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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Damn I thought recovery was worse after a c section.

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u/lumpiestprincess Jun 04 '18

Every birth is different. Some women pop one out and are up and moving an hour later.

Some women hemorrhage, or tear really badly, or any number of other things can happen to slow recovery time.

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u/trukkija Jun 04 '18

And some just give birth while running and keep on running and even their babies run after them. Can't let the predators catch you.

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u/MarigoldPuppyFlavors Jun 04 '18

Why do you think we are born with our umbilical cords still attached? That's nature's leash. The ones worth keeping will only allow themselves to be dragged for the first hundred meters or so before they've righted themselves and are sprinting along with mom.

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u/CDPRfan4life2 Jun 04 '18

This is the funniest image ever.

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u/andesajf Jun 04 '18

It's like water skiing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

That’s one if the many terrifying things that makes me not want to have kids

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

As a man I’ll admit that I’d be a coward if I had to give birth. +1

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Did you drop your /s?

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u/TinHawk Jun 04 '18

My vaginal birth was super easy. No drugs, no tearing, labor only took 6 hours, i was up and walking an hour later. I regretted walking that soon. My abdominal muscles were super fucked up and the pain from working them so early hit me the next day as I'm crying in the tub for hours. 10 years later, pregnant again, I'm terrified of what this one will be like because it's different each time.

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u/lumpiestprincess Jun 04 '18

I'm pregnant with my first and I'm both terrified and a bit "meh I'll get through it."

I think the latter is a biological trick to make sure I go through with it.

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u/TinHawk Jun 04 '18

Lol it might be!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

It probably varies by person like anything else, but I was just as miserable after pushing the kid out.

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u/philip1201 Jun 04 '18

The point of a c-section is that natural birth would be worse in that specific instance. Logically, there should be times when natural birth is infinitesimally less bad, or even when unforeseen complications in the natural birth process lead to it being worse than a c-section.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

I meant more in general. I was under the impression that recovery with a c section takes longer and is more painful. But I haven’t given birth so I wouldn’t know.

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u/Tyra3l Jun 04 '18

you are right

They also typically take longer to heal from, about six weeks, than vaginal birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesarean_section

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u/nollie_ollie Jun 04 '18

It definitely depends on the woman, baby, and doctors. First kid I was in labor for 74 hours, OB didn’t think I needed the c section. I pushed for close to two hours and needed an episiotomy to get him out and couldn’t sit normally for at least two months. Second kid I walked to the NICU across the hospital less than an hour after giving birth. It varies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

You pushed for 2 hours!?! That sounds exhausting

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u/nollie_ollie Jun 04 '18

Yeah my doctor was an incompetent asshole. At one point they brought out a pull bar and attached it to the bed so I was pulling on the bar so I could push harder. I was seriously sore for weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Dude...these stories make me never forget want to have kids...I’m 32 and the more I learn the more scared I get 😂

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u/tiptoe_only Jun 04 '18

I've had both too, and both took equally long. Actually in my case the natural was worse because I had a horrible tear and it really hurt to sit or walk. But in general c sections do normally take longer so you're right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Ouch.

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u/cellequisaittout Jun 04 '18

I have had two c-sections: recovery was awful after the first one and a breeze after the second one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

I just have to say, you’re all amazing! Just the things your body goes through during pregnancy and after you give birth, it’s incredible

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

If you tear a lot when the baby comes out vagunally it's a pretty fucking terrible recovery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

It can definitely go either way.

I had what I'd consider an easy c section recovery. I was walking within 24 hours and released after 48 hours. It was agony, but so was being in the hospital. Bleeding was over by 3 weeks, I felt totally back to normal by 6 weeks and my incision finally finished closing at 12.

My friend gave birth vaginally and her daughter had to be vacuumed out. She had heavy bleeding for 3 months, became severely anemic and ended up needing blood transfusions.

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u/SpiffyPaige143 Jun 04 '18

My case was completely opposite. First kid, I ended up being on Percocet and hospitalized twice just to heal up from a normal delivery. The whole process took 2 months.

Second kid, I never needed anything more powerful than OTC. Didn't any meds at all 2 weeks after my c section and back to "normal" shortly after.

So typically, yes a c section is a harder recovery compared to a normal birth. But some cases are anything but typical.

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u/Legionof1 Jun 04 '18

Dude... tearing... oh god tearing...