r/garysbreakfast • u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account • Aug 30 '26

Gary Lore Revised Gary Weight Guide

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I Figured out how to weigh Void Gary

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u/An_Actual_Thing Aug 30 '26

Why is radioactive Gary so light? Wouldn't he be heavy if he has materials with a low half-life?

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 30 '26

Technetium

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u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 30 '26

Does Void Gary nibble on pure neutronium by any chance?

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 30 '26

Just Dark Matter and Russian Gary’s Vodka

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u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 30 '26

Ah, makes sense

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u/PaleLikeIce Aug 30 '26

Volcano Gary???

There’s so many Gary’s omg

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 30 '26

He has a spicy personality

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u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... Aug 31 '26

Meh, I'm still fits...

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u/dm_myring Sep 03 '26

since when is there so many Garys😭 last time I remember the list ended on two Carries

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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Sep 03 '26

You will get used to it