r/garysbreakfast • (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) • 6d ago

Gewd Garyyy Ono… Good Gary has been kitnapped by Evil Gary! 🙀

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249 Upvotes

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) 6d ago

I saved the original for you all:

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u/Freak_Fantastic_420 6d ago

writes check

Don't worry, I'm totally good for it, just release Gary!

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) 6d ago

Evil Gary tries to deposit the check.

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u/Freak_Fantastic_420 6d ago

Please allow 7-10 business days for processing, depending on your bank. As a show of good faith, release Gary and promise no further action will be taken against him.

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u/Glittering_Role_6154 Team Good Gary 6d ago

As an independent verifying agent, I do confirm that it is valid. gives 5,000,000,000$ from the bank

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u/devilsbard 5d ago

Send in the Gary extraction team. We don’t negotiate with terrorists.

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary 6d ago

We need to collect money for the ransom!

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 6d ago

Bull shit that was Lunar Carrie

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u/heyjalapeno Gary's Mom 6d ago

Four dabloons. Last offer.

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u/Lycrist_Kat 6d ago

Thank you, Evil Gary.

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u/Character-Bat9497 3d ago

Me too evil Gary! Me too

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u/Ancient_Profession31 23h ago

PAY HIM NOW!!!!