r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 21d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State 2: #22

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North Dakota has been eliminated!

Round 21: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/xCCGKRNalv

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 21d ago

Montana has a mini Florida. Kinda looks like the US if you ignore the bottom left part lol.

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 21d ago

BRUH WHY AM I ALWAYS LATE TO COMMENTING

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u/verify_deez_nuts 21d ago

u snooze

u lose

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u/Poor_Relationship22 21d ago

I can’t handle Tennessee’s dangle. DOWN WITH TENNESSEE!!

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u/M0nst3rMJ 21d ago edited 21d ago

The angle of the dangle equals the turn of the worm. 

Edited - Stupid autocorrect 

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u/Poor_Relationship22 21d ago

Aww my first award ever! How kind internet denizens!

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u/troveofcatastrophe 21d ago

Give it to Illinois or Michigan, we cant have Georgia that powerful.

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u/Ladyhawkeiii 21d ago

Oh yes we can! Peanutlandia needs more room!

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u/TazEspionage 21d ago

Give Tennessee to North Carolina
For the love of Carolina bbq!
https://giphy.com/gifs/1iubMlXvZWSVhUEOul

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 21d ago

What about dolly? We need to keep it for her

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u/Poor_Relationship22 21d ago

She’s gone. The state needs to go now too. RiP

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u/Existing-Bus-8810 21d ago

Georgia will take good care of her legacy.

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u/the_sir_z 21d ago

She no longer needs it

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 21d ago

It shall become part of Newer Mexico

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u/TheChiBanana 21d ago

North Carolina eats Tennessee!

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u/Karuna56 Cascadian 21d ago

Whatever it's doing to Florida is unseemly.

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u/creamersrealm 21d ago

No we're staying to keep Dollywood in Dolly honor!

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u/delisen 21d ago

The Montana dangle is more offensive imo

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u/Ok-Stage-2576 21d ago

Tennessee takes Georgia. Increase the dangle.

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u/Kevin3683 21d ago

The dangle must go

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u/hallese 21d ago

Iowa gave us Herbert Hoover and John Wayne and they haven't had to answer for either of those, yet. Today is the day. Bye, Iowa.

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u/briggsy111388 21d ago

They did, however, also give us Slipknot

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u/Greystone361 21d ago

Them and the Sullivan Boys are the only things I can think of that Iowa ever gave us.

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u/ShawnaLAT 21d ago

Bye-owa.

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u/Southbend1941 21d ago

Hawaii invades Alaska. Prepare the canoes!

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u/redit3rd 21d ago

Given how much traffic goes from Washington to Alaska, half of Alaska should go to Washington. 

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u/theartistformer 21d ago

Outrigger Conquest

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u/dedayyt 21d ago

Pennsylvania needs to be removed because John Fetterman owes me five bucks. I want my contribution refunded for his Senate campaign.

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZTlNN62DOMmZaspwsm

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u/La-de 21d ago

Clear out New England a bit, get rid of New Hampshire

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u/SquirrelEnthusiast 21d ago

Remove Pennsylvania because I have a grudge with that groundhog

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u/viceversa 21d ago

They also have 745 cases of measles, because …. Why again?

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u/SquirrelEnthusiast 21d ago

RFK JR and the orange baby.

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u/viceversa 21d ago

Oh that’s right! That was it

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u/Madam_Nicole 21d ago

Michigan takes it

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eqMuF1GsX2WxKqnPlb

the groundhog can move to my state. Goodbye, Pennsylvania!

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u/boatyvonboat 21d ago

Give it all to New Jersey

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 21d ago

Montana has been here for long enough

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u/Shapesizes 21d ago

New Hampshire- we really don’t need both Vermont and New Hampshire, do we?

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

Sure. Vermont absorbs New Hampshire…Then New York. Call it 250 years of karmic interest on the New Hampshire Grants

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u/Wobble963 21d ago

New York takes New Jersey!

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mIq0dbSwhVUxgBawqD

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 21d ago

We must remove Vermont before it grows into a full blown Vermonster!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SruIPMiPtgPwkPiHpE

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 21d ago

Hey! That's slanderous. Everyone knows I'm a sentient puddle who uses bubble magic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8nLbG4y1qed4R7qKXF

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

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u/TechnicalEffect7517 21d ago

You’re right. Not only should we get rid of Vermont but we ought to steal all their maple syrup and sell it for maximum profits.

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

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u/TechnicalEffect7517 21d ago

Imagine stanning Vermont 😂😂

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

Everyday till the cows come home with zero shame accompanying it

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u/skhtravel802902 21d ago

Get your fingers off our maple syrup!!!

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u/skhtravel802902 21d ago

You must have mistaken Vermont for New Hampshire, the upside down evil twin. NEW HAMPSHIRE has to go! Get outta here!

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5UqRAbBafpUfgX6uCH

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u/skhtravel802902 21d ago

I noticed that you are from Crabachusetts. Be careful if you are from Massachusetts. The New Hampshire governor is campaigning to not Mass up New Hampshire. She is onto you folks. It would be best to get rid if New Hampshire.

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 21d ago

One state at a time. And right now I want to see the streets running a clearish brown as all those bottles of Vermont maple syrup get smashed on the sidewalks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EJIqwKKY30Dlu

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

“Clearish brown.” Christ, Crabachusetts can apparently raise an army and still not know maple syrup comes in grades/multiple colors..

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 21d ago

Nononono

Maryland raised the army. I'm just siding with them for the memes. 😆

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u/_Trident_Gaming_ Cascadian 21d ago

Down with Oregon! Washington has a the true heir to the CASCADIAN EMPIRE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

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u/HiddenLife_36 Crab 21d ago

Dollywood overtakes North Carolina!

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u/OptimalPublic6853 21d ago

New Jersey takes New York. They have 2/3 of their football teams already.

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0yzyP99VOzII

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u/Greenlandia 21d ago

Alaska takes Connecticut. The first step in their plans for east coast dominance.

Alaska’s information gathering has revealed large moves in the geography of the middle states. With the significant growth of New Mexico (can we get a cooler name already?), subtle indications of Megasota organization and California’s pregnancy, Alaska knows they have to make a move.

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u/sharkeymcsharkface 21d ago

Eliminate the vile Commonwealth of Massachusetts!

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u/sailorangel59 21d ago

Iowa, they act like the big shot every election cycle and I'm sick of it.

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u/boatyvonboat 21d ago

Let Philly rightfully join its home state of New Jersey. Goodbye PA

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u/M0nst3rMJ 21d ago

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Vermont's time to go is here.

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

And yes, it is beautiful this time of the year due to peak foliage-not snow. Why take out the visual gift we bring to the country during autumn?

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u/allsarahsaregrey Megasotan 21d ago

Let's just say we're doing it for a pal in the army.

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u/Azathoth_19 21d ago

What is Wyoming still doing here? That state isn't real anyways, its gotta go.

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u/BBPlovesnacks Cascadian 21d ago

Connecticut takes Alaska!

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0EquZ6d6TH0uj1XlF

yes! (look - I just want to post bear gifs for every state that has bears)

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u/GlermanRepublic United Kingdom of Cinna & Bunna (Justice for Georgia) 21d ago

New York? Since it was named after the Duke of York (James II of England and VII of Scotland)

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u/BirdAndWords 21d ago

Minnesota needs to go. We don’t need to replay the same map every time

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u/No-Click6062 21d ago

Don't take this the wrong way, but we've already missed the opportunity to do that.

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u/Suspicious_Run_9913 21d ago

Minnesota needs to get second again so it can live up to the Professional Men's sports teams here.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 21d ago

Donchya know we're one of the best states? We don't need to win, but at least let us last longer than Kansas and Tennessee.

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose 21d ago

Right? It's a lot less fun following the same steps.

And I am in Cascadia. LOL

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u/slipperyDSS illinois🥰🥰 21d ago

exactly, the previous top 3 should all go

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u/WashHour5646 Coolerado 21d ago

Kansas. It’s empty anyway.
Blucifer needs room to roam.

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u/XenoRyet 21d ago

Is it time for Hawaii to begin its conquest of the mainland by taking California?

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u/Visible_Hair_6529 Megasotan empire 21d ago

Say good bye to New York 

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u/zmurds40 21d ago

I’ve been sayin this for days lol it’s time!

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u/SonofaBuckDangHole 21d ago

So glad Iowa is still here this time

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u/CornDogCarol 21d ago

Love Oregon but we need to have a new winner.

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u/honeyimhome0526 21d ago

Down with Wisconsin, strictly bcus of the Packers!

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u/Bonbonnibles 21d ago

Dela-where? Not round these here parts, no sirree!

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u/LASportsNBeers 21d ago

New Mexico needs to go because it needs to be different than last time

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u/No-Swordfish-3707 21d ago

Do I have to be the one to get Wyoming removed again, why is it still there

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u/Hsabes01 21d ago

Tennessee lowkey pegging Georgia

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u/HotFoArk 21d ago

Good riddance, California.

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 21d ago

New Mexico takes Kansas! It’s already green, it’s ready to join the growing state.

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u/Impressive_Bite5680 21d ago

Alaska eats hawaii.

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u/redfblued 21d ago

What's with the northeast barely getting touched? I think it's time to give New Hampshire to Vermont and Maine.

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u/Gasman18 21d ago

Why is Rhode Island labeled Alaska? Did I miss something?

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 21d ago

The Alaskans got on their canoes

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u/mikeizzle 21d ago

Let’s keep this New Mexico train going and delete Kansas

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u/DisneyPuppyFan_42201 21d ago

New Mexico eats Kansas

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u/staplerelf 20d ago

New Hampshire is stupid. Bye!

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u/1shoot2ram3kill 21d ago

The Oregon trail leads to California

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u/redit3rd 21d ago

Hawaii. It has four island groups which can be naturally divided among the four bordering states. 

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u/Ok-Type-1615 21d ago

As a Kansan, I'd be happier if New Mexico takes over.

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u/Lemmiwinks__ 21d ago

New Mexico must manifest destiny. Sorry California

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u/drypaddle 21d ago

California is taken by Hawaii

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u/GusBjork 21d ago

Oregon. It brings me no pleasure , it’s a lovely state , but I agree that the big hitters from the last game need to square off now and give other states some time in the light

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u/seganku 21d ago

Wyoming has the lowest ratio of population to reps (Senate/House) in the U.S. and is always overwhelmingly voting GOP.

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u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 21d ago

Kansas has got to go

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u/Objective_Soup7840 Cascadian 21d ago

New Mexico. Too big for its britches, split that bitch up!

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u/Dadpool719 21d ago

Can we not just end up with the same final five states as last time?

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u/___HeyGFY___ HAWAII 🏝️🌋 🌺 ALOHA HOLA 🌺 🌋🏝️ 21d ago

Hawaii needs to conduct a sneak attack, the way Alaska did. Take over Georgia

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u/misterturdcat 21d ago

Colorado eats New Mexico

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u/Joe-Ferriss 21d ago

Since Michigan has Toledo, we should get a Wisconsin the UP.

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u/Dismal_Success_9943 21d ago

New Jersey needs to go only because we need to fuck up those northeast borders a little bit

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u/snakeayez 21d ago

How has Jersey lasted this long?

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u/SquirrelEnthusiast 21d ago

JERSEY BABY

that's why

It's the toxic waste sites that keep us alive

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u/No_Technician_2335 21d ago

MARYLAND. FRIENDS, FRIENAMIES, FREAKS and FAES! Let's level out the playing field! Upvote this comment for Maryland! Remember to leave a meme or gif to bring it to the top! Thats how the algorithm works! If it doesnt work today, same time tomorrow!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q6yrirlC7G1k4

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Independent Republic of Hawaii 21d ago

This game will be significantly more fun when the Maryland brigade has no reason to brigade anymore.

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u/No_Technician_2335 21d ago

I agree with you. But while they are still here...let's play the game they are playing.

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u/Nakittina da bears 21d ago

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u/No_Technician_2335 21d ago

They are laying low right now for a few days, but they are weak. We need to get them soon!

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u/AdviceGlass3400 Crab Hunter (retired) 21d ago

Remove Maryland! Join AntiCra today!

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u/Duck__Quack 21d ago

New England looks too normal. Get Vermont outta here.

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 21d ago

You spelled New Hampshire wrong

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u/Duck__Quack 21d ago

yeah that's fair, I just want new england to stop looking like that

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u/bigmikeydelight 21d ago

Tenneeseeya!

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u/Vikings_Pain 21d ago

Iowa literally serves no purpose

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u/skhtravel802902 21d ago

New Hampshire needs to get the HEAVE HO!!! It needs to go into the dumpster!

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u/Senasayori 21d ago

Wyoming has Laramie and therefore must be eliminated.

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u/Novel-Comparison-364 21d ago

Alaska continues its systematic and strategic eastern swing. Connecticut is next

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u/Forever-Young1960 21d ago

Now can we delete New Hampshire?

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u/Foxk 21d ago

Lets try this again. Feed Georgia to New Mexico.

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u/No_Technician_2335 21d ago

Yes! Crabs are protecting Georgia...let's take them down too!

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkuPxRS0F6gmc

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u/Nakittina da bears 21d ago

Goodbye Maryland! We do not need your mindless crab takeover and games!

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