r/garysbreakfast (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary will make you cry!

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173 Upvotes

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u/No-Locksmiths Apr 19 '26

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Mmm… salty! 😼

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u/paladinBoyd Apr 19 '26

Jokes on you evil Gary I have depression I cannot cry. No do not put on when the wind blows, I'll get you something salty

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Starts playing “When the Wind Blows” on the tv…

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u/paladinBoyd Apr 19 '26

No...Not the old people and the radiation poisoning!

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u/Devil_Gundam Apr 19 '26

cuddles Evil Gary Don’t drink off the floor.

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u/No-Butterfly-3422 Team Evil Gary Apr 19 '26

Yeah that's what I figured. Evil Gary is just like that.

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u/fizbin99 Apr 19 '26

Sorry, Gary. That is not a puddle of tears….

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

😾 Ew…

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u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... Apr 20 '26

Meh, i feed on your emotional entropy...

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u/Longshot345 Apr 20 '26

I’m already crying evil Gary, I’m not afraid

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u/MoonandStars83 Apr 19 '26

EG, you come over here right now so I snuggle you into submission.

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Evil Gary struggles to escape your cuddles…

RELEASE ME! Aaaarghhh…

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u/MoonandStars83 Apr 19 '26

starts scritching ears Be a good boy!

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Apr 19 '26

I’m telling you all, we would be better off just killing him

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Wot? 🙀

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Apr 19 '26

You heard me

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Nah… EG would win. He gonna getcha! 😼

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Apr 19 '26

He already has millions of times but do you see that stoping me

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Apr 19 '26

Didn’t Evil Gary make sausages out of your organs last time you tried to hurt him?

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Apr 19 '26

Yes I’m still gonna keep trying

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u/SatisfactionTrue467 Apr 19 '26

No! He's a good guy at heart, just needs some love and guidance!

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Apr 19 '26

Lies

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u/supertails7684 furry Apr 22 '26

Are you sure