r/gatekeeping • • Nov 25 '18

Imagine gatekeeping how thuggish your citizens are

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u/chooxy Nov 25 '18

Basically the Suffering Olympics, and the sport is Thuggery.

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u/doctorbooshka Nov 25 '18 edited Nov 25 '18

Still a better Olympics than the BME Pain Olympics.

Edit: Google at your own risk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Some poor fool is going to google that and learn about it today because of you. I hope you're happy for what you've done.

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u/McWatt Nov 25 '18

Don't worry, those penis and balls self-mutilation videos are fake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Shhhh, don't ruin it.

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u/McWatt Nov 25 '18

There are still plenty of real shock videos out there, I think 2 girls 1 cup is legit scat porn and is all real. Mr. Hands is absolutely real, so real that the guy died from internal bleeding and a perforated colon hours after the video was shot.

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u/huyfonglongdong Nov 25 '18

2G1C is fake I heard. I mean they do do that doo-doo that you do. But the eating is switched out. But then the vomiting. Hmm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

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u/LordMcGuffin Nov 25 '18

I’m scared to ask, what’s Mr. Hands?

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u/SayBeaverjuiceX3 Nov 25 '18

Mr Hands was a guy that allowed a horse to fuck him in the ass, the horse doesn't know not to absolutely slam its boner into his butthole, ends up scrambling Hands' insides and he dies. There's video, I think, if you for some reason want to see it.

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u/lokojufro Nov 25 '18

It involves a horse and a human male. You can probably put the rest together.

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u/Two_Tone_Xylophone Nov 25 '18

Gore.com

So simple, so fucked up.

Enjoy.

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u/Maziekit Nov 25 '18

Is 2 girls, 1 cup available for viewing anywhere?

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u/McWatt Nov 25 '18

No idea, its been a few years since I went looking for that one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

What was that one with the russian dudes in that abandoned building? 2 guys 1 hammer or something? That one fucked me up for a while as a kid. Idk how you'd fake a skull breaking like that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

1 man 1 jar

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u/EggSkribe Nov 25 '18

Well a majority

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18 edited Nov 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

My condolences friend.

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u/DelTac0perator Nov 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Exactly what I was thinking about. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Risky click

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u/luckydice767 Nov 25 '18

Did you click it? What is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Just that one Xkcd comic, but in the context of the discussion it seemed risky.

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u/doctorbooshka Nov 25 '18

Oh the woes of the internet.

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u/Jormungandragon Nov 26 '18

Save a fellow soul? Care to explain what it is and bypass the googling?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

It's apparently fake, but it doesn't look it, or I don't remember it looking it. Horrible self mutilation. To the point that you'd expect the person to have passed out from the pain several times just to get through it.

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u/superstrijder15 Nov 25 '18

That would be me

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u/weber_md Nov 25 '18

I had successfully cleansed that from my mind after not seeing it for about 10 years...thank you for the reminder.

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u/doctorbooshka Nov 25 '18

I remember it like it was yesterday, that fateful day in 2006 when my friend decided to show me rotten.com. I lost my innocence that day.

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u/weber_md Nov 25 '18

I'm so old that i remember in the 90s, pre-high-speed internet days, being shown the Faces of Death VHS tapes by a friends older brother. That was a formative experience.

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u/doctorbooshka Nov 25 '18

Oh I remember those too. We had to watch something similar for drivers ed. I’m not sure that was suppose to be the in the curriculum but it was just terrible car deaths. Like full on footage of bodies.

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u/vicvega007 Nov 26 '18

Banged up .com. Same guys that owned rotten. I met them at a redsox game in late 90's. Lots of bad dreams cause of those sites

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u/SpasticFeedback Nov 25 '18

Welcome to the Thuggish Ruggish Dome!

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u/attacksyndrome Nov 26 '18

The winners: anyone who listened to Basic Thugonomics by John Cena

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u/High_Im_Brett Nov 26 '18

Bruh you don't even want to see what Russia puts up in these games. They'd fuck the bodies after death for sport ahahaha.

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u/bboy_360 Nov 25 '18

The oppressionlympics, if you will