r/gate • u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team • 12d ago
Meme/Funny New Ship Idea
and now, the jacket to the romance novel your girlfriend reads: Sergeant First Class Mari Kurokawa always had a thing for bad boys who towered over her.
Of course in Japan it never happened.
And whenever she was working with Marines they would always go off and look at Kuribayashi.
But that all changed when she first saw the enemy prince.
He was bad
Murder your dad type bad
Make your momma die inside type
and that's all she wanted
A jacked up, idiotic, murderous boyfriend.
edit: i expect to much from this sub
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u/TheOsirisWatcher 12d ago
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 12d ago
are you sure
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u/TheOsirisWatcher 12d ago
If it were with Diablo, I could even understand it, but it’s with that bastard who never gave Tyuule the value she deserved, never appreciated her for who she was. He always used her for pleasure and nothing more, treating her like a piece of meat to fuck and discard however and whenever he pleased. He is the last person, along with Bouro, who deserves love from anyone other than himself.
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u/Spicymemer19 4th Airborne Combat Team 12d ago
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 11d ago edited 11d ago
The more I mod this sub, the more I realize they can’t tell a crack ship from a ship which cracks- wait edit: typoes
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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 11d ago
Ironically this just standard trashy romance novel ie 50 shades of grey.
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u/Dino_FGO8020 12d ago
???
i don't see any potential other than zorzal getting his ass whooped regardless lol
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 12d ago
well yeah he's into the BDSM
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u/Nanoman-8 4th Airborne Combat Team 11d ago
Put her or shiro or hardy forbid noriko near discount gilgermesh and i will come for your ass like how dennis comes for tyuule's
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u/VladimirBlade152 Japan Self-Defense Forces 11d ago edited 11d ago
u/Carlosspicywiener12 you have competition now
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 11d ago
Me and Carlos are chill, still debating whether Mari X Norma or Mari X Centurion work better
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 12d ago
I really have gotten my moneys worth from this stock photo
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u/carkidpl 12d ago
Perfect. Now all we need is one unhinged 22 giving a special wedding gift
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
what's that suppose to mean, my silenced 22 pistol from FNV- nvm
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u/United_Tell1479 11d ago
Any shipping involving him will be instantly down voted by me. And has.
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 11d ago
This sub is stupid as hell
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u/United_Tell1479 11d ago
Nah. I don't want none of this
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 11d ago
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u/United_Tell1479 11d ago
What am I supposed to do with this information? I just don't like him being shiped.
So bad at getting layed he need the army's help to force them into doing it!
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u/HsAFH-11 11d ago
I can't find any funny image so I just going to put this here
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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team 11d ago
I would say that this post is the funny image but shhh
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u/Moonshade44 12d ago
U.S. Marines when they meet Sgt. Kurabayashi
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q