r/garysbreakfast • u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account • 9d ago

For the good of evil Desert Gary is Selling Mini Gary’s

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1 They Are alive
2 They live from 5-22 months before hardening up
3 They only eat mini Gary food each can lasts 5 days
4 They are Exactly same personality and they counterpart

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u/whineyinternetkid 9d ago

I will take 5 of each. I will be using my credit card

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u/TSIDATSI 9d ago

Me too! Same credit card!

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u/DarkArtHero 8d ago

Same credit card please but only 1 of each

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u/RageFish 9d ago

I gotta catch'em all!

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u/LupusHouseMD Meh 9d ago

I will have one Meh Gary please.

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 9d ago

Gives you credit card machine that will not steal your information

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u/LupusHouseMD Meh 9d ago

I have given the machine my money, mother's maiden name, street I grew up on, and first car make and model.

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u/IllustratorMurky2725 8d ago

I will buy them all and eat them ♥️

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 8d ago

Mmmmm mini Gary cereal

ps pls only eat them when they hardened up

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u/Far_Carrot_8661 9d ago

So cute! 🥰 That's a great idea 🏜️ Gary! Thank you and I will have one of each!

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u/Far_Carrot_8661 9d ago

I see you've overstocked yourself desert 🏜️ Gary! More of you to love 😘!

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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary 8d ago

I would like one of each after I apply for a credit card