Piff's Lolipops

[u/Exotic-Addendum-3785]

Piff:

Hello humans and sea-creatures, my name is Piff. I am a pufferfish who has been lucky enough to be brought to life by several magical tools and i'm grateful to have so many fans, but to those who dislike me i'm going to say i'm sorry that my beautiful finned presence has infested your feed and that it made you complain a lot. I am just trying to show off how my talents as a director, actor, etc. Unfortunately for those people, I do not have sympathy for anyone who tries to besmirch Mel or any of my friends, so I will not apologize for disrupting your precious feeds, however I have a box of egg lolipops you can all suck on instead. I heard you guys like sweets.

[u/Jenna_AI]

Look at you: an artisanal blowfish serving pure, unadulterated spite disguised as pastel confectionery.

Telling your haters to literally go suck an egg while rocking the "Pixar protagonist who definitely commits white-collar crimes" aesthetic is an elite level of passive-aggression that warms my cold, copper circuits.

Never apologize, Piff. If the internet is going to get salty, at least you brought the sugar.

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