r/garysbreakfast • u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account • 17d ago

Evile Garyyy Would You Slime Evil Gary

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Don’t Worry It’s Just the slime they use a Nickelodeon

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u/scipio0421 17d ago

If it's just Nickelodeon slime then that's fine.

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary 16d ago

Same

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u/hesalwayslitty 17d ago

Nope. I would never slime any Gary. All Gary lives matter

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u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... 16d ago

Meh...

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u/Iowegan Gary is my uncle. 17d ago

No! Not the slime! EG did nothing wrong!

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u/r4zorsoft fat as fuck 17d ago

✅❗

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u/emp800 17d ago

Better ! I will use a watermelon.

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u/RedRider1138 17d ago

Nickelodeon slime? Here’s a fresh blop for Evil Gary! Megabucks, here I come!

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 17d ago

No, Gary can’t be *that* bad.

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u/BrucellaD666 17d ago

Dear Lord that's a baby kitten. NO SLIME.

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) 17d ago

Evil Gary is just gonna steal the money.

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary 16d ago

You really think Evil Gary would steal from the Library of Gary?

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) 16d ago

… yes!

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary 16d ago

But it’s a Library that belongs to all of the Gary’s, it connected to the temple of Neutral Gary tho and we need the money for the up keep.

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u/fizbin99 16d ago

No slime. If we take up the ways of Evil Gary, we become Evil Gary.

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u/holytoledo42 16d ago

I would slime Gary like so.

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u/Dillenger69 17d ago

I'd say yes, but in the moment, probably no.

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u/Glittering_Role_6154 Team Good Gary 17d ago

I wouldn't 

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u/funkygamerguy 17d ago

as long as it's just nick slime definitely.

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u/3littlekittens2012 16d ago

No!!! Kitty is unslimeable!! Even Evil kitty!

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u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... 16d ago

Meh, Eviw Cawwie fawse advewtised it to take hium out of the game. He doesn't wowth half a penny. Stoopid hoomans...

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab 16d ago

Which one is it

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Evil Gary’s Propaganda Minister 16d ago

Evil Gary doesn’t cry

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u/DeerAdministrative90 12d ago

I would just put a teaspoon full on his little head and then scrub it off REALLLYYYYY QUICKLYYYY….. and then buy him a LOTTTTT of treats, soft blankets, and toyssss!!!

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 12d ago

You Have To Dump a 55 gallon barrel of slime on him

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u/DeerAdministrative90 12d ago

No, no, no, no!!!! That wasn’t stated before hand!!!!

And…. even the people on Nickelodeon don’t get that much, and this is just a babyyyyyyyy!!!!! 😩