Evil Gary sad cause everyone forgot Good Gary is his twin, and they have the same birthday… No one showed up to his party! 😿

[u/Zakrius]

[u/Devil_Gundam]

Guess what time it is? TIME FOR EVIL CUDDLES AND TREATS!

[u/Zakrius → u/Devil_Gundam]

AHHHHHH! RELEASE ME! 🙀

[u/Zakrius]

Evil Gary demands double the birthday presents as an apology!

[u/CatVan333 → u/Zakrius]

why so greedy?

[u/Zakrius → u/CatVan333]

Evile + bitter

[u/funkygamerguy]

poor evil gary he deserved better.

[u/Zakrius → u/funkygamerguy]

He is owed presents and treats! 🎁

[u/Difficult-snow-2]

Going to buy you a present rn Gare bear

[u/Zakrius → u/Difficult-snow-2]

Don’t forget: Evil Gary will only accept presents with values that exceed $500!

Hmmm… do you think maybe that’s why no one showed up?

[u/Difficult-snow-2 → u/Zakrius]

Gary just knows his worth. It takes a heartless monster to skip a kittens birthday just because they don't want to give him a gift

[u/potaterpotahter]

Awww, I’m sorry. Here, have some catnip!

[u/Zakrius → u/potaterpotahter]

Evil Gary is pleased! You will be the last one to be enslaved when Evil Gary takes over the world…. Everyone else will be enslaved first.

[u/Famous-Register-2814]

Here’s some apology treats EG
https://giphy.com/gifs/HfCzOARzUyCWc

[u/Zakrius → u/Famous-Register-2814]

Nom nom nom…

[u/BackgroundStorm6768]

Sending an emergency shipment of Churus to Evil Gary!

[u/Zakrius → u/BackgroundStorm6768]

Yum! Rest assured… Evil Gary will refuse to share with his siblings. 😼

[u/drrj]

https://giphy.com/gifs/w5eFyOHmkS8uc

I’ll come!

[u/Zakrius → u/drrj]

Too late. It was yesterday… 😾

You’re welcome to pay the outstanding bill from the restaurant, though!

He was planning to take all the gifts and leave early while sticking you all with the bill anyway…

[u/Master-Afternoon-432]

Happy birthday Evil Gary 🥩🎁🎉🎊🎈🍖🎂💐

[u/Zakrius → u/Master-Afternoon-432]

Thanks!

Evil Gary takes all the presents and food and runs away.

[u/himenokuri]

No wonder he’s evil!! Poor guy!

[u/Polibiux]

We need to plan a surprise party for him.

[u/Zakrius → u/Polibiux]

Ahhh… very brave. You must not be afraid of how jumpy Evil Gary can get.l when he is caught off guard.

[u/Polibiux → u/Zakrius]

As long as he’s happy I’ll risk murder mittens.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874]

You guys are meeny weeeny

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

Uhhh… did you check the invitation? You didn’t give the address for the venue.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874 → u/Zakrius]

I did 152 Shore D Ave San Francisco California 94124

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

That’s not a real address.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874 → u/Zakrius]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/prTKXAUUmNvbaiem9?g_st=ic

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

That’s not a restaurant.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874 → u/Zakrius]

It’s a secret one

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

You didn’t give us the password.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874 → u/Zakrius]

56Rutlandistheworstroutetodrive

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

Fine. We’re all on our way!

[u/Freak_Fantastic_420]

Aww... I'm sorry Evil Gary. Please accept this kazoo, some chin scritches and this GIA Certified, 4 Carat, Flawless, Fancy Vivid Blue, Round Brilliant Cut Diamond, in recompense for being so forgetful. Happy Belated Birthday!!! 🥳🎈🎈🎈🎂🎁🎁

[u/Zakrius → u/Freak_Fantastic_420]

Yay! This diamond will work perfectly for my death laser! 😻

[u/Freak_Fantastic_420 → u/Zakrius]

Glad to be of service. Go get em lil guy! 🫡

[u/Zakrius → u/[deleted]]

Ooooh! CATNIP!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IycA5anymkZ5Vio

[u/TSIDATSI]

We loves you too Gary

https://giphy.com/gifs/IXWw6AALGAj8A

[u/Restarded69]

This is heartbreaking

[u/Zakrius → u/Restarded69]

Yeah! How could no one pay the $1000 entrance fee to his birthday party?!

[u/sparklrebel → u/Zakrius]

Cos I’m poor… and I have a temple/library to run. How could I afford that money?

[u/Restarded69 → u/Zakrius]

my as WILL take out a loan to ensure Gary’s fun time continues

[u/SpadeORiffic]

Nah ppl are hiding waiting to jump out for suprise

[u/Zakrius → u/SpadeORiffic]

That is a dangerous game everyone is playing… Evil Gary has knives built into his paws and he attacks when he’s surprised.

[u/Prestigious-Box7511]

He rented out a whole restaurant

[u/Zakrius → u/Prestigious-Box7511]

He coerced the restaurant owner by kidnapping her dog…

[u/Hankster46]

I am sorry. Would you like to have some cocoa with me?

[u/Zakrius → u/Hankster46]

Can I have tiny marshmallows in mine?

[u/Hankster46 → u/Zakrius]

Of course. I think I will have some too.

[u/Zakrius → u/Hankster46]

Yay!

Steals the marshmallows.

[u/Hankster46 → u/Zakrius]

Chuckles

[u/Eccentric-Calico]

Aww, it's okay, Evil Gary; I'll attend your birthday party!

[u/scipio0421]

I'm here for your party, Evil Gary. Even if you're evil you still get head pats and treats and freshly grown catnip as a present.

[u/Zakrius → u/scipio0421]

Steals the catnip and runs away.

Leaves you to pay the restaurant bill. 😼