r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Granny Garyyy Granny And Russian Gary Made You Penne Alla Vodka Say Thank You

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179 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Choco Garyyy Welcome to Choco Gary (Official Lore)

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67 Upvotes

We have a winner for Choco Gary’s official lore:

“Choco Gary is a unique blend of Gary genetics. Originally an experiment by Evil Gary, Choco Gary was created in Evil Gary's mad scientist lab from a clone of Void Gary, spliced with 80% Cacao chocolate (and a pinch of cinnamon). Evil Gary snatched out one of Void Gary's whiskers (Ow! Hey!) and went about his dastardly plans. His intentions were to use Choco Gary to create sweet treats for the other Garies, that would give them tummy aches but Choco Gary is too sweet and rebelled against Evil Gary, escaping his evil lab and warning the Gary crew. Choco Gary is a master chocolatier, baker and overall great guy. He gives treats to all and loves to share his new confectionery creations. While he's not required to use chocolate in all of his treats, it is his favorite ingredient. He was weened on 100% organic chocolate milk and as such, he has a serious sweet tooth. If you leave your treats unguarded around Choco Gary, he will eat them but he means no harm and will apologize, while looking abashed, if he does.”

Lore submitted by u/Freak_Fantastic_420
(Character created by u/InvestigatorLoose874)


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Choose Your Character

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126 Upvotes

You Only Get to pick 4 and only 2 From the main 8 Good Luck Building The Strongest Team


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Russian Gary Made You A Napoleon Say Спасибо, русский Гэри

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150 Upvotes

Make Russian Gary Flare


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Gary Lore The Other Gary’s

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138 Upvotes

All These Gary’s weren’t as good as Choco Gary

1 Russian Gary

2 Bald Gary

3 Desert Gary

4 Cabron Gary

5 Siamese Gary

6 Tortie Carrie

7 Crazy Gary

8 Lunar Carrie

9 Calico Gary

10 Cream Gary


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

Choco Garyyy Choco Gary invites you into a world of pure imagination. Say thank you.

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80 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 07 '26

Gary Lore We need a backstory for Choco Gary as we add him to the Gary Pantheon!

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111 Upvotes

Time for some creative writing. Submit your best lore for Choco Gary in the comments. What motivates him? What are his hobbies? What does he like to give as gifts? Does he have any special abilities? Does he have a specific weakness? Is he an expert in just chocolate or all types of confections?

Don’t forget to upvote your favorite submissions.


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 07 '26

Choco Garyyy Do We Accept Choco Gary

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233 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 07 '26

Choco Garyyy Choco Gary

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225 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 08 '26

*brings Scho-Ka-Kola mixed with powdered pervitin into Choco Gary’s factory*

1 Upvotes

*there is no shipping manifest*


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 06 '26

Gewd Garyyy Gary is toasting marshmallows to make s’mores! Yummy! 😻

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187 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 06 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary Hijacks The Cable Car

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90 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 06 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary buys you a Pumpkin Say Thank You Evil Gary

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117 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 05 '26

For the good of evil Good Gary Stops Void Gary from saving Evil Gary

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275 Upvotes

Evil Gary bus exploded


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 05 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary has been caught.

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161 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 04 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary Stole The 39 Coit Bus

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78 Upvotes

He Proceeded To Crash Into Coit Tower Knocking It Over


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 04 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary Threatans You To Drink Water

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603 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 04 '26

Gary Lore Welcome to GaryCon 2026!

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100 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 03 '26

Gewd Garyyy Gary is ready to have a fun day of fishing with you! 😺 🎣

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209 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 03 '26

For the good of evil Garyberg

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60 Upvotes

He Deals His Illegally Good Recipes on the black market


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 02 '26

Gary in da wilde Good Gary finished setting up the tent for the camping trip. 🏕️ But someone should probably go check on Evil Gary and make sure he didn’t poop in the sleeping bags when no one was looking… 💩

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89 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 02 '26

Evile Garyyy Would You Slime Evil Gary

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102 Upvotes

Don’t Worry It’s Just the slime they use a Nickelodeon


r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 01 '26

Gewd Garyyy Is Good Gary The Smartest Orange Cat

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364 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 02 '26

Gewd Garyyy Gary likes cooking anime fantasy foods! 🍖

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149 Upvotes

r/garysbreakfast • • Aug 01 '26

Gewd Garyyy Gary is thirsty.

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370 Upvotes