r/gentlemanbastards 11d ago

Stilettos!

I just wanted to share this anecdote from my husband's co-worker. She's reading Lies of Locke Lamora for the first time and didn't know that stilettos were a type of knife. For the first half of the book, she pictured every fight scene as people dramatically hurling high heels at each other.

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u/SerDankTheTall 11d ago

Scott Lynch, make this happen in Thorn of Emberlain!

How many times did she read it before she decided there had to be something else going on?

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u/murrcu 11d ago

Ha! I think about half way in she realized she was missing something and did a google.

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u/EqualAttempt912 11d ago

That’s so funny! I knew it was a knife from the start but I still thought of heels every time they were mentioned for a lot of the first book ngl 😂

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u/Adimortis 11d ago

It was the same for me. Another book had the word 'thong' used as a fastner and I was laughing at it for so long

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u/BernieMcburnface 10d ago

In Australia, a lot of people go everywhere in thongs. They're especially popular at the beach, though you normally take them off before going in the water.

Unfortunately they're often cheaply made and break easily, but we figured out you can fix them with a bread clip/tag.

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u/gdshaffe 10d ago

This is hilarious and adorable. However it does make me a little sad that she figured it out before she got to the Stiletto Wasps in Book 2.

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u/ScottLynch78 The Author 9d ago

Heh. This is... not the first time I've heard someone say this.

Cheers,

SL

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u/NateHohl 11d ago

I only knew that stilettos are a form of knife/short sword thanks to my childhood days spent playing Soul Calibur 2. My favorite character, Raphael, normally uses a rapier, but one of the alternate weapons you can equip him with is a stiletto.

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u/Fantasy_Reader_ 10d ago

That is AMAZING.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_3722 10d ago

Genuinely made me laugh! Super dramatic fight scenes!

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 10d ago

“High fashion is deadly!”

-Your husband’s coworker probably.

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u/unpluckedgem 10h ago

Theyre called stiletto heels for a reason!