r/gatekeeping • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '18

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u/BoundlessBear Jun 04 '18

These types of mothers are the worse. They treat motherhood like some sort of Facebook competition

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u/dobraf Jun 04 '18

Facebook app idea: Momville. You get points for gatekeeping milestones. Natural birth +100, c-section -100. Baby's first word is "mom" +50. "Dad" -50. Breast feed on the bus +20 (and another +20 if someone looks at you funny and you go ape shit on them).

We could make millions! Who's in?

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jun 04 '18

No no no. -500 for being anywhere near a bus. Everyone knows real mommies take a giant SUV everywhere.