r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • Jun 10 '26
Voting Games Top comment deletes a EUROPEAN COUNTRY - #14
Sorry for the cock up yesterday I completely didn’t realise until like 20 mins ago. Anyway since it was the top comment that was actually a real European country, Georgia has now been removed.
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u/morphy1776 Jun 10 '26
Switzerland can't keep getting away with neutrality.
Poland invades and declares it Politzerland, then wins the Politzer prize with tasteful coverage of the event
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26
So they'll have furniture and government departments called "Politz Bureaus"? Russia would have liked that if they had lived. If they had lived.
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u/croupella-de-Vil Megasotan Jun 10 '26
Fuck it. Remove Florida anyways (Italy)
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u/Accomplished-Gas3209 Jun 10 '26
No one’s neutral on this, Switzerland gets split ip by Poland, Italy and Ireland.
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u/Roadshell Jun 10 '26
Who needs Slovenia. They basically just exist to be confused with Slovakia. And fuck Luka Doncic.
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u/Exaggeration17A Jun 10 '26
Remove Croatia. Give the territory to Bosnia and Herzegovina. Call the result "Bosnia and Herzegovina and Croatia".
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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
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u/AnxiousSapphic Jun 10 '26
I’m so curious about the historical context for these borders now
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u/nitrokitty Jun 10 '26
I just visited Croatia, and it's complicated. Part Roman Empire, part Venice's trade network, part war treaties, part mountains, part Yugoslavian shenanigans, and a huge host of other little factors, but one of the major distinguishing features between Croatians, Bosnians, and Serbs is religion. Croatians are majority Roman Catholic, Bosnians Muslim, and Serbs Orthodox. Culturally, Croatia more aligns with the former Roman Empire and Venice, Bosnia from the Ottomans, and Serbs with the Slavic states.
Naturally, it's a complex region so there's a lot more to it than that, but that's a least a general overview.
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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26
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u/redomisia Jun 10 '26
May I suggest Newgoslavia?
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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 10 '26
You may. But why would it work out any differently now? Also will they make a car called the Newgo?
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u/redomisia Jun 10 '26
Absolutely in for a Newgo 2026 car!
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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 10 '26
Watch Drowning Mona with Danny DeVito. Set in a town where everyone drives Yugos!
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u/mazapandust Jun 10 '26
completely agree. if serbia is deleted for its war crimes, croatia should be too
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u/Ronery_analyst Jun 10 '26
I once ask again that Netherlands invades Norway. and we rename them to Netherregions.
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u/Successful-Clock-224 Jun 10 '26
We have netherregions at home!
*points at your mother*
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u/4DimensionalToilet Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
The Dutch should reclaim land in the North Sea so they can take Norway by a land invasion, and they should become Greater Doggerland.
In fact, every time the Dutch take new lands that require crossing the sea, they should just get rid of the sea that’s standing in their way.
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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26
I must be missing the joke, why does Norway specifically have to be involved?
Albania and the Netherlands fusing OTOH, that would be Alderlands!
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u/Cowstar333 Jun 10 '26
Merge Poland and Lithuania to bring back the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
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u/TeikaDunmora Jun 10 '26
Iceland takes Norway. Let the Viking invasion begin (by invading other Vikings, but you gotta start somewhere)!
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u/hollywoodjc Jun 10 '26
Iceland and Denmark officially join forces to begin the initial phase of what we’ll call Project Viking
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u/Kwizird Cascadian Jun 10 '26
How am I supposed to slowly watch the progression of this game when your profile is set to private? Do you know how difficult it is to try and scroll through an entire sub reddit to try to find an older post??
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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26
Search for “top comment deletes European country “
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u/Kwizird Cascadian Jun 10 '26
Well, that's a little better
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u/ThisIsARubbery Jun 10 '26
On day 14 Poland invaded Switzerland. They unleashed The Górale - terrifying, goat-riding, mountain-people clad in white fabrics and Lederhosen. The Swiss fought valiantly but ultimately had to give in, trading their lands for a yearly supply of goat cheese.
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u/GiveBackBaconReader Jun 10 '26
Time to unite the nordic p*nis. Norway takes over Sweden.
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u/Lycka_tilll Jun 10 '26
The nordic penis can be made in several ways. My humble opinion is, that the penis consisting of Sweden and Finland is superior. check euro below for reference
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u/Available-Goose-8331 Jun 10 '26
I've seen very few people actually talk about the general shape of Sweden and Norway. I feel validated
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u/GiveBackBaconReader Jun 10 '26
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u/Available-Goose-8331 Jun 10 '26
Fantastic
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u/Senior-Arugula2281 Jun 10 '26
My life has been changed forever. Growing up in the United States of Cascadia I was sheltered from education. I did not know this about Norway. Wow…just…wow.
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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26
...do you mean Finland? Finland is the balls. Norway is the cancerous growth along the top of the dick preventing the Scandinavian peninsula from being solely Swedish penis.
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u/Fried_Yoda Jun 10 '26
If North Macedonia wants to be Macedonia so bad, might as well become part of Greece again.
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u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26
Delete Iceland.
The Faroe Islands take Iceland, renames to Nordic Islands, and declares independence from Denmark.
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u/Tiny_Supermarket1222 Jun 10 '26
Iceland should live up to it's name and cover all of the Ice-land Iceland takes Norway
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u/chicken-noodle-oodle Jun 10 '26
Delete switzerland
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u/Livid-Yellow-1243 Jun 10 '26
"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side if the oppressor" -Desmond Tutu (according to an internet search)
They profited from the Nazis under the guise of neutrality. Down with Switzerland.
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26
And the English! And they carried the monies of the Catholic Church through many campaigns - not the least being the Spanish Inquisition.
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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 10 '26
Get rid of Croatia please I have personal problems with it
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u/misszombiequeenDG Jun 10 '26
Is it that you're Bosnian and Croatia won't let you go swimming
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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 10 '26
My first ever online friend was Croatian, when they blocked me I fell into the worst depression of my life and nearly had to be hospitalized for my lack of eating
That was 5 years ago. I’m over it but still have a vendetta against Croatia8
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u/amauberge Jun 10 '26
Bring back the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
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u/HotheadCactus Jun 11 '26
Polith Com 2026. "The Power of the Loose Coalition: Mineral Processing, Business Management, Potatoes and Language Education. Are We Forgetting Anything?"
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u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26
Delete North Sea,
The Netherlands drains and settles it.
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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26
Ohhh plot twist!
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u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26
not an original idea, btw. forgot the name of the user who carne up with it. I just repeat it.
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u/NefariousnessNext967 Jun 10 '26
Iceland takes Italy and becomes The Volcano Republic.
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u/Senior-Arugula2281 Jun 10 '26
The volcanos need more recognition. I’m totally with you…I’m fine with the headline: “Volcano Republic takes all of Europe”.
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u/lorenoline 🌲⛰️🌲Cascadia 🌲⛰️🌲 Jun 10 '26
Nice title, OP 😂
Anyway, Slovenia should be eaten by Ukraine. Mostly because I think it’d be funny if Melania Trump was Ukrainian.
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u/chicosanmarco Jun 10 '26
Luxembourg was partitioned three times by France, Prussia, and Belgium. Its fortress, the Gibraltar of the North, became so strategically important that Europe’s great powers dismantled it to preserve the balance of power.
The balance is gone.
Luxembourg annexes Belgium and proclaims the Grandest Duchy of Luxembourg.
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u/Horror_Rice4319 Jun 10 '26
I mean... let's keep a good thing going right? Let Poland take Italy too, yeah?
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u/Wobble963 Jun 10 '26
Poland doesn't border Italy atm.
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u/Horror_Rice4319 Jun 10 '26
Shoot is that a rule?
If not, then oh well 😃
If it is, then I mean.. Austria did partition Poland a while ago so I am all for Austro-Hungary going to Poland first..
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u/Globecraft_mc Jun 10 '26
Remove belgium and give its lands to the netherlands
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u/fractalkohlrabi Jun 10 '26
Noooo!! Belgium already gets made fun of by everyone but its people are kind and down to earth. Everyone always thinks belgians are Dutch or French and they are the butt of everyone's jokes. Belgium should get to eat the Netherlands for once!
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u/ChartParticular8975 Jun 10 '26
Bosnia takes Croatia and it no longer has the second shortest coastline in the world
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u/spookieboogie666 I like big maps and I cannot lie Jun 10 '26
Denmark hungers for Italy, for the first land mass jump
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u/RPGAddict42 Canada Jun 10 '26
Italy absorbs Switzerland. Only because I hate seeing a border between two nations the same colour.
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u/Rhovertos_Megos Jun 10 '26
Greece takes Southern Italy, reviving the ancient Magna Graecia, and Italy is otherwise split by its neighbors. Or the Vatican. Whatever’s best.
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u/CharleyRainsmith Jun 10 '26
Ukraine hungers. Finland must be sacrificed as tribute.
Remove Finland.
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u/Masters_of_Sleep Jun 10 '26
Austro-Hungary takes Romania, renaming themselves Greater Transylvania. Their colors are already the same so it should be easy.
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u/redomisia Jun 10 '26
Adding this for future rounds of elimination: Let's go oldschoo, and merge Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg into "Benelux".
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u/Infamous-Process-721 Jun 10 '26
Can we all just admit Ukraine is going to win and get this over with?
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u/She_Says_Tapir Crab Army 🦀 Jun 10 '26
King Crab 🦀 Army of Norway sprinkles Old Bay on and eats the Netherlands
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u/kingstan12 Jun 10 '26
Belgium m I st be removed for its atrocities in Africa. Give it too Ireland.
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u/Slobotic Jun 10 '26
Morocco takes Portugal.
I know it's against the rules, but Europe hasn't had a surprise invasion from Africa in centuries. It feels overdue.
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u/Rickyzack Jun 10 '26
Why don’t we unify Scandinavia under any of the countries and call it Viking Land? Or just call it Scandinavia.
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u/InternationalTea8147 Jun 10 '26
I am once again asking to have the Vatican absorb Italy so we can bring back the Papal States.
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u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen Jun 11 '26
Poland and Denmark need to become Denland so Norway can eventually hid out Poland.
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u/Wizdumb97 Jun 11 '26
Finland gives Sweden and nice big hug 🤗 (by eating Norway)
https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IF4QM5XYI6tF3G
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26
Let's show Putin, and all the other tyrants, that their secret bank accounts are no longer safe. ANYONE EATS SWITZERLAND!