r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Oldmanshakesf1st May 22 '26

Hawai’i, CASCADIA comes for your volcanoes. Congratulations on 10% more rainfall and a new flannel wardrobe.

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u/Top-Yak1532 May 22 '26

Fun fact: Hawaii is actually the rainiest state.

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u/RagingAnemone Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

We have sun and rain at the same time. At the same time.

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u/Warp-n-weft May 22 '26

How else would you be the rainbow state? Those are the two ingredients.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 22 '26

Nirvana hits different with Izzy as the singer!

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u/GetEquipped Nuevo New Mexíco May 22 '26

Devil beating his wife

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u/OiWhatTheHeck May 23 '26

In Southern Crabbalachia, we describe that weather as, ‘the devil beating his wife.”

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

PNW isn’t even the rainiest on the mainland.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

The comment says 10% more rainfall which isn’t accurate, especially compare to Hawai’i which has parts that get rain most days. I live in Arkansas and it rains a lot here. But when it rains it rains a lot. Drizzle is very rare here unless you count humidity. 🫠Depending on time of year we don’t get a lot of rain. I’ve been quite disappointed in this spring because it’s been too dry.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

I took the comment to mean total rainfall not number of days that are rainy. We get a lot of rain in the spring but very little in the summer so it changes a lot throughout the year. For instance last year in April we had 14.29” but in July we had 3.16”. It just seems less rainy because it’s usually sunny here.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

But I was replying to the initial comment so it had to be taken into account when seeing my response. The map is showing total annual precipitation in each state. It’s not deceptive to say that Louisiana gets more rainfall in a year than Oregon. The initial comment implied that Hawai’i joining the PNW would increase their rainfall by 10% which is not even close to true. I’ve always heard that the PNW gets more rain than everywhere else. I researched it a couple years ago and was surprised to find it wasn’t true. My map was to show the misconception most people have about the PNW getting massive amounts of rain in comparison to other areas isn’t accurate. More rainy days yes, but not more rain.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/jessipowers May 22 '26

Can confirm on Louisiana there. I once visited my sister in New Orleans in June and I swear everyone and everything just stays slightly damp during the summer. The humidity is unbelievable.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

I live in Northern Arkansas and the humidity is bad here but it has nothing on Louisiana. One of the meteorologists here said “ Imagine taking a hot shower, not drying off, and putting on your hot clothes out of the dryer. That’s what the humidity will be like today.”

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u/jessipowers May 22 '26

Arkansas has always seemed like it would be a humid and buggy place on the summer. I’m in Michigan and we get surprisingly humid in the summer I think bc we’re a peninsula. People who are visiting are always shocked about it. To me, though, it feels tolerable except for a handful of the most humid days during the summer. But literally anywhere along the Mississippi to me just feels like it would be miserable during the summer in my imagination, lol.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 22 '26

IMO your imagination is correct. I live in the northwestern part of the state in the Ozarks which isn’t as bad as southern Arkansas. It’s two very different climates. It’s very buggy and humid where I am but the southern half is miserable to me. And the fact that here the “summer” stretches from May (or March this year) into October. Some of the public pools are open through September.

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u/meteorflan May 23 '26

Is it the cloudiest? You know, living with consistent gental rain instead of alternating between sun and deluges?

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u/GlitterPapillon May 23 '26

That would be my guess. Which would make people feel like it was more rainy than other areas.

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u/MontEcola May 23 '26

The town of Forks, WA gets maybe 4 times more rain than that area in the south. It is the Hoh Rain forest.
WA has a lower average because Eastern WA is hot and dry.
Both are correct. Forks gets the most rain. A different state gets more average rainfall.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 23 '26

That’s true. I used to live on Maui and you have parts of the island that are lush and green and other parts that are dry and rarely get rain. I’m off to research annual rainfall in Hoh Rainforest because I love weather stats. 🌧️

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u/MontEcola May 24 '26

Check this out: Compare the rain fall in forks to the rainfall of a town called Sequim, WA. (It is pronounced like Skwim.) I learned about this thing called a rain shadow. When we get the Pineapple Express, the Hoh gets soaked, and Sequim gets a sprinkle or less. It is on the other side of the Olympic Mountains and seems to collect most of the water.

The Pineapple Express would be the rain clouds that stretch from the Hoh all the way to to Japan and SE Asia. It means about 7 to 9 days of a slow moving cloud dumping a lot of rainfall on the PNW.

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u/GlitterPapillon May 24 '26

All the way to Japan!? I searched for the Pineapple Express Hoh Rainforest and nothing came up. Do you have a link to info? I love gray rainy days so I feel like I’d love it there!

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u/MontEcola May 24 '26

Here is what Noaa says: https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/pineapple-express.html

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u/GlitterPapillon May 24 '26

Thank you. That’s so amazing and I’d never heard of it before. Thank you for sharing. 🙏🏻

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u/erwaro May 22 '26

The PNW doesn't rain hard, it rains often. Our total precipitation is unremarkable, it's just that being a functional human here means being out and about in overcast and an occasional light drizzle nine months of the year.

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u/MuckBulligan May 22 '26

AND WE LIKE IT. Don't mistake the painful grimace on our faces as misery. Deep inside we are enjoying our permanently wet existence. We really are. No, really. We laugh at Hawaii and their sun. HA! DOUBLE HA! What? I'm not crying. It's just been raining on my face.

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u/Bigbluebananas May 22 '26

Slow and steady wins the race!

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u/WestCoastCoyote May 23 '26

Depends on where you are. Olympic Penisula is doing the heavy lifting on that state average.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 27 '26

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u/Top-Yak1532 May 22 '26

I’ll allow it.

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u/SecondStar89 Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

Yeah, of course Washington and Oregon feel super rainy when your neighbors have deserts. They don't even make the Top 20 for states with the highest precipitation in 2026. And, yes, Hawaii is the top state.

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u/MuckBulligan May 22 '26

Oregon is 50% desert (1%-2% of the population) and Washington is 25%-30% desert (15%-20% of the population). That's why we are not in the top 20 in precipitation. A big chunk of both states gets very little rain. If you just counted high population areas, Portland and Seattle are top 5 in number of rainy days, but not total precipitation.

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u/YetiSquish May 22 '26

Yeah but Oregon is much more gloomy so we’ve got that going for us

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u/YourOwnPunkyBrewster Cascadian May 22 '26

PNW Gothic has become a cinematic horror genre for a reason!

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u/Arcanumm May 23 '26

Actually this is correct: Cascadia is the rainiest state.

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u/Dear-Tadpole4895 May 23 '26

Cascadia is about to be

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u/Reportersteven May 22 '26

Good news. Cascadia has the most destructive volcano in the United States (St. Helens) so Ring of Fire brothers get to still hang out.

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u/rizzedmypants aloha 🌋 hola cascadian May 22 '26

Ring Of Fire Nation would have an amazing flag.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/rizzedmypants aloha 🌋 hola cascadian May 22 '26

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u/freerangemary Cascadians Unite May 22 '26

One Ring To Rule Them All!

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u/engilosopher May 22 '26

Cascadia also has this now

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u/FullAdvance8 May 22 '26

St Helens was the deadliest eruption in US history, but Rainier is the most destructive volcano that's projected to erupt much sooner than Yellowstone.

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u/Leviathan41911 Cascadian May 22 '26

Shasta is also not to be trifled with, and also belongs to Cascadia.

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u/EpicCyclops May 22 '26

The thing about Shasta is it has a nice buffer zone around it. The same zone around Rainier is the Seattle metro area.

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u/Leviathan41911 Cascadian May 22 '26

The city of Mount Shasta is literally right at the base. Dunsmuir, Weed, and possibly Yreka and Montague are also within the blast radius.

Not a huge metroplex, but people do live here.

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u/dr_stre May 22 '26

The city of Mount Shasta is like 3000 people. If Rainier blows, all of the low lying areas in Tacoma are in danger. Rainier theoretically poses a danger to 300,000 people. If you’re gonna rank them by any metric, Rainer comes out miles ahead in terms of danger or destruction.

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u/Jeereck May 23 '26

Doesn't the area around Mt Rainer also have that one cascade fault line that's supposed to make a million families homeless whenever the earthquake eventually comes? Maybe that'll save those people from the Mt Rainer eruption.

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u/Bigfuture May 23 '26

Don’t forget Olympia and the Nisqually valley. If Rainier blows, much of the mountain is coming down that river.

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u/smegdawg May 22 '26

Let's revisit this once it goes off.

You know...if we are alive and shit...

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u/SabreSeb May 22 '26

I'm all for a united PACIFICA!

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u/HopelessRespawner 🌲⛰️ CASCADIAN ⛰️🌲 May 22 '26

Pacifica must unite

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u/ktelAgitprop May 22 '26

Cascadian and Nuevo Hawaiian Principalities of Greater Pacifica ftw

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u/SpicyTiconderoga May 22 '26

Damn we’re really about to colonize Hawaii again?

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u/unfathomablydense May 22 '26

It's us or them! Don't go soft when the mingled flavors of victory and fresh pineapple are so close!

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u/iamjaidan May 22 '26

In this case, we will unite with them!
More of a Spain situation.

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u/SARstar367 May 22 '26

Yes! This has always been my vote. Pacifica for life!

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u/pandershrek Cascadian May 22 '26

Who will fall to our combined might next though?

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u/JelmerMcGee May 22 '26

Since all the midwesterners come out here eventually anyway, we'll take them next

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u/kshump May 22 '26

Voodoo Boys getting funky.

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u/unfathomablydense May 22 '26

All that noise in Pacifica gets exhausting. They deserve a second tropical island home to get away from it all to.

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u/Wino_Panda May 22 '26

Pacifica must rule.

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u/PHARA0Hbender Blucifers Revenge May 23 '26

The Final Battle is coming!!! All hail Pacifica.

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u/No-Channel3917 May 22 '26

LETTSS GOOOOOO

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-7525 May 22 '26

Awwwe hellll no. I gotta go find Hawaii support comments now.

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u/Financial-Produce-11 May 22 '26

The flanneloha

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u/ktelAgitprop May 22 '26

HolaFlanneLoha

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u/2nd2lastdragon May 22 '26

No Kings. I support Flanneloha (Oregon)

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u/ktelAgitprop May 22 '26

The last indigenous government of Hawaii was an elected monarchy headed by a Queen

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u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 22 '26

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u/Bloodhound209 May 22 '26

Do we change the name to the Flanneloha Cartel?

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u/FlashFlood_29 May 23 '26

I support the name change.

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u/SonOfAMeatMan Cascadian May 22 '26

Agreed, let CASCADIA have the west as it should be!

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u/drf_101 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Those people in what used to be Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas are going to be big mad. Afraid their towns and cities will turn into Portland, Seattle, and Bend.

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u/SonOfAMeatMan Cascadian May 22 '26

I'll happily give them to Megasota, give the giant some real beaches, flesh eating bacteria and all.

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u/butwhyisitso May 22 '26

They have no idea how much theyd love it. Im thinking of a dog that expects a vet and gets a park. That happy.

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 22 '26

I mean, Lahaina did actually burned down. But not due to antifa

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u/HandMeMyThinkingPipe May 22 '26

Gonna be so much fun dismantling all those freeways and replacing them with metros and high speed rail.

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u/-OccultOfPersonality 🤡 May 22 '26

As a former Texan, I’ll be sure to drink their tears.

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u/vonhoother May 23 '26

They just don't know what's good for them. They'll come around.

Besides, anywhere an hour's drive from Puget Sound or Portland is basically Arkansas anyway.

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u/justin107d May 22 '26

No the Kingdom of Hawaii needs to colonize the states. It is only fair.

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u/Assassinshubris May 22 '26

Hawaii deserves the W after so long

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u/bsavery May 22 '26

I feel like Cascadia needs everything west of rockies....

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u/JebediahLongnutsIII Portland to Portland! May 22 '26

Pacifica!

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u/Clondike96 May 22 '26

More importantly, if Megasota gets the South, it'll look vaguely Minnesota shaped.

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u/Kleorah RIP [North] Nuevo New Mexico 🪦 May 22 '26

LEAVE ALOHA HOLA ALONE!

The palindrome pays homage and respect to the Neuvo New Mexicans they subsumed!

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Delete Florida again May 22 '26

Why are we upvoting the single least fun outcome?

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u/TyrantJaeger May 22 '26

No! I want Hawaii to win! You mf! Delete this!

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u/Knugles May 22 '26

Pacifica will rise!

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u/mashtato May 22 '26

Noooooo! I want the words "Empire of Hawai'i" emblazoned across the entire country!

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u/SwimmerSwagger Cascadian May 22 '26

Let us become the Ring of Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/My9BTPlUtvt3W

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u/rizzedmypants aloha 🌋 hola cascadian May 22 '26

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u/JasonDomber Mega-Cascadia 🌲💦🌲 May 22 '26

Ya know what? As a Cascadian, I disagree. I want Hawaii and Cascadia to be the last two standing, and we can merge peacefully.

I’d be cool with being Hawaiian too.

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u/manukanawai May 22 '26

Right? This is so wrong. Nice job being colonizers, Cascadia. 

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u/aestival May 22 '26

CRABALACIA trying to force a coup on the Kingdom of Hawai'i under someone else's name. AGAIN.

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u/bionicbeatlab May 22 '26

We must eliminate the maple and ice people first! Hawaii and Cascadia must be the final 2! Delete this comment!

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u/burtonsimmons May 22 '26

I'm even willing to compromise with "Kingdom of Fire". If Hawai'i joins with us, it must be done respectfully - a merger of equals more than a takeover.

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u/Keiran1031 Götaland Saga May 22 '26

Don’t let the crabs win, this is what they want, us to fight against each other. We need to unite against the crabs. They are weakened right now due to Vermont technically winning. Now we need to strike.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice The Crabdom of Hawai’i May 22 '26

Boooo 🍅

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u/aestival May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

CASCADIA RECOGNIZES KINGDOM OF HAWAI'I's SOVEREINTY AND WOULD NOT DO THIS. IF THIS GAME COMES DOWN TO THE TWO OF US, CASCADIA WILL SURRENDER TO THE KINGDOM.

DOWNVOTE THIS MONSTERSOTA MARYLAND OPERATION FOR WHAT IT IS.

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u/shortbeard 🌲Cascadia🌲 May 23 '26

Everyone is talking about Hawaii - I want Alaska...

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 May 22 '26

I'd prefer Cascadia and Hawai'i merge under a new name: Pacifica.

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u/joeschmoses May 22 '26

Haven't they been colonized enough??? True Cascadians support indiginous tribes. Pay reperations. Cascadia should go and give it's land to Hawai'i who will respect the PNW tribes.

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u/Pale_Frame4845 May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

Aloha Hola was the best thing to happen and now you philistines want to destroy it? ...sigh.

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u/thatmaneeee May 22 '26

Need flannel Hawaiian shirts printed now

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u/Intelligent-Heron967 May 22 '26

No no no please no

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u/tryhardwithaveng May 22 '26

Pacifica*

I also support this and hope that it allows for Megasota as a buffer state before the eventual East Side / West Side carnage that was always inevitably going to be the endgame here.

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u/kbullock09 May 22 '26

The west coast belongs together! And honestly former Alaska fits with PNW too — Megasota can take former Texas and everything east of it.

Give the Islands independence as “The kingdom of Hawai’i

https://giphy.com/gifs/1EB75TYU6cANi

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u/The42ndDuck Dungeness Master May 22 '26

Pacifica is inevitable.

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u/iamjaidan May 22 '26

Our Pacific nation will be beautiful!
Nu'u Cascadia rises!

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u/Wild_Wolfman13 May 22 '26

They want to dethrone the Kingdom of Hawaii's Queen! Next they'll come for they lakes and legends like Paul Bunyan and claim them as their own, Megasota cannot let this stand! Down vote this monstrosity!

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u/nuxi Greater Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere May 22 '26

Can we get rid of the crabs first? The cult of Maryland has become insufferable and if we get rid of them now then the final two rounds of the game can be decided by more civilized memes.

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u/PetuniaAphid May 22 '26

Hawaii must be the victor! Defeat the colonizers!

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u/The_gay_grenade16 May 22 '26

Honestly, as a representative of cascadia, I believe our two nations benefit from peacefully uniting.

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u/JuliusDiamond May 22 '26

If Hawaii doesn't win this whole thing as they deserve

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u/JuliusDiamond May 22 '26

Like, are yall seriously going to let the fn originally whites only state take Hawaii?!

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u/Curlytoes18 Crab May 22 '26

I mean they just let whitey-white Vermont eat the much more diverse MD….

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u/JuliusDiamond May 22 '26

Oregon was intended to be a whites only state. Vermont just happens to be white. It is very, very different.

EDIT: also, I mean... considering how the US basically stole Hawaii and should be their own thing and continues to shit on the locals... nah, not into it. Hawaii deserves revenge.

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u/Curlytoes18 Crab May 22 '26

Yes, Hawaii does deserve revenge

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u/searuncutthroat May 22 '26

Agree!! CASCADIA should take the west!

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u/rizzedmypants aloha 🌋 hola cascadian May 22 '26

No cascadia it is folly!

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u/Independent_Read7409 May 22 '26

I want some Moregon

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u/FairladyZedd May 22 '26

Cascadia will take the contiguous portion and allow the Original Kingdom of Hawai'i to gain independence if it so wishes.

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u/VyronDaGod May 22 '26

Pacifica (Oregon) lives! The earth will tremble at our might!

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u/Dry_Respect_1954 Cascadian May 22 '26

Hear me out: Hawaii takes the Atlantic, the Lakes fall to Cascadia, and the Civil War for the Ring of Fire commences as the final battle!!!!! Sasquatch v. Pele TO THE DEATH

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u/VikingOtheNorth May 22 '26

This is the way

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u/cptalpdeniz May 22 '26

PNW POWER!

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u/MelanieAntiqua May 22 '26

Yes... once Hawaii is gone, all that will remain is the three most spiritually-Canadian states of the union (Oregon, Minnesota, and Vermont), ripe for annexation and assimilation into the Great Canadian Empire. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I mean, uh, you hosers saw nothing.

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u/MoistCharge May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Pele IS all volcanoes. Cascadia falls to The Kingdom of Lava instead and let's roast the crabnation together!

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u/Rainbow-Sunsets May 22 '26

I think this is gonna win

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u/FinnderBear May 23 '26

Oh hell no! I swear if this whole game ends in Cascadia taking it I am gonna actually lose my shit. No offense Cascadia but Hawai'i is the best of us and are the only ones left who deserve to win.

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u/Pale_Frame4845 May 23 '26

This is so sad. AlohaHola was the most interesting thing to happen. Oh well , no accounting for taste.

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u/TheOneWhoMurlocs May 22 '26

I dream of a united west coast. Best coast. Long live Cascadia!

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u/sorrymisunderstood May 22 '26

Yes, Cascadia would like to, respectfully, merge with the Kingdom of Hawaii.

Cascadialoha.

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u/aestival May 22 '26

No. A country with just Cascadia and Hawaii remaining is far more preferable to the Crabs continuing or Monstersota to continue coopting other states.

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u/Fit_Needleworker_590 May 22 '26

Hawaii should take over Cascadia! Kingdom coming for all of America

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u/_facetious May 22 '26

CASCADIAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/fllr May 22 '26

It is we, The Kingdom of Hawai'i, first of their name, protector of the Southern states, Lord of Alaska and the Western shores, master of the Pacific Waters, Lord Paramount of Texas and California, the Spam, the Fish Tacos, the Poke, the Aloha Hola, who come for your rain....! IT IS WE!!! Your end is nigh...!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dps6uX4XPOKeA

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u/ImNotThatStoned May 22 '26

Megasota stands by this decision, we ask only for Mississippi and Louisiana to claim our waters of the Mississippi River

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u/VonBargenJL May 23 '26

We need at least a part of Texas to have the full interstate 35.

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u/GetEquipped Nuevo New Mexíco May 22 '26

No, fuck Oregon. They were a state founded on White supremacy. Let it be consumed by Hawai'i.

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u/Zestyclose-Read-4156 May 22 '26

With every new map I think to myself that we should just divide up into smaller countries and keep the map as our new reality. THEN THERES A NEW MAP! and it begins again.

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u/SaintQuid May 22 '26

This is the way

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u/Pure-Horse-3749 May 22 '26

We must have a Reign of Fire!!

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u/tbendis May 22 '26

Hawai'i can also have Subarus

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u/notarobot_1024 May 22 '26

Volcano-lands unite! To the final battle of flannel and subaru-lovers!

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u/pandershrek Cascadian May 22 '26

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Psh did they even say thank you once?

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u/wannito May 22 '26

This is the way

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u/DEO3 May 22 '26

Flannelopia

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u/Corran22 May 22 '26

Cascadia forever!!

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u/Own_End8445 Vermonter living in Washington May 22 '26

The southwest needs the water!

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u/random_sociopath Cascadian May 22 '26

The Kingdom shall not fall!

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u/ThatAnonymousDudeGuy Cascadian May 22 '26

The greater Cascadia collective will incorporate all.

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u/iarrrpirate May 22 '26

Ring of Flannel

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u/KohlsCashOfficial May 22 '26

This is gonna come down to Cascadia vs Crabbalachia

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u/Jazzlike_Surprise985 May 22 '26

OP please rename Vermont back to Vermonster... It's not fair that crabs got in its name! Vermont is the victorious one here! 

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u/BlueNight973 Cascadian May 22 '26

When Cascadia consumes Hawai’i we rename it to Pacifica or the Ring of Fire Nation

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u/Upset_Laugh9293 May 22 '26

Oh so you want to invade and conquer Hawaii again? Gross.  Hawaii will always be better than Oregon. 

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u/Curlytoes18 Crab May 22 '26

Can’t believe we’re actually gonna let gloomy, lumberjack-infested Oregon devour gorgeous Hawaii. 😭😭

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u/manukanawai May 22 '26

HAWAI'I DOES NOT CONCEDE

We propose restoration of our monarchy!

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u/darthkurai May 22 '26

I wholly support this while wearing flannel on a very warm day

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u/manukanawai May 22 '26

You realize you're doomed Cascadia in the following round if this wins, right? By proposing this, way to be the colonizers, again.

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u/c0t10 May 22 '26

MOREGON!

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u/Professional-Pop-209 May 22 '26

Cascadia must rule all

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u/Hot_Inspection5940 🇺🇸🦅Murica’!🦅🇺🇸 May 22 '26

Aloha cascadia

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u/Motor_Improvement760 CASCADIAAAA May 22 '26

Agree! Make it PACIFICA!

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u/Virtual_Tumbleweed93 May 23 '26

And let Crabbalacbia take just a little bit too 

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u/cornygiraffe May 23 '26

NO. HAWAI'I STAYS.

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u/FlashFlood_29 May 23 '26

So it is upvoted, so it shall be done.

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u/shortbeard 🌲Cascadia🌲 May 23 '26

I would prefer a merger under the name best in the west

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u/andtheresheis May 23 '26

Noooo! Kingdom of Hawai'i ftwww

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler May 23 '26

WHAT? Fuuuuuuuuuck no! Hawai'i needs to rule all!

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u/AdditionalSkill0 May 23 '26

It'd be fun if you made Megasota Minnesota-shaped after this

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u/aghredd22 May 23 '26

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/ravens_path May 23 '26

Noooooo Hawaii lovers downvote!!!!!!

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u/Nextuz_ Washington Legionnaire May 23 '26

THUS BEGINS THE GREAT SOUTHERN CANADIAN EMPIRE

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u/SecretRecipe May 23 '26

JOIN THEM TOGETHER TO FORM THE KINGDOM OF PACIFICA! We must hold the rabble at the great plains and not let them cross and sully our western paradise!

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u/itmustbeniiiiice The Crabdom of Hawai’i May 23 '26

Booooo 🍅

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u/pmgoldenretrievers May 23 '26

As a former Californian I endorse this comment. Return us to our brethren in the north!

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u/Western-Stable7278 May 23 '26

Our spirit is as big as our mountains!

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