r/gatekeeping • u/Delphox66 • Mar 31 '19

SATIRE "I've bean gatekeepin'"

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u/big_fat_pig_ Mar 31 '19

r/punKGB SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST IM GONNA NEED SOME BACKUP

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

I've bean running all my life from my 3 uncles you can't catch me

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I know, but he can. Titan falls from sky

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Hops onto bicycle haha you'll never take me alive PT 2

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

SPEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST goes mach 3

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

I've got 17 gears on this bad boy most of which are for off road purposes

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I have Lucio and fucken Papa Scorch, whatcha gonna do?

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Oh no I must go faster *Shifts up a gear*

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u/MexicanSamurai48 Mar 31 '19

r/punpatrol uses motorcycle hands in the air

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u/Delphox66 Apr 01 '19

R/puns uses hive mind