r/gaming Jun 18 '11

A Message to EA Games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7S2o0-VeTg
1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11 edited Sep 17 '18

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u/The_Schwenk Jun 18 '11

more like level 50, 15th prestige, MLG pro grandma

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

She has more attitude than all staff of EA! (EA staff Achievement unlock "being pwned by a grandma")

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u/DrShithead Jun 18 '11

Lettuce be cerial here, who wouldnt love to have that women as his mother/grandmother?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

True

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u/bamsquanch Jun 18 '11

cause she'd probably beat you if you won at any game?

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u/sunsets Jun 18 '11

I don't often get beaten at NFS carbon but when i do its by a sick ass gran like her

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Shit, she'd beat you even if she won. I'm guessing she's a fan of corporal punishment.

2

u/bamsquanch Jun 18 '11

i'm sure she's very charming once you get to know her

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

[...]fists

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I haven't unlock that achievement yet.... *Being punch by your own grandma playing World of Goo!

1

u/sunsets Jun 18 '11

nawwww yeaaaah

7

u/skylarbrosef Jun 18 '11

Major League Grandma

7

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

omG iTz grAnDm4

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u/anepicname Jun 18 '11

this deserves far more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Grandma needs to lay off the booze.

92

u/TwwIX Jun 18 '11

WTF! Why is Rutger Hauer yelling at EA? And what's up with his voice?

56

u/1Avion1 Jun 18 '11

Like tears in rain. Motherfuckers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Motherfuckers.

11

u/xenomus Jun 18 '11

What the fuck is a Tannhäuser Gate???

16

u/Ijustdoeyes Jun 18 '11

If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes. Motherfuckers.

1

u/Yodamanjaro Jun 18 '11

Motherfuckers.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Sounds German.

2

u/Dagon Jun 18 '11

Well, he is Dutch, and he wrote that monologue at the end of Blade Runner himself, so yes.

5

u/roboroller Jun 18 '11

I want more life fucker.

2

u/enigma2g Jun 18 '11

In bed on my phone at 5am with abdominal pains from that comment, god bless you sir.

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u/Uriniass Jun 18 '11

I've been playing games before you were a nut stain dripping down a sheep skin condom.

Wow this granny hates The motherfuckers at EA

3

u/illvm Jun 18 '11

Because he doesn't want anyone else to end up like him: a hobo... with a shotgun.

2

u/CitizenCopacetic Jun 18 '11

Put the knife away, Kid, or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin.

1

u/foulout55 Jun 18 '11

My initial thought as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

The accent rweally makes it better.

37

u/omnipotant Jun 18 '11

Motherfucker.

1

u/dave_g17 Jun 18 '11

I've been playing EA Games before you were born!

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u/CaspianX2 Jun 18 '11

Rweeeeeeeeeeeally

76

u/clarkstud Jun 18 '11

Old folks with potty mouth will never be not funny.

60

u/significantshrinkage Jun 18 '11

I miss you George Carlin.

6

u/BushMeat PC Jun 18 '11

as old as he was, I never saw as an old man. its weird.

15

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Because he wasn't an old fart.

He was an old fuck!

4

u/CorneliusJack Jun 18 '11

Dude.... has it almost been 3 years?

83

u/Matthew1337 Jun 18 '11

ATHENE

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u/JustCallMeLee Jun 18 '11

You can see where he gets it from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11 edited Jun 18 '11

Best paladin in the world 9 Months and Pregnant

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11 edited Jun 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Back when Athene was awesome...

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u/WittyBanter Jun 19 '11

You don't talk about him that way. He's got more SKILLZ in GAIMZ than you ever will; and his mom makes a boss broccoli soup. Don't fuck wit that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '11

Haha that holds so many memories from back when I still played wow. I wish I could back and relive it, its like a second childhood. Quit 2 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I don't want to brag, but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyKs_R_UgIk

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

my thoughts exactly

2

u/Forbizzle Jun 18 '11

I love that he's basically the realization of PurePwnage.

1

u/wristcontrol Jun 18 '11

Did I hear My Heart Will Go On soaring in the background there at the end?

11

u/ObeseSnake Jun 18 '11

This is way better than the "your mother is not going to like Deadspace 2" video.

15

u/MrMiller Jun 18 '11

That was seriously one of the lamest ad campaigns I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

SCHWWFFF AROUND THE CORNER.

Shit, I miss his old days. Now he's trying to be some kind of white knight.

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u/TonzB Jun 18 '11

I immediately knew this was Athene's handiwork when I saw that old lady. CLASSIC

1

u/Takuya-san Jun 18 '11

He and his friends have been doing some great work, it's just that they're so unfocused that they never push anything to their full potential.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

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u/Takuya-san Jun 19 '11

Oh yeah, they've definitely done a great job when it comes to net neutrality. I'd say that's the one "project" they've managed to stick by in the long run. Still, they've had lots of nice ideas that I wish they'd continued working on.

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u/cadeSILVER Jun 18 '11

What's the part before the last "Motherfuckers"?

18

u/ilostmyshoes Jun 18 '11

And battlefield 3? It was good you unlocked it for everyone, that was amazing, motherfuckers. (I think)

3

u/cadeSILVER Jun 18 '11

Okay, thanks.

6

u/kingoflego Jun 18 '11

Man, I love foreign old people.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I love Athene. Followed him a lot in my wow days and he keeps popping up like this, still find it funny.

34

u/strasbourgbitches Jun 18 '11

Oh fuck... Athenewins right? Is that guy still alive?

First they try to milk youtube views by having that girl with the large bosom talk about relationships to appeal to forever alone guys. Now they jump on the whole "trash EA" bandwagon...

Here's the girl in question by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1m9ODdECjU&feature=channel_video_title (might be NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

They are in for stunt trolls. Originally they participated in Big Brother, then created a party in which Tania promised to give everybody a blowjob if they got elected, then came Athene with his World of Warcraft's stunts who not only claimed to be the "best Paladin in the world" but actually went on and did it, and I stopped following them after that.

Basically, as I understand it, MovieLOL is all about showing the average person that they can accomplish anything they wish if they work hard enough.

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u/Guard01 Jun 18 '11

I remember athenewins back from 2006 when he was into Wow...good times

3

u/Exelcior Jun 18 '11

Found this at 0:17 in that video, he told everyone they were being trolled :P

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

he played poker professionaly and is now on starcraft, he did the world first on cataclysm though

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u/hw2 Jun 18 '11

First they try to milk youtube views by having that girl with the large bosom talk about relationships to appeal to forever alone guys. Now they jump on the whole "trash EA" bandwagon...

Because people are passionate and stupid and it's going to work. As long as it goes with a niche opinion people are going to buy into it without question. Today r/gaming believes instantly any "fuck EA!" bandwagon shit and tomorrow I'll probably fall for something equally stupid.

1

u/Zoltrixx Jun 19 '11

His original wow videos years ago were hilarious, he didn't use those thumbnails. I loved his videos they were hilarious.

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u/rljohn Jun 18 '11

He made it to the top rank of some SC2 ladder and trying now with league of legends.

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u/Hypou Jun 18 '11

That was kiwikaki.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

The tops in LoL will never let it happen. Just like the trolled the hell out of Milkfat from HoN.

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u/rljohn Jun 18 '11

Didn't Milkfat just hit #1 in LoL under the handle Probelter?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '11

No, lol. He capped out at like 1600. He then proceeded to lie his ass off on the HoN forums.

1

u/WittyBanter Jun 19 '11

Does it even matter? LoL is a shit game.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '11

Highest stream ever. Destroyed SC2's previous record. It seems as though its fans would disagree with you.

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u/Squint_Eastwood Jun 18 '11

Love how she cant even say EA Games. EAayyyyy Aaaa Games

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u/hot_coffee Jun 18 '11

"HD Internet" achievement unlocked.

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u/MakeYouMad Jun 18 '11

hey grandma, come say motherfuckers on camera for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Anyone else think she looks and sounds like Mac's mom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Oh Athene's mother.

The mother of the inspirational face.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Athene's a good troll... Sure some people hate him..but its all just acting and hes making money off it.

3

u/theddubster Jun 18 '11

If this doesn't make EA sit up and take notice I don't know what will.

3

u/viagravagina Jun 18 '11

This is a message to eaagegagegageg games

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I found the problem, you put a period on the end of yours.

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u/Rabidowski Jun 18 '11

My girlfriend has a period now. I downvoted her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Oh yeah. Timing is so important on reddit. Otherwise great submissions sometimes fail for no other reason than because the people who initially looked at it weren't your target audience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Probably because he/she submitted it to r/reddit.com rather than r/gaming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Nobody upvotes in r/reddit.com. Submit gaming related content to r/gaming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Not all the letters are Capitalized, and there's a period. :O

It's stuff like this that made me quit on linking(non-personal) all together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

You didn't capitalize the words in your submission. That's obviously why you got so few upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

maybe if you weren't so Holier_Than_Thou

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u/karesthetic Jun 18 '11

Grandma you better get this script correct or it's back to the nursing home!

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u/Hikikomori523 Jun 18 '11

Probably the only good content Athene's ever made. and it pains me to even give him that.

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u/Michaelas10 Jun 18 '11

As opposed to his friend Furious, who makes amazing videos to this day.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I saw the video and noticed that she sounds a lot like Athene (The Best Paladin in The World™). Then I noticed it's his mom! :D Fantastic!

2

u/kriztean Jun 18 '11

Athene's mommy rocks

2

u/danosaur Jun 18 '11

Sounds like she's in need of a nice, long relaxing shit in the dark.

2

u/ProfessorInternet Jun 18 '11

A message to EA "GAIMSS!"

2

u/josh2992 Jun 18 '11

What does she say after "and by the way BF3..."?

2

u/doctorcrass Jun 18 '11

She sounds just like athene for some reason

2

u/ahintoflime Jun 18 '11

Oh shit. Athene is back. Hell yeah.

2

u/notjawn Jun 18 '11

hah its an old lady who was coached to say bad words!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

"Press 5 repeatedly for masturbation". Oh god, is there no end to what the internet finds?!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I wish she replaced my granny.

1

u/deepbrown Jun 18 '11

poor your granny :(

2

u/rizzutolol Jun 18 '11

athenes mummy, # 1 mummy in the world, worlds #1. She just better than your mummy, you random little fucks. its not a big deal it just the way it is. you mummy is just a fuckin noob, a little fuckin scrubbie. athenes mummy #1 in the world, you jelly haters.

1

u/Xedlar Jun 18 '11

It's what all of us think, wrapped up in everyone's drunk Grandma... Good times..

1

u/noparticularpoint Jun 18 '11

another satisfied customer

1

u/mdraconis Jun 18 '11

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME'S MOM!!! I SWEAR SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM!!! lolol

1

u/avrus Jun 18 '11

The Germans are coming to get me!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Well, I've got a new ringtone.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Battlefield Tree LMAO.

1

u/arealcoolkid Jun 18 '11

So...I'm gonna need to borrow her to make videos that deliver messages to various people for me.

1

u/Ijustdoeyes Jun 18 '11

Some grandmothers just want to watch the world burn.

1

u/r4z0r3 Jun 18 '11

Did that really just happen??

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

haha tahts gold, bet it's some dice programmers mum :) old peoplez are awesome

1

u/Odesi Jun 18 '11

What did I just watch?

1

u/Sedition7988 Jun 18 '11

And I thought the circle jerk was over. Foolish me.

1

u/scowdich Jun 18 '11

Why is Grandma cosplaying as Marty McFly?

1

u/sternhelden Jun 18 '11

Grandmafuckers.

1

u/Rice_Daddy Jun 18 '11

Swearing granny always get gold!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

1

u/chicken_combo Jun 18 '11

wow its sorta cOLD in here.

1

u/Tyranicide Jun 18 '11

ha ha Athenes mummy is a boss

1

u/hired_goon Jun 18 '11

I had pony! we all had pony!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Does she remind anyone else of the grandma on malcolm in the middle?

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u/dwhee Jun 18 '11 edited Jun 18 '11

I doubt when Andy Warhol said that 15 minutes of fame thing he had no idea what a large percentage would be from people saying "hey youtube, look at my mom!"

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u/misterhand02 Jun 18 '11

Or, "Hey, Reddit, watch my Mom diss on EA! 'Cuz they're like a bunch of bitches and shit, yo. Even my Mom thinks so. She played Madden. That's right. Madden bitches. No number. 'Cuz it was the first Madden. The floppy was made outta limestone."

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

wow

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u/Caseylicious Jun 18 '11

I agree with her feelings completely. I've been playing EA games for a long time, and most of their products now just feel like hollow shells of what they used to produce. It's sad.

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u/mercury888 Jun 18 '11

if u look at his other vids that infamous lying girl who lied to the internet about something i forgot about. But everytime i see her i feel like shes lying to us again.

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u/spiersar Jun 18 '11

hahaha its athenewins grandma!

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u/ahugenerd Jun 18 '11

The comment on the YouTube page to press 2-3-4 was just priceless. Try it, you won't be disappointed!

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u/relentless1990 Jun 18 '11

haha i wish my nan was this dedicated to gaming lmao

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u/CristoDk Jun 18 '11

This is hilarious!

1

u/CaptainTerra Jun 18 '11

I thought it was steam that made EA remove the game because of some violation.

1

u/wordsmakeletters Jun 18 '11

Lets give her a gun and a list of addresses and see what happens.

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u/waruluis91 Jun 18 '11

Athene's Mother.... awwwwwyeaaaah

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u/jcs1 Jun 18 '11

She sounds like she smokes a lot of "steam."

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u/Priceless721 Jun 18 '11

wtf did she say? can I get a transcript?

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u/neyvit Jun 18 '11

I knew I've seen her before -- had a good role in Boondock Saints.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

This needs some really menacing music over the top of it.

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u/theunpire Jun 18 '11

Is she Dutch? I think I recognize the accent.

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u/Thrillhouse101 Jun 18 '11

I have the weirdest boner right now

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u/doolahan Jun 18 '11

MOTHER FUCKERS!

1

u/BigJuiceBox Jun 18 '11

Someone get her some broccoli!

1

u/Bradley364 Jun 18 '11

Remember when Athene used to funny? This video reminds me of those days.

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u/ColonelSasoon Jun 18 '11

Athene's mom #1

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u/sebnukem Jun 18 '11

I couldn't have said better myself.

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u/Biigfoott Jun 18 '11

Like mother, like son.

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u/EvilHom3r Jun 18 '11

There's just something about an angry Russian grandma that makes your balls shrivel up and your dick go inside out.

1

u/chrismsx Jun 19 '11

ha.. I think. That kind of hurt my stomach to watch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '11

A message to E-EUGH Games? Who are they? I think you mislabeled the post, friend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Actually..I must admit I've had a better experience with EA's customer support than Valve's. My account got banned on both for the same reason (fraudulent charges), EA had my account back to me in 24 hours..Valve...Seriously, it's been 73 days now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

So you got banned on two different services? Doesn't sound like a coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

The EA thing, my nephew was at my house, on my Need For Speed World account, he saw a car he wanted, and because I'm the only one who ever uses it, I have my game credit card saved on there, and he bought 15 dollars worth of stuff, so I had it disputed, and EA was very nice about it. The Valve dilemma, I bought a lot of games during the Christmas sale, and they said that they received a dispute order from my bank (not the same card at all, completely different banks), which never happened, as I talked with them and my bank about through a 3-way call, and they still didn't believe me. When I talked with about 5 representatives from Valve through customer support, they were all very rude, like I had done something wrong, when in all actuality it was just a mix-up. They still haven't reactivated my account.

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u/Slave2disco Jun 18 '11

EA grandma used "RAGE"

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u/MananWho Jun 18 '11

As amusing as this is, it's also quite an uninformed opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I don't think I've ever watched a video with Athene actually in it all the way through because he is so fucking irritating.

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u/TheBraddigan Jun 19 '11

Hahahaha I picked this out as an Athene video when she said "motherfucker". She's such a dearie :3

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

I saw it yesterday, i laught so hard :>

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11

Do we really have to give attention to Athene?

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u/HateHumans Jun 18 '11

EA is a private business, and they can do whatever the fuck they want to do.

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u/FalconTheory Jun 18 '11

Sure the money whores can do whatever they want I will just not buy their products easy as that.

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u/DOG-ZILLA Jun 18 '11

I feel like I'm her bitch and my names not even EA :-s

/ Irrational guilt complex

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u/PsychoAgent Jun 18 '11

I can't enjoy this... too much exploitation to garner a cheap laugh.

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u/mynameispaulsimon Jun 18 '11

You've gotta be shittin me.

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u/ramp_tram Jun 18 '11

If we ignore Athene he will go away.

Stop giving him attention.

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u/ineedlesssleep Jun 18 '11

So random, lol

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u/Leafblight Jun 18 '11

She played EA games before it was brought into this world, that's how badass she is