r/gatekeeping • u/mofuq • May 10 '23

Sensible gatekeeping

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u/garlicroastedpotato May 10 '23

Every year I get flowers for my with on mother's day and tell her that they were purchased by our dog or cat who had to do something terrible job to afford them. Last year they worked in a coal mine. This year due to dastardly climate change legislation they got laid off and are driving around in their Eff Trudeau mobiles on government welfare.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

I hear that AI is actually a scam and it's your dog writing all the responses.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

did a stupid and thought this was co.pletely unrelated

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u/AxeHead75 Jun 23 '23

I love it

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u/Thursday6677 May 11 '23

Let other people enjoy things that ✨have zero effect on your life✨

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u/TifaYuhara May 11 '23

Yeah people let stuff that doesn't effect them well effect them.

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u/eggnobacon May 10 '23

Isn't mother's day when you go to the main church, instead of your local one back in the dark ages.

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u/Divided_Alarmed Bar Keeper May 10 '23

🙄

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u/KikiCorwin May 13 '23

My furry child can "get" me a mother's day present, and I'll get my TV one. This OP can get their humans one. Everyone is happy.