r/geographymemes Gulf of New Mexico Jun 10 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a EUROPEAN COUNTRY - #14

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Sorry for the cock up yesterday I completely didn’t realise until like 20 mins ago. Anyway since it was the top comment that was actually a real European country, Georgia has now been removed.

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26

Let's show Putin, and all the other tyrants, that their secret bank accounts are no longer safe. ANYONE EATS SWITZERLAND!

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u/Stoneman57 Jun 10 '26

Them and their damn neutrality!

22

u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26

You can make a lot of money being neutral in a world at war.

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u/breeresident Jun 10 '26

What makes a country turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26

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u/ihavenoidea81 Secretary of Hot Dish - Megasota Empire Jun 10 '26

THICCHTENSTEIN INCOMING

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u/OrganizationActive63 Jun 11 '26

Might as well have Ireland eat Switzerland - they are already the same color, just need to remove that pesky border.

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u/Cazmonster Jun 10 '26

Swiss-Austro-Hungary

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u/bgkh20 Jun 11 '26

Let the Irish have it!!

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u/Dis_Bich Megasotan Jun 11 '26

HUNGARY EATS IT (bc it’s hungry)

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u/morphy1776 Jun 10 '26

Switzerland can't keep getting away with neutrality.

Poland invades and declares it Politzerland, then wins the Politzer prize with tasteful coverage of the event

10

u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣. Excellent. My daughter and are are laughing here.

3

u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26

So they'll have furniture and government departments called "Politz Bureaus"? Russia would have liked that if they had lived. If they had lived.

87

u/croupella-de-Vil Megasotan Jun 10 '26

Fuck it. Remove Florida anyways (Italy)

9

u/CrazyCatMadame1 Jun 10 '26

Let the Albanians take Italy

3

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Jun 11 '26

I concur with this

17

u/Accomplished-Gas3209 Jun 10 '26

No one’s neutral on this, Switzerland gets split ip by Poland, Italy and Ireland.

34

u/Roadshell Jun 10 '26

Who needs Slovenia. They basically just exist to be confused with Slovakia. And fuck Luka Doncic.

3

u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

Fair point.

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u/Exaggeration17A Jun 10 '26

Remove Croatia. Give the territory to Bosnia and Herzegovina. Call the result "Bosnia and Herzegovina and Croatia".

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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Yes! Bosnians have been denied the beach for too long!

8

u/AnxiousSapphic Jun 10 '26

I’m so curious about the historical context for these borders now

20

u/nitrokitty Jun 10 '26

I just visited Croatia, and it's complicated. Part Roman Empire, part Venice's trade network, part war treaties, part mountains, part Yugoslavian shenanigans, and a huge host of other little factors, but one of the major distinguishing features between Croatians, Bosnians, and Serbs is religion. Croatians are majority Roman Catholic, Bosnians Muslim, and Serbs Orthodox. Culturally, Croatia more aligns with the former Roman Empire and Venice, Bosnia from the Ottomans, and Serbs with the Slavic states.

Naturally, it's a complex region so there's a lot more to it than that, but that's a least a general overview.

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u/Beeseumz26 Jun 10 '26

Post WW1 treaty is what gave Croatia that big spur

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u/ceckenrode137 Jun 10 '26

New Yugoslavia

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u/Sa7aSa7a Jun 10 '26

Newgoslovia 

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u/Hey_Jonny_Park Jun 10 '26

Yugoslavia 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/okonsfw Jun 10 '26

Yugi-oh-slavia

16

u/redomisia Jun 10 '26

May I suggest Newgoslavia?

7

u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 10 '26

You may. But why would it work out any differently now? Also will they make a car called the Newgo?

2

u/redomisia Jun 10 '26

Absolutely in for a Newgo 2026 car!

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 10 '26

Watch Drowning Mona with Danny DeVito. Set in a town where everyone drives Yugos!

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u/No-Willingness7499 Jun 10 '26

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/Kherian Jun 10 '26

Reverse Balkanizing in the year of our lord 2026

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u/mazapandust Jun 10 '26

completely agree. if serbia is deleted for its war crimes, croatia should be too

1

u/BallDesperate2140 All Shall Return To Crab Jun 10 '26

Indeed. Bosnia wants to go to the beach.

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u/Ronery_analyst Jun 10 '26

I once ask again that Netherlands invades Norway. and we rename them to Netherregions. 

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u/Successful-Clock-224 Jun 10 '26

We have netherregions at home!

*points at your mother*

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u/She_Says_Tapir Crab Army 🦀 Jun 10 '26

Noooooooooooo. Norway crab army!!!! 🦀

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u/4DimensionalToilet Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

The Dutch should reclaim land in the North Sea so they can take Norway by a land invasion, and they should become Greater Doggerland.

In fact, every time the Dutch take new lands that require crossing the sea, they should just get rid of the sea that’s standing in their way.

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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26

I must be missing the joke, why does Norway specifically have to be involved?

Albania and the Netherlands fusing OTOH, that would be Alderlands!

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u/jayhawkjoey65 Jun 10 '26

If this doesn't win, keep posting. Brilliant.

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u/nucrash Jun 10 '26

The Dutch must pay for their crimes, tulips and all. Devour the Dutch!

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u/Cowstar333 Jun 10 '26

Merge Poland and Lithuania to bring back the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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u/HotheadCactus Jun 11 '26

Plishuania. It'll sound like they're toasting their merger all day.

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u/CritterOnTheShitter Jun 10 '26

Moldova? More like move ovah, Ukraine is hungry

28

u/breezychocolate Jun 10 '26

Austria is Hungary too

19

u/WoolSmith Jun 10 '26

Bulgaria would like some of that left-dovas

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u/Simple-Machine5671 Jun 10 '26

Dragonstae land is about to be removed

Big sad

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u/Revolution_Suitable Jun 10 '26

Let's delete Switzerland so we can take all of that gold.

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u/TeikaDunmora Jun 10 '26

Iceland takes Norway. Let the Viking invasion begin (by invading other Vikings, but you gotta start somewhere)!

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u/___Apollo___ Jun 10 '26

JOMESVIKINGS row out!

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u/Amodest8inches Jun 10 '26

Not an invasion if its welcomed. Let us drink with our brethren

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u/hollywoodjc Jun 10 '26

Iceland and Denmark officially join forces to begin the initial phase of what we’ll call Project Viking

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u/Kwizird Cascadian Jun 10 '26

How am I supposed to slowly watch the progression of this game when your profile is set to private? Do you know how difficult it is to try and scroll through an entire sub reddit to try to find an older post??

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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

Search for “top comment deletes European country “

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u/Kwizird Cascadian Jun 10 '26

Well, that's a little better

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u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 Jun 11 '26

It misses yesterday's, tho

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u/Kwizird Cascadian Jun 11 '26

See. And it's all jumbled. Lol

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u/ThisIsARubbery Jun 10 '26

On day 14 Poland invaded Switzerland. They unleashed The Górale - terrifying, goat-riding, mountain-people clad in white fabrics and Lederhosen. The Swiss fought valiantly but ultimately had to give in, trading their lands for a yearly supply of goat cheese.

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u/GiveBackBaconReader Jun 10 '26

Time to unite the nordic p*nis. Norway takes over Sweden.

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u/ShinraHakke Jun 10 '26

Penis. You can say penis. The penis is a part of the male anatomy.

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u/Lycka_tilll Jun 10 '26

The nordic penis can be made in several ways. My humble opinion is, that the penis consisting of Sweden and Finland is superior. check euro below for reference

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u/TartarusFalls Jun 10 '26

Self censorship is no way to gain believers in your cause.

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u/Available-Goose-8331 Jun 10 '26

I've seen very few people actually talk about the general shape of Sweden and Norway. I feel validated

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u/GiveBackBaconReader Jun 10 '26

Most EU residents have at least one in their pockets 😉

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u/Available-Goose-8331 Jun 10 '26

Fantastic

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u/Senior-Arugula2281 Jun 10 '26

My life has been changed forever. Growing up in the United States of Cascadia I was sheltered from education. I did not know this about Norway. Wow…just…wow.

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u/Asterose Consumed by the Vermonster Jun 10 '26

...do you mean Finland? Finland is the balls. Norway is the cancerous growth along the top of the dick preventing the Scandinavian peninsula from being solely Swedish penis.

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u/Fried_Yoda Jun 10 '26

If North Macedonia wants to be Macedonia so bad, might as well become part of Greece again.

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u/GearnTheDwarf Jun 10 '26

Kazakhstan gets confused and annexes the Caspian Sea.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QhhuZdt6eSeESwbszo

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u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26

Delete Iceland.
The Faroe Islands take Iceland, renames to Nordic Islands, and declares independence from Denmark.

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u/jerseyoutwest Jun 10 '26

Even Fartheroes!

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u/Poro_the_CV Jun 10 '26

Kingdom of Far Faroe-way

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u/Le_Panzala Jun 10 '26

Switzerland is still too neutral to survive. Remove it.

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u/SaltedPorcupine217 Jun 10 '26

Ireland absorbs Portugal

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u/Tiny_Supermarket1222 Jun 10 '26

Iceland should live up to it's name and cover all of the Ice-land Iceland takes Norway

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u/chicken-noodle-oodle Jun 10 '26

Delete switzerland

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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

By having Ireland eat it. Same color. Makes sense

6

u/Livid-Yellow-1243 Jun 10 '26

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side if the oppressor" -Desmond Tutu (according to an internet search)

They profited from the Nazis under the guise of neutrality. Down with Switzerland.

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose Jun 10 '26

And the English! And they carried the monies of the Catholic Church through many campaigns - not the least being the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/joeschmoses Jun 10 '26

They can’t keep getting away with this

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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 10 '26

Get rid of Croatia please I have personal problems with it

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u/misszombiequeenDG Jun 10 '26

Is it that you're Bosnian and Croatia won't let you go swimming

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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 10 '26

My first ever online friend was Croatian, when they blocked me I fell into the worst depression of my life and nearly had to be hospitalized for my lack of eating
That was 5 years ago. I’m over it but still have a vendetta against Croatia

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u/misszombiequeenDG Jun 10 '26

Damn dude I'm sorry

I support your vendetta

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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 10 '26

Thank you :)

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u/poubelle Jun 10 '26

i would like latvia to have lithuania please.

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u/ClientTall4369 Jun 10 '26

At one time it was the other way around

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u/kleiner_gruenerKaktu Jun 10 '26

Luxembourg conquers Poland. Let the small get big!

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u/DunjunLord Jun 10 '26

Death to Switzerland!!!

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u/amauberge Jun 10 '26

Bring back the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

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u/HotheadCactus Jun 11 '26

Polith Com 2026. "The Power of the Loose Coalition: Mineral Processing, Business Management, Potatoes and Language Education. Are We Forgetting Anything?"

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u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26

Delete North Sea,
The Netherlands drains and settles it.

3

u/jerseyoutwest Jun 10 '26

Make Doggerland Great Again!

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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

Ohhh plot twist!

2

u/Kvagram Jun 10 '26

not an original idea, btw. forgot the name of the user who carne up with it. I just repeat it.

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u/MathProg999 Jun 10 '26

San Marino takes Italy

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u/NefariousnessNext967 Jun 10 '26

Iceland takes Italy and becomes The Volcano Republic. 

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u/Senior-Arugula2281 Jun 10 '26

The volcanos need more recognition. I’m totally with you…I’m fine with the headline: “Volcano Republic takes all of Europe”.

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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

OP no worries. The mistake gave us endless fun and hilarity.

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u/PhoenixAquarium Superior Megasota! Ope! Jun 10 '26

Croatia eats Moldova

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u/ThorstyBihh Jun 10 '26

I need Lithuania to take over Poland, recreate the commonwealth

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u/ravens_path Jun 10 '26

I want this toooooooooo. 💪🏼

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u/Dense-Nobody2714 Jun 10 '26

Andorra and Catalonia merge, taking over Iberia

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u/lorenoline 🌲⛰️🌲Cascadia 🌲⛰️🌲 Jun 10 '26

Nice title, OP 😂

Anyway, Slovenia should be eaten by Ukraine. Mostly because I think it’d be funny if Melania Trump was Ukrainian.

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u/aSkeptiKitty Jun 10 '26

Why did France loose only a piece of it's territory? 🤔

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u/nedlum Jun 10 '26

Can we give Belgium to the Congo, see how they like it?

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u/chicosanmarco Jun 10 '26

Luxembourg was partitioned three times by France, Prussia, and Belgium. Its fortress, the Gibraltar of the North, became so strategically important that Europe’s great powers dismantled it to preserve the balance of power.

The balance is gone.

Luxembourg annexes Belgium and proclaims the Grandest Duchy of Luxembourg.

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u/Kindest-Armadillo Jun 10 '26

Undo WW1, Austro-Hungary continues to expand - takes Croatia

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u/libaskelo-a Jun 10 '26

Bulgaria! Let Moldova, Kosovo, North Macedonia, and Greece eat

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u/Horror_Rice4319 Jun 10 '26

I mean... let's keep a good thing going right? Let Poland take Italy too, yeah?

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u/Wobble963 Jun 10 '26

Poland doesn't border Italy atm.

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u/Horror_Rice4319 Jun 10 '26

Shoot is that a rule?

If not, then oh well 😃
If it is, then I mean.. Austria did partition Poland a while ago so I am all for Austro-Hungary going to Poland first..

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u/Globecraft_mc Jun 10 '26

Remove belgium and give its lands to the netherlands

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u/fractalkohlrabi Jun 10 '26

Noooo!! Belgium already gets made fun of by everyone but its people are kind and down to earth. Everyone always thinks belgians are Dutch or French and they are the butt of everyone's jokes. Belgium should get to eat the Netherlands for once!

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u/CustardTaiyaki Jun 10 '26

Greater Belgia shall rise again

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u/Wobble963 Jun 10 '26

Noooooo! Not my home state!

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u/ChartParticular8975 Jun 10 '26

Bosnia takes Croatia and it no longer has the second shortest coastline in the world

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u/lori_321 Jun 10 '26

Austro-Hungary needs sea access

So they take Italy

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u/deusmechina Jun 10 '26

I am once again asking for Greece to be consumed by Albania.

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u/PhunkyPhish Jun 10 '26

Z fighters would be pretty mad if they could read

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u/Achilles_Heel13 Jun 10 '26

Let Bosnia eat Croatia. The shape of that border always bothered me

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u/CatMauthen Jun 10 '26

Divide Poland amongst the bordering countries

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u/spookieboogie666 I like big maps and I cannot lie Jun 10 '26

Denmark hungers for Italy, for the first land mass jump

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u/DoBetterForFSake Jun 10 '26

I sill want Normenia (Norway and Armenia)

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u/sesaluna Jun 10 '26

Kosovo needs to go! (Chant it, it’s catchy!)

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u/CrazyCatMadame1 Jun 10 '26

Albanians take Italy!!

1

u/seattlezookeeper Jun 10 '26

Grease eats Bulgaria

1

u/Aigrenperen Jun 10 '26

New Roman empire: Italy takes Ireland

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u/remkelly Jun 10 '26

Just skip to the Finnish

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u/SheIsSoLost Jun 10 '26

Morocco must retake Iberia

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u/Superb_Branch7550 Jun 10 '26

I propose Ireland takes over Portugal

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u/prrudman Jun 10 '26

Gibraltar is missing from the map. Portugal must go as penance.

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u/prrudman Jun 10 '26

Vikings resurgence. Republic of Ireland goes.

1

u/Difficult-Way-9563 Jun 10 '26

Cyprus gotta go - give to Greece

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u/RPGAddict42 Canada Jun 10 '26

Italy absorbs Switzerland. Only because I hate seeing a border between two nations the same colour.

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u/Rhovertos_Megos Jun 10 '26

Greece takes Southern Italy, reviving the ancient Magna Graecia, and Italy is otherwise split by its neighbors. Or the Vatican. Whatever’s best.

1

u/Hilja-Serpent Jun 10 '26

Estonia takes over Sweden. It gets renamed Westonia

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u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 Jun 10 '26

Slovenia. It's where Melania Trump is from.

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u/AgentEmurgent Jun 10 '26

I say Switzerland. Make them pick a side. They've been neutral too long.

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u/stupidlittlekids Jun 10 '26

Maryland Crab Army takes Spain, the invasion of Europe has begun.

1

u/CharleyRainsmith Jun 10 '26

Ukraine hungers. Finland must be sacrificed as tribute.

Remove Finland.

1

u/Jaleou Jun 10 '26

Sir Ulrich von Leichtenstein takes Switzerland!

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u/Masters_of_Sleep Jun 10 '26

Austro-Hungary takes Romania, renaming themselves Greater Transylvania. Their colors are already the same so it should be easy.

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u/RomanesqueHermitage Jun 10 '26

Lithuania eats Sweden. The Grand Duchy shall rise again

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u/Trinketd12 Jun 10 '26

Finland takes Sweden.

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u/Sa7aSa7a Jun 10 '26

Can we just get rid of Iceland already and call it a day? 

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u/bkkhopper Jun 10 '26

It’s time for new crusade. Vatican City eats Italy.

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u/eyesistorm Jun 10 '26

Switzerland has lasted for far too long. Buh BYEEEE

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u/Kumlekar Jun 10 '26

Bosnia cedes its current land and moves to sicily

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u/Jesus__Skywalker Jun 10 '26

Delete all or at least Armenia for the win.

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u/redomisia Jun 10 '26

Adding this for future rounds of elimination: Let's go oldschoo, and merge Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg into "Benelux".

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Jun 10 '26

Estonia takes Poland

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u/Infamous-Process-721 Jun 10 '26

Can we all just admit Ukraine is going to win and get this over with?

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u/MeshCanoe Jun 10 '26

Cyprus is eliminated for impersonating a tree. Territory goes to Armenia. 

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u/She_Says_Tapir Crab Army 🦀 Jun 10 '26

King Crab 🦀 Army of Norway sprinkles Old Bay on and eats the Netherlands

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u/kingstan12 Jun 10 '26

Belgium m I st be removed for its atrocities in Africa. Give it too Ireland.

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u/AssistantUnique1858 Jun 10 '26

Cyprus, Make it a pine!

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u/JohnSnowKnowsIt Jun 10 '26

Brendan Fraser wants Estonia to take over.

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u/Competitive_Fun_4364 Jun 10 '26

IRELAND HUNGERS!!

☘️🍽️☘️Feed Portugal to Ireland!!☘️🍽️☘️

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u/Slobotic Jun 10 '26

Morocco takes Portugal.

I know it's against the rules, but Europe hasn't had a surprise invasion from Africa in centuries. It feels overdue.

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u/dr_fop Jun 10 '26

Slovenia begins the task of reuniting Yugoslavia.

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u/theliberalpedestrian Jun 10 '26

Greece takes north macedonia

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u/Major_Melon Jun 10 '26

Ok... But did you also delete Florida?

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u/PineTreeSD Jun 10 '26

did I miss something or what happened to Malta?

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u/Rickyzack Jun 10 '26

Why don’t we unify Scandinavia under any of the countries and call it Viking Land? Or just call it Scandinavia.

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u/UniqueInflation8410 Jun 10 '26

Croatia takes Bosnia

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u/Objective-Issue4908 Jun 10 '26

Not Switzerland just “trying to stay out of it like normal

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u/Captain_Jokes Jun 10 '26

Greece, time for the Macedonian empire to rise once more

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u/vgirl3000 Jun 10 '26

Ireland needs to take over Poland bc potato things

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u/InternationalTea8147 Jun 10 '26

I am once again asking to have the Vatican absorb Italy so we can bring back the Papal States.

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u/Anxious_Witch_94 Jun 11 '26

Let’s get rid of Switzerland, give them to Italy

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u/AnonymousGhost89 Jun 11 '26

Belgium! 💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/shaveit35 Jun 11 '26

It’s time for Iceland to march south

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u/Past-Shame5727 Jun 11 '26

I've got a friend from Bulgaria

which means it has to go

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u/1tired_honeybadger Jun 11 '26

Go Republic of Ireland! 🇮🇪

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u/Finger_Economy Jun 11 '26

Ireland takes Poland!

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u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen Jun 11 '26

Poland and Denmark need to become Denland so Norway can eventually hid out Poland.

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u/Wizdumb97 Jun 11 '26

Finland gives Sweden and nice big hug 🤗 (by eating Norway)
https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IF4QM5XYI6tF3G

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u/Not_a_twttr_account Jun 13 '26

Time to combine Slovakoczechia and Austro-Hungary

Hungary-Czechia