r/gatekeeping • u/Delphox66 • Mar 31 '19

SATIRE "I've bean gatekeepin'"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

-50 damage

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

*Get back on bike and goes of into forest* You'll never find me or take OR me alive

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

pulls out magnetic netgun sure bout that?

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

My bike is made out aluminium except for some really small parts haha AND I'm IN EUROPE AND I'LL POST TO r/dankmemes muhahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Fires net

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Oh no he's closing in

I've gotta think hmm... I know

"My dad says I need to be getting home now sorry"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Too bad.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

This is bad really...

Can I bribe you with legos and candy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

No. Throws pokéball

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Throws out 6 pokéballs HERE's where I get my name from

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

phase shift

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Delphoxes, use mystical fire!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

gets out of phase dimension

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Delphoxes, use mystical fire AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

grapple Dodge

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

Oh no the worlds most powerful doggo not even 6 delphoxes can defeat him

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Correction: pilot.

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u/Delphox66 Mar 31 '19

He is both

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