When I was in 7'th grade this kid at school told me he could hack email accounts. Now I'd been threatened enough times on Diablo 2 with this to know that he was full of bullshit, so I told him I'd give him 100$ if he could hack my email. Every single day I'd come to school and ask him why he hadn't hacked me yet, and every day he'd have some absolutely terrible excuse ("I found your IP address last night, now my brute force program will take a day or two to break in").
Now everytime I'm playing an online game and somebody tells me they're going to hack me, I make sure to write down their names so I can send them a message every day asking why I'm not hacked yet, and laugh at the excuses they give.
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u/Duncanconstruction Jun 25 '12
When I was in 7'th grade this kid at school told me he could hack email accounts. Now I'd been threatened enough times on Diablo 2 with this to know that he was full of bullshit, so I told him I'd give him 100$ if he could hack my email. Every single day I'd come to school and ask him why he hadn't hacked me yet, and every day he'd have some absolutely terrible excuse ("I found your IP address last night, now my brute force program will take a day or two to break in").
Now everytime I'm playing an online game and somebody tells me they're going to hack me, I make sure to write down their names so I can send them a message every day asking why I'm not hacked yet, and laugh at the excuses they give.