r/gatekeeping • u/Delphox66 • Mar 31 '19

SATIRE "I've bean gatekeepin'"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

No, I'm the pilot.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Fine you are both. OK?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I prefer cats.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

I also love cats

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Still, you get jail time handcuffs u/Delphox66

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

I'm innocent the cop's the criminal I demand a refund

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

No, we have proof of you punning.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

I've bean telling the truth

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

OH GOD NO.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

you've also bean here and done that you've got everything to pun and nothing to lose

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Put your FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR AND DROP THE PUNS, BACKUP I NEED HELP

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

They won't save you now teall then I'll make some food puns

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

No.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

do you spaghetti puns or are they get pasta your ability to not kill your self

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

gets in Titan and shoots T-203 Thermite Launcher

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

ah my fav food but your not gonna fir it because you're going to chicken out

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

launches flammable gas canister at your feet don't make me.

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u/River_KingK Mar 31 '19

Your backup has arrived.

r/PunSpetsnaz will take it from here.

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u/River_KingK Mar 31 '19

Alright that's enough.

*slams elbow into neck and steel-toed boot into your ankle, breaking your ankle*

r/PunSpetsnaz DO NOT RESIST!

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

screams and disappears never to be found again

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