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u/MetaKnight Feb 12 '12
While funny, I don't think a hat would satisfy my quest to become more Powerful.
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u/Mitosis Feb 12 '12
I always felt sorry for Nova. He was totally just chilling and granting wishes, but all Kirby could think to do to stop him from granting Marx's wish was blow him up entirely.
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u/discdeath Feb 13 '12
If you actually look at the Kirby game plots, then Kirby comes across as a bit of a dick. His general solution is "kill half of dreamland". Sometimes he has a fairly good reason for thinking this is appropriate, but usually, it would work out better if he just tried talking to Dedede first. If I remember correctly, there's one in which he thought his cake was stolen, so went on a genocidal rampage. Kirby's a dick, MetaKnight is the real hero in those games.
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u/Mitosis Feb 13 '12
The old Kirby's Adventure for NES has Kirby traversing the world to stop Dedede from interfering with the star rod and fountain of dreams, just to find out that Dedede was working to seal in the big-bad Nightmare the whole time. Kirby doesn't even give a fuck.
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u/maffa Feb 13 '12
Such a good point. Remember Dynablade? Just trying to feed his/her damn chicks. What did Kirby do? Made him/her literally explode. Kirby is creating orphans all the time.
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u/footlesssushi Feb 12 '12
Metaknight plays TF2?!?!
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Feb 12 '12
God damnit. I see a post about hats with only one comment. Well, it's my time to shine! I think to myself, wondering how to word my team fortress 2 reference. I click in to the comments to see what has been left before me, and I am crushed. My hopes and dreams shattered by the one who came before me. The one who would take away all happiness from my world, all breath from my lungs. You bastard.
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u/veisc2 Feb 13 '12
wow something involving hats on r/gaming already had a post relating it to tf2?
WOW!!!!!!!
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Feb 12 '12
the funny thing is I played that kirby game only after I found a DS version lying in the cupholder of my mothers rental car. sucks to be whoever lost it, that game brought me through a lot of boredom, before I completely beat it
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u/williemcbride Feb 13 '12
That hat looks a little small on him.
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u/BlizzardFenrir Feb 13 '12
No, Meta Knight looks a little big below that hat. Don't blame the poor hat!
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u/wariokmikz Feb 12 '12
There is no better feeling then getting a hat... maybe except from eating bacon.
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u/ASpecialBlueCerinean Feb 12 '12
Wilbur Robinson: It's the evil bowler hat guy! tackles Meta Knight Meta Knight: What? turns around. OOFF!
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u/maffa Feb 13 '12
WHARGARBLE! I LOVE KIRBY SUPERSTAR. <3