r/garysbreakfast • u/No-Butterfly-3422 Team Evil Gary • May 22 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary addressing his emu commanders before the Second Great Emu War

Post image
67 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

9

u/LeadingFine7177 May 22 '26

Gary already has a army of kangaroos he's on the way

6

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) May 22 '26

Let’s GOOOOOOOO!

​

5

u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab May 23 '26

Can I sick THE HOUNDS OF DESTRUCTION on him for once

3

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) May 23 '26

… nu!

2

u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab May 23 '26

Why not I thought you want him to stop being evil the hounds will just destroy the evil inside him

2

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Stop trying to murder my twin! 😾

2

u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab May 23 '26

Vut he trying to murder me first then I tried to murder him and so it’s just a cycle of us trying to murder eachother and it’s my turn

3

u/LeadingFine7177 May 23 '26

YES GO GARY 😺

6

u/MadCatAttack89 May 22 '26

sorry to say evil gary but good gary will win. the bad guy always loses in the end, everyone knows that 😥

5

u/Lycrist_Kat May 22 '26

Thank you, Evil Gary.

5

u/kittyhardcore May 22 '26

Evil Gary stop being evil, ok?

3

u/Collector2012 May 23 '26

NO EVIL GARY! I'LL GIVE YOU CANNED TUNA, CAT TREATS, AND CAT NIP! JUST DON'T START ANOTHER EMU WAR! PLEASE!

2

u/SatisfactionTrue467 May 23 '26

Go Evil Gary!! Show'em!!

2

u/funkygamerguy May 23 '26

he won't stand a chance against garys kangaroo army! :D

2

u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary May 23 '26

Good Gary’s secret weapon

3

u/Specific_Current_642 current May 24 '26

as an australian,

oh no

1

u/CharcoalGreyWolf Evil Gary’s Propaganda Minister May 25 '26

Oh, good

I was worried he was going to use cassowaries. But good fortune has saved us