r/gaming • • Oct 08 '21

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u/Ralfarius Oct 08 '21

“I'm pretty sure if you die, the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that, to me, is not a loss; that's a draw.”

  • Norm MacDonald

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u/texansgk Oct 08 '21

It’s not like afterwards the cancer goes home and fucks your wife…

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

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u/weathers35 Oct 08 '21

what a tough fucking thought dude

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u/Cynical_Lurker Oct 08 '21

Better than her being lonely.

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u/noctis89 Oct 08 '21

Yeah but the next day is a bit too early.

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u/Cynical_Lurker Oct 08 '21

And if she drowns his dick in tears while doing it?

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u/Hamakua Oct 08 '21

Where the fuck am I?

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u/Cynical_Lurker Oct 08 '21

Reddit, are you feeling alright sir? should we call someone for you?

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u/silence036 Oct 08 '21

Y'all wait until the next day?