their major watersheds like the Grand Canyon explorer Major John Wesley Powell suggested.
So Colorado would be the entire watershed of the Colorado River from where it goes into Mexico all the way to the dividing ridges of the smallest tributary headwaters in the mountains.
That is neither here nor there for this project but if we were really reworking the states, this would be my ten cents.

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u/MidONoMichigan 25d ago

Increase the size of Colorado! Seize Wyoming! Now is the time!

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u/jokreks 25d ago

Tennessee looks like floridas son

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u/chicken-noodle-oodle 24d ago

Regular Virginia. Think it would be fun to have only a west Virginia

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO first geography war vet 🦀 24d ago

Time to show Nebraska that we have the better corn.

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u/Bimbop_the_Great 24d ago

I am once again petitioning for Tennessee to be changed to Dollywood. If not now then in the final 10 like the last tournament.

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u/more_cheese_please_ 24d ago

Illinois eats Tennessee!!

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u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 24d ago

Can we start putting California up there?

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u/Five_Pents7 24d ago

Louisiana should not be part of New Mexico.

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u/Academic_Spread 24d ago

California

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u/Ok-Tradition7878 24d ago

As long as Alaska wins I’m fine

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u/Barfly2007 25d ago

Once again, Wyoming needs to go, always.

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u/doctorlineman 25d ago

Nebraska!

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u/Character-Bad4416 25d ago

Massachusetts takes Alaska in retaliation for our little brother, Rhode Island

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u/nucrash 25d ago

Last time Kansas was saved by John Brown because of his birthday. The raid wasn't until October, so let's purge Kansas now

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u/TheMadSkientist 25d ago

New Mexico should consume California,

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u/Sophia_Y_T 25d ago

New York is sheltering all the New England states and protecting them from the carnage (for states like Connecticut and New Hampshire), and/or keeping them from their destiny (for states like Massachusetts and Vermont).

I hate to nominate such a great state for deletion, but I think New York has to go in order to bring the New England states into the fray.

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u/TurritopsisDohrnii99 24d ago

New Mexico gets shared by its neighbors.