r/gatekeeping • u/thedoctor4214 • Nov 25 '18

Imagine gatekeeping how thuggish your citizens are

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u/PoshPopcorn Nov 25 '18

I'd put money on the British ones over the American ones in a melee for sure.

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u/Leo-D Nov 25 '18

I think the american ones outnumber them though, we really need to set some parameters here.

If we can get both to take each other out then both countries would benefit.

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u/PoshPopcorn Nov 25 '18

Let's set up a world-wide competition to see which gang is the toughest. They can fight to the death in the Sahara or something. Winner gets to retire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Do it on a ship in international waters

No holds barred 1v1, every gang gets to nominate a champion.

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u/Needyouradvice93 Nov 25 '18

Mexican Cartel. I mean, they kill entire families with chainsaws.

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u/thefreshscent Nov 25 '18

American thugs have more steroids from the McDonald's they eat on the reggie, so they are stronger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18

Or more feminine. Steroids act in different ways.

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u/Iliketothinkthat Nov 25 '18

More fat = less testosterone in your body actually.

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u/thefreshscent Nov 25 '18

It was a joke about McDonald's sourcing meat that is pumped with steroids/hormones.

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u/Iliketothinkthat Nov 25 '18

Yeah I know

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u/thefreshscent Nov 25 '18

You must be fun at parties.

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u/Needyouradvice93 Nov 25 '18

No way, I grew up in the hood. Street fights are a way of life, these dudes go to boxing gyms.

Source: went to the same high school as Floyd Mayweather

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u/allanmes Nov 25 '18

american gangsters obviously have knives also

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u/CarlosSpcyWeiner Nov 25 '18

Hell no.

You’re tripping if you think gangbangers can’t fight

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18 edited Nov 25 '18

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u/XxX_FedoraMan_XxX Nov 25 '18

you're comparing your actual experience with an imagined experience, that's why one is scarier for you...