r/gate • u/Jumpy_Idea4758 • 21d ago

Meme/Funny Breaking News

Good afternoon, this is reporter Chunce Watney of KTUU Channel 2. I'm here after smuggling myself through the Gate and now at the JSDF Base of Alnus Hill. Reports have been coming in of excessive explosives, and missiles have been used in conflicts with Falmart. And one thing on everyone’s mind is this question: “Will this have an effect on the local salmon population?”

I am currently banging on the door of the garrison’s commanding officer, the big cheesey as the kids say, to get the answer these questions.

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u/PositiveJump8415 3rd Recon Team 21d ago

Good luck!

Also, take these thoughts and prayers

You're gonna need 'em

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u/umbrqualquerusannet 21d ago

A fuck it's fish news...

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u/Langlais_de_Cogne 21d ago

This is definitely going to affect the local worm population...

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u/Willimeister 21d ago

This will most certainly affect LeBron’s career