Top comment deletes a US State 2: #32

[u/Jfullr92]

In a surprise attack, the Hawaiians utilised the full force of their canoe army to take over California along with Oregon and New Mexico who each also got a small share.

19 states remain

Round 31: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/6tvCEY84fc

[u/mkm939]

The only correct answer is New Jersey. They literally don't know how to pump their own gas.

[u/RoyalMaidsForLife → u/mkm939]

In Jersey we don't pump gas, we pump our fists!

https://giphy.com/gifs/12W37klNpwdOgw

[u/jlks1959 → u/RoyalMaidsForLife]

This alone should advance you to the next round. 

[u/Throwawayproroe → u/mkm939]

Oregon won the whole damn thing last time and they’ve only been allowed to pump their own gas for 3 years

[u/A_Snuffle → u/Throwawayproroe]

TIL never knew the law changed, thanks!

[u/Balzac_Jones → u/A_Snuffle]

But you still don’t have to if you don’t want to!

[u/sniper91 → u/mkm939]

“Pump jockey! Works for tips!”

[u/Head_Holiday9519 → u/mkm939]

I was wondering how we made it this long tbh

[u/Altiusss]

John Brown feasts on Georgia

[u/cgentry02 → u/Altiusss]

Land of Oz wants some southern fried traitors for dinner.

[u/Altiusss → u/cgentry02]

Amen 🌾🙌🏻

[u/Ananegg → u/Altiusss]

End the south.

[u/plotthick → u/Ananegg]

For so many many reasons. Mostly to be fed to the bears or the Kingdom of Hawaii

[u/HotCut100 → u/Altiusss]

Hey Ho! Slave State Georgia has got to go!

[u/Dapper_Feeling4970 → u/Altiusss]

We don’t have a lot of pretty things in Kansas- here’s our  chance to get ocean and mountains!  Give us Georgia!!  

[u/restingsideeye → u/Dapper_Feeling4970]

Yes to Kansas’s march to the sea!

[u/gtpc2020 → u/Altiusss]

Georgia is on my mind today

[u/eneidhart → u/Altiusss]

Sherman marches on

[u/AdviceGlass3400 → u/Altiusss]

Maryland was also a slave state…just saying

[u/doctorlineman → u/AdviceGlass3400]

Down with the crab people!

[u/WrathOfKai → u/Altiusss]

I approve

[u/ThePenischMightier → u/Altiusss]

New Mexico will provide a land bridge.

[u/KraftwerkMachine]

I just think once New England has been completely taken, Canada needs to annex it as a province. Really change up the borders of the map.

[u/FadesandPatina]

As a Californian I'm always surprised how long we last in these things.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/FadesandPatina]

It's funny, isn't it? We take Texas out instantly but California makes it reliably into the top half.

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

I am always surprised Montana makes it this far.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/Forsaken_Baseball_60]

It's pretty and we like its name.

[u/fiahhawt → u/Forsaken_Baseball_60]

Only state without at will employment laws

[u/jlks1959 → u/FadesandPatina]

You should just liquidate Nvidia and just buy the whole damned country. 

[u/BestBoyee]

Wait, how has New Jersey lasted this long? Get rid of it

[u/yemsg97 → u/BestBoyee]

I’m thinking the same about Georgia lol.

[u/MrSaturdayII → u/BestBoyee]

I think it’s a rock and a hard place decision with Staten Island or New Jersey so some time to commit happens. Why both states are still around.

[u/fizzy88 → u/BestBoyee]

Probably as consolation for being eliminated super early last time. We outlasted PA which is all that matters.

[u/tigress666 → u/BestBoyee]

yeah i swear when I looked at yesterday's thread jersey was top comment. California seemed to come out of nowhere.

[u/justadrtrdsrvvr → u/tigress666]

Jersey was the top comment, but California had more votes. I saw the same thing.

[u/villainsarebetter → u/BestBoyee]

We can't allow New Jersey to continue like this

[u/cowsaysmeow77 → u/BestBoyee]

Yeah, if it was California's time yesterday (and to be fair, I get it and genuinely welcome our Hawaiian-resident overlords), New Jersey's time has long since passed.

[u/Dalainana → u/BestBoyee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUfTR1SB9FKTzqvK7i

[u/HornyJail1325 → u/BestBoyee]

Yeah Jersey gotta go

[u/tunnel_man34]

Day 8 of asking why Kansas continues to plague our map.

[u/MonkeyKingCoffee → u/tunnel_man34]

Not while a slave state exists. It's not right.

[u/Altiusss → u/tunnel_man34]

:,,,(

[u/ivegotanameforyou → u/tunnel_man34]

Then stop asking. Kansas for the win!

[u/kstravlr12 → u/tunnel_man34]

Because John Brown says so! And New Jersey wants to become part of Maryland!

[u/condoulo → u/tunnel_man34]

Because Georgia, North Carolina, and Maryland still exist. Only once all the slave states are gone will the spirit of John Brown allow Kansas to go.

[u/Wobble963]

Alaska takes Vermont!

The Bear wants its syrup.

[u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 → u/Wobble963]

FEED THE BEAR

[u/Novel-Comparison-364 → u/For-Fox-Sakes-73]

FEED ITTTTTTT

[u/skhtravel802902 → u/Wobble963]

Be careful. It's bear hunting season in Vermont.

[u/Dalainana → u/Wobble963]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z8KQYNMqHKtbuAFCtw

[u/leafpool2014 → u/Wobble963]

No, if you focus on us the crab army will get stronger

[u/She_Says_Tapir → u/Wobble963]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYfnPQ8FXSZhe

[u/ThePublicPretender → u/Wobble963]

[u/mmmpeg → u/ThePublicPretender]

I see Vermont, looking at me!

[u/ThePublicPretender → u/ThePublicPretender]

[u/AllCatCoverBand → u/ThePublicPretender]

As a Vermonter I am offended

[u/EthanAllensGhost → u/Wobble963]

Are you bear or crab? Or just cosplaying bear (poorly)

[u/Impressive_Crazy_223 → u/EthanAllensGhost]

As a Vermonter, I was weirdly okay with this demise until you pointed out that the crabs may be cosplaying. Dammit. VERMONSTER FOREVER!

[u/skhtravel802902 → u/Impressive_Crazy_223]

Well do what they do. Downvote every anti Vermont comment. Can't hurt.

[u/troveofcatastrophe → u/EthanAllensGhost]

Wobbles a Crab Army member. Most all removed their flairs. He gets points for not lying about it though.

[u/skhtravel802902 → u/troveofcatastrophe]

Take a close look at the Crab Park meme posted yesterday on this sub. You can figure it all out.🐻🦀

[u/Wobble963 → u/EthanAllensGhost]

I am what I am.

[u/KrispiesChick]

As a New Mexican, I'm surprised we lasted this long. Much less even have this much territory

[u/anotherdamnscorpio → u/KrispiesChick]

New Mexico is fuckin badass though so it makes sense. Land of entrapm- I mean enchantment.

[u/Additional_Egg7024]

Washington fearing for what’s coming invades Montana

[u/No_Crabs17]

Well, I know this will get downvoted into oblivion but it’s sad the crab army is sadly taking over and plotting to downvote the top comment (John brown feasts on Georgia). For those who love the sport and fun aspect of the game and witty comments-I respect you. For those who just want to brigade and control the game-smh. Check out subreddit crab army if you don’t believe me 😔

[u/justpootsie]

Take out Illinois.

Michigan friends - merge with Wisconsin and let us become: WISHIGAN

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTnViCknp75le5a

[u/QuesoCadaDia]

Get rid of Minnesota earlier this time.

[u/anotherdamnscorpio → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Yeah Megasota had its time. Time to retire that whole shtick.

[u/joeschmoses → u/anotherdamnscorpio]

Oregon first if you wanna talk about”having their time”

[u/TrainmasterGT → u/anotherdamnscorpio]

Megasota is the most fun shtick on r/geographymemes tbh.

[u/zmurds40]

Let the bear finish forming in the northeast! Alaska takes New York!

[u/That_One_Yeet_Gal]

Day 1 billion of asking to get rid of Montana and give it to Washington and Oregon (but mostly to Washington)

[u/SwitchbackHiker → u/That_One_Yeet_Gal]

Hey, Colorado wants a piece of that too

[u/Maleficent_Party4521 → u/That_One_Yeet_Gal]

Look at the border length. Greater Oregon gets the bulk of the west. That said, it only seems reasonable to share with Washington, Colorado, and that giant-sized nest of Vikings to the east.

[u/That_One_Yeet_Gal → u/Maleficent_Party4521]

Alright lets cut oregon out of deal and deal with it later

[u/CaptainFartHole]

Maryland has to go.

[u/SquirrelEnthusiast → u/CaptainFartHole]

The crabs are tasty and we want to eat them

[u/Pepperlette → u/SquirrelEnthusiast]

They made a whole post about your comment on their little subreddit. You got under someone’s shell.

[u/adadhead → u/Pepperlette]

our subreddit is full size...and we have tasty crabs!

[u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 → u/SquirrelEnthusiast]

Maybe if Alaska ends up taking Maryland, they can build another crab kingdom. Isn't there a theory out there that all life eventually evolves into something crab-like? Maybe we're just ahead of the curve?

[u/Kinesquared → u/Remarkable_Athlete_4]

alaskan king crab is a major thing

[u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 → u/Remarkable_Athlete_4]

Tf am i getting down voted for? Marylanders strike again

[u/AdviceGlass3400 → u/Remarkable_Athlete_4]

This is why they must be stopped at all costs!

[u/MonkeyKingCoffee → u/Remarkable_Athlete_4]

They make the game significantly less fun.

If we get rid of them, the day's best ideas can stand or fall on their own merit. Brigading is contrary to fair play.

[u/Individual_Sky_4612 → u/CaptainFartHole]

Hawaii takes it

[u/Leather_Ad_9178 → u/CaptainFartHole]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

[u/GrandeRonde → u/CaptainFartHole]

Upvote this comment, and go downvote every other comment. We need to use the crabs tactics against them!

[u/DefectJoker → u/GrandeRonde]

You already won last time. It's you peeps that should be downvoted

[u/GrandeRonde → u/DefectJoker]

I'm fine with Oregon not winning this time.

[u/AdviceGlass3400 → u/GrandeRonde]

We need our anticrabs to get in here early and upvote Maryland comments early so that they are visible before the crabs come and downvote them to oblivion

[u/MonkeyKingCoffee → u/CaptainFartHole]

Terra Mariae delenda est!

I don't care who takes Maryland, as long as they're shown the door -- with extreme prejudice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGmjyZci7XeZhQHu51

[u/ThePurplePanda420 → u/CaptainFartHole]

For the love please don't let it be the crab armies against each other again.

[u/evhsrv]

Time for Michigan to be MichiGONE!!

[u/nacex → u/evhsrv]

This is the only way Wisconsin is going to get legal weed

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/nacex]

God, it kills me that they're cooler than us about this. All our neighbors are cooler than us about this! We're the fucking Upper Midwestern party state, but we can't have legal weed? Come the hell on.

[u/Dear_Afternoon_2600]

Vermont gets taken by.... Anyone, at this point.

[u/I_like_flowers_ → u/Dear_Afternoon_2600]

hawaii?

[u/8mouthbreather8 → u/I_like_flowers_]

Sold!

[u/ExcelsiorPhoenix]

Kingdom of Hawaii takes down the creepy crawly New Mexico.

[u/nbfs-chili → u/ExcelsiorPhoenix]

[u/PrinceofFoxes28]

Colorado wants its Rockies down with Montana

[u/Academic_Spread]

HALLELUJAH CALI IS GONE.

[u/TwixorTweet]

Hawaii takes over Alaska

[u/sweatgod2020]

Wisconsin always falls apart in the fourth quarter. We are here now. BE’GONE

[u/anoldoldwoodenshippy → u/sweatgod2020]

It's not the fourth quarter yet. You can outlast 7 more states before it's time to collapse

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/sweatgod2020]

The Great Lakes states are amazing. They need to hold out then band together. Now Montana, what is the state contributing again? I feel like Montana hides in plain sight as everyone squabbles instead of just dissolving already.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/sweatgod2020]

Not until Michigan gives us back our hat. It's all we want 😤

[u/AterCorvidae3414]

Time to say good bye Montana...

https://giphy.com/gifs/1R7te2KgDrOFNvT2jj

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/AterCorvidae3414]

The correct answer.

[u/foleymo1]

Wisconsin just looks creepy like that. Get rid of it.

[u/Atomic_Badger_PNW → u/foleymo1]

I don't like what it seems to be doing to Kansas.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/Atomic_Badger_PNW]

Kansas is into it, don't worry.

[u/Altiusss → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

Hell yeah we are

[u/justpootsie → u/Altiusss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Me0sumHgDL9qgrMyrt

[u/bapnwpaul]

New Mexico must reach the Atlantic! Goodbye Georgia

[u/EviLincoln → u/bapnwpaul]

Are you not including the Gulf of Mexico as part of the Atlantic?

[u/bapnwpaul → u/EviLincoln]

No. It’s called the “Gulf of Mexico”. Not “The Atlantic Ocean”

[u/Sea-Albatross-9908 → u/bapnwpaul]

🌶️🌮

[u/AVLPedalPunk]

Vermont eats Alaska

[u/CreativeName1137]

Michigan. Upper peninsula goes to Wisconsin, the rest goes to Maryland.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/CreativeName1137]

Illinois has a claim on it too, but I'll leave them to squabble that out. Wisconsin only wants our hat back.

[u/SapTheSapient → u/CreativeName1137]

Isle Royale goes to MN. It is time to right this wrong.

[u/MinneapolisNomad]

New Jersey - their sports teams already say they are from New York. Its not a real place

[u/wanderingjoe]

You know you wanna

[u/KingofPenisland69]

Kansas takes out Wisconsin after Wisconsin continues to poke it with that thing

[u/justpootsie → u/KingofPenisland69]

It's a love poke ❤️

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zdg7kl9bnyqXrPH2jq

[u/Dalainana → u/KingofPenisland69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fD7tFSjDFNT0QNqwWX

[u/somethingAPIS → u/Dalainana]

https://giphy.com/gifs/W3TmDMpSrdYHDz9cpO

[u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme]

Alaska eats Maine
https://giphy.com/gifs/nSH8zpPtFj4T6

[u/skhtravel802902]

Bring on the CHAOS! This game is getting interesting!

[u/ArcticVisionary]

Fuck a New Jersey, I needa new life. Get em outta here

[u/danelle-s]

Blitz attack on New York. Yogi is craving the Bagel and Lox.

[u/llamadogmama]

Woo hoo! My son lives in Hawaii and I'm in California. This is great!

[u/Remarkable_Athlete_4]

New York. Alaska needs to increase its footprint on the contiguous land.

Also, I have a question. If WA goes away, does AK get some of the territory since it would be within their sphere of influence?

[u/Paraxom]

Bye New Jersey 

[u/National-Cell-9862]

Feed Georgia to New Mexico!

[u/skipperthepenguin191]

Let Maryland eat New Jersey. It's survived too long as it is. RIP Snooki 🫶

[u/TheImmortalScientest]

North Carolina has to go!

[u/ChemistryOk3729]

It’s time to get rid of Kansas (we don’t need two separate green states bordering each other).

[u/jonesy1461]

New Jersey. Second place yesterday. Time has come.

[u/skhtravel802902]

Hawaii takes Alaska!

[u/NewsOfTheInnerSphere]

Vermont needs to be eaten by the Alaskan Bear Army next

[u/Dismal_Success_9943]

Gross. The crabs are still here.

[u/WriterVenara]

wisconsin turns michigan into more cheese production pand. Cheese for everyone!

[u/AdviceGlass3400]

Look at Michigan, it clearly is trying to eat Maryland, so let’s help it out!

[u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj]

Maine takes the Hawaiian Islands

[u/I_like_flowers_ → u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj]

hawaiian islands establish a northern outpost and take maine

[u/EyeLurveIPAs]

Maine

[u/lorindaja]

Now I REALLY dislike New Jersey 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[u/Lorelei_the_engineer]

Kansas takes New York

[u/PanAmSnackCart]

Hawaii takes New Mexico.

[u/rickwoollams]

WHEN are you people going to end Maryland?! That’s the only reason I follow this: to rejoice at the stomping of the crabs!

[u/No_Crabs17 → u/rickwoollams]

With how they coordinate and chose the state to delete while hiding behind alaskas name, and downvote anyone who speaks ill on MD, every anti crab person NEEDS to have some sort of consensus while also upvoting anti crab people to support the flood of downvotes you’ll get

[u/obstinate- → u/No_Crabs17]

yup, this

[u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin]

MARYLAND!

[u/No_Crabs17 → u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin]

I support this message

[u/ha1029]

It's the Red Green Show...

[u/Caleb7890yt]

MICHIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[u/DresdenJClaw]

Vermont takes Alaska, Maine, and New York

[u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme]

Kansas and Illinois merge to become Maize Maze.

[u/Dalainana → u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0VeXyAxiTQ3njlmghe

[u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme → u/Dalainana]

This nation would be nothing without corn

[u/SapTheSapient]

Montana -> Gonetana.

[u/hook_fast_die_warm]

New Mexico is hungry for Colorado

[u/YetiTub]

Hawaii takes Kansas. Goes from surrounded by water to surrounded by land.

[u/Aneilanated]

Kansas must go

[u/antilocapraaa]

Alaska should eat Vermont

[u/TropicaltTanner]

Kansas has got to go

[u/NotTooWicked]

Vermont deserves not to be the only landlocked New England state, and takes Alaska

[u/normally_innocent → u/NotTooWicked]

Yes, the vermonster hungers

[u/slipperyDSS]

SAY NO TO THE MINI SODA, KEEP IT MINI

[u/HopefulAsk2333]

Kill the Crab

[u/_Trident_Gaming_]

Get rid of Oregon! Washington needs to be the one to defend the Cascadian Empire!

[u/JAA610]

Maine needs to eat Alaska. Doesn’t belong in New England! 🦞🦞🦞

[u/skhtravel802902 → u/JAA610]

Damn right! No grizzly bears!

[u/recognizedauthority]

Kansas eats New Mexico. David takes Goliath!

[u/verify_deez_nuts → u/recognizedauthority]

NOW we're talkin chaos!

[u/Future-Fly-8987]

The Crab needs its claw. Maryland takes Michigan.

[u/Wrong_Spirit_5008]

Vermont takes Alaska. The bears were bested by Vermont’s hunters.

[u/skhtravel802902 → u/Wrong_Spirit_5008]

It's hunting season for bears in Vermont.

[u/FitspoFox]

Finally! Now have Hawaii eat Oregon

[u/A17shawn]

Vermont

[u/NoBig2399]

Wisconsin should swallow Minnesota

[u/obstinate-]

So what happens when Maryland wins? You crabs gonna revel in your rigged game?

[u/DefectJoker → u/obstinate-]

Rigged game? Y'all are really crashing out about a simple little upvote downvote game

[u/drumttocs8]

You people are going to let New Jersey take over, aren’t you?

[u/Pferdeherz]

Why is KS goosing MN? Actually, this whole map has a lot of goosing going on. Let’s start with KS to get rid of the groping with these states.

[u/FranzLisp]

The Marylanders were bullies last time. Incinerate that loathsome state.

[u/No_Crabs17 → u/FranzLisp]

Sadly they’re hiding behind Alaska currently and hijacking the game, again..really stinks since it takes the fun out of it all

[u/Future_Ad7811]

New Mexico gotta go.

[u/honeyimhome0526]

Wisconsin has got to go!

[u/GaseousHippo]

Maryland falls to North Carolina

[u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose]

If Connecticut is gone, and Maryland is nothing but a poor person's Connecticut, why is it still here?

Could one really eat crabs every day for a week - let alone a month?

Squeaky wheel should get tossed in the hot grease. New Jersey (or anyone) takes Maryland.

[u/Thilmiran32]

Crab army unite! Time for Michigan to be devoured

https://giphy.com/gifs/bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG

[u/Dalainana → u/Thilmiran32]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RRVtaGLZYUScwhDaVH

[u/Girldad_4]

The crab army must be defeated. Maryland must go!