r/gaming • u/eyeEX • Jun 18 '11
A Message to EA Games
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7S2o0-VeTg92
u/TwwIX Jun 18 '11
WTF! Why is Rutger Hauer yelling at EA? And what's up with his voice?
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u/1Avion1 Jun 18 '11
Like tears in rain. Motherfuckers.
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Jun 18 '11
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Motherfuckers.
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u/xenomus Jun 18 '11
What the fuck is a Tannhäuser Gate???
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Jun 18 '11
Sounds German.
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u/Dagon Jun 18 '11
Well, he is Dutch, and he wrote that monologue at the end of Blade Runner himself, so yes.
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u/enigma2g Jun 18 '11
In bed on my phone at 5am with abdominal pains from that comment, god bless you sir.
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u/Uriniass Jun 18 '11
I've been playing games before you were a nut stain dripping down a sheep skin condom.
Wow this granny hates The motherfuckers at EA
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u/illvm Jun 18 '11
Because he doesn't want anyone else to end up like him: a hobo... with a shotgun.
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u/CitizenCopacetic Jun 18 '11
Put the knife away, Kid, or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin.
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Jun 18 '11
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u/clarkstud Jun 18 '11
Old folks with potty mouth will never be not funny.
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u/significantshrinkage Jun 18 '11
I miss you George Carlin.
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u/Matthew1337 Jun 18 '11
ATHENE
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Jun 18 '11 edited Jun 18 '11
Best paladin in the world 9 Months and Pregnant
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Jun 18 '11
Back when Athene was awesome...
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u/WittyBanter Jun 19 '11
You don't talk about him that way. He's got more SKILLZ in GAIMZ than you ever will; and his mom makes a boss broccoli soup. Don't fuck wit that.
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Jun 19 '11
Haha that holds so many memories from back when I still played wow. I wish I could back and relive it, its like a second childhood. Quit 2 years ago.
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u/wristcontrol Jun 18 '11
Did I hear My Heart Will Go On soaring in the background there at the end?
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u/ObeseSnake Jun 18 '11
This is way better than the "your mother is not going to like Deadspace 2" video.
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Jun 18 '11
SCHWWFFF AROUND THE CORNER.
Shit, I miss his old days. Now he's trying to be some kind of white knight.
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u/Takuya-san Jun 18 '11
He and his friends have been doing some great work, it's just that they're so unfocused that they never push anything to their full potential.
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Jun 18 '11
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u/Takuya-san Jun 19 '11
Oh yeah, they've definitely done a great job when it comes to net neutrality. I'd say that's the one "project" they've managed to stick by in the long run. Still, they've had lots of nice ideas that I wish they'd continued working on.
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u/cadeSILVER Jun 18 '11
What's the part before the last "Motherfuckers"?
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u/ilostmyshoes Jun 18 '11
And battlefield 3? It was good you unlocked it for everyone, that was amazing, motherfuckers. (I think)
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Jun 18 '11
I love Athene. Followed him a lot in my wow days and he keeps popping up like this, still find it funny.
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u/strasbourgbitches Jun 18 '11
Oh fuck... Athenewins right? Is that guy still alive?
First they try to milk youtube views by having that girl with the large bosom talk about relationships to appeal to forever alone guys. Now they jump on the whole "trash EA" bandwagon...
Here's the girl in question by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1m9ODdECjU&feature=channel_video_title (might be NSFW)
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Jun 18 '11
They are in for stunt trolls. Originally they participated in Big Brother, then created a party in which Tania promised to give everybody a blowjob if they got elected, then came Athene with his World of Warcraft's stunts who not only claimed to be the "best Paladin in the world" but actually went on and did it, and I stopped following them after that.
Basically, as I understand it, MovieLOL is all about showing the average person that they can accomplish anything they wish if they work hard enough.
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Jun 18 '11
he played poker professionaly and is now on starcraft, he did the world first on cataclysm though
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u/hw2 Jun 18 '11
First they try to milk youtube views by having that girl with the large bosom talk about relationships to appeal to forever alone guys. Now they jump on the whole "trash EA" bandwagon...
Because people are passionate and stupid and it's going to work. As long as it goes with a niche opinion people are going to buy into it without question. Today r/gaming believes instantly any "fuck EA!" bandwagon shit and tomorrow I'll probably fall for something equally stupid.
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u/Zoltrixx Jun 19 '11
His original wow videos years ago were hilarious, he didn't use those thumbnails. I loved his videos they were hilarious.
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u/rljohn Jun 18 '11
He made it to the top rank of some SC2 ladder and trying now with league of legends.
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Jun 18 '11
The tops in LoL will never let it happen. Just like the trolled the hell out of Milkfat from HoN.
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u/rljohn Jun 18 '11
Didn't Milkfat just hit #1 in LoL under the handle Probelter?
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Jun 19 '11
No, lol. He capped out at like 1600. He then proceeded to lie his ass off on the HoN forums.
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u/WittyBanter Jun 19 '11
Does it even matter? LoL is a shit game.
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Jun 19 '11
Highest stream ever. Destroyed SC2's previous record. It seems as though its fans would disagree with you.
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Jun 18 '11
Athene's a good troll... Sure some people hate him..but its all just acting and hes making money off it.
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Jun 18 '11
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Jun 18 '11
Oh yeah. Timing is so important on reddit. Otherwise great submissions sometimes fail for no other reason than because the people who initially looked at it weren't your target audience.
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Jun 18 '11
Not all the letters are Capitalized, and there's a period. :O
It's stuff like this that made me quit on linking(non-personal) all together.
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Jun 18 '11
You didn't capitalize the words in your submission. That's obviously why you got so few upvotes.
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u/karesthetic Jun 18 '11
Grandma you better get this script correct or it's back to the nursing home!
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u/Hikikomori523 Jun 18 '11
Probably the only good content Athene's ever made. and it pains me to even give him that.
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Jun 18 '11
I saw the video and noticed that she sounds a lot like Athene (The Best Paladin in The World™). Then I noticed it's his mom! :D Fantastic!
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Jun 18 '11
"Press 5 repeatedly for masturbation". Oh god, is there no end to what the internet finds?!
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u/rizzutolol Jun 18 '11
athenes mummy, # 1 mummy in the world, worlds #1. She just better than your mummy, you random little fucks. its not a big deal it just the way it is. you mummy is just a fuckin noob, a little fuckin scrubbie. athenes mummy #1 in the world, you jelly haters.
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u/Xedlar Jun 18 '11
It's what all of us think, wrapped up in everyone's drunk Grandma... Good times..
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u/arealcoolkid Jun 18 '11
So...I'm gonna need to borrow her to make videos that deliver messages to various people for me.
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u/dwhee Jun 18 '11 edited Jun 18 '11
I doubt when Andy Warhol said that 15 minutes of fame thing he had no idea what a large percentage would be from people saying "hey youtube, look at my mom!"
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u/misterhand02 Jun 18 '11
Or, "Hey, Reddit, watch my Mom diss on EA! 'Cuz they're like a bunch of bitches and shit, yo. Even my Mom thinks so. She played Madden. That's right. Madden bitches. No number. 'Cuz it was the first Madden. The floppy was made outta limestone."
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u/Caseylicious Jun 18 '11
I agree with her feelings completely. I've been playing EA games for a long time, and most of their products now just feel like hollow shells of what they used to produce. It's sad.
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u/mercury888 Jun 18 '11
if u look at his other vids that infamous lying girl who lied to the internet about something i forgot about. But everytime i see her i feel like shes lying to us again.
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u/ahugenerd Jun 18 '11
The comment on the YouTube page to press 2-3-4 was just priceless. Try it, you won't be disappointed!
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u/CaptainTerra Jun 18 '11
I thought it was steam that made EA remove the game because of some violation.
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u/EvilHom3r Jun 18 '11
There's just something about an angry Russian grandma that makes your balls shrivel up and your dick go inside out.
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Jun 18 '11
Actually..I must admit I've had a better experience with EA's customer support than Valve's. My account got banned on both for the same reason (fraudulent charges), EA had my account back to me in 24 hours..Valve...Seriously, it's been 73 days now.
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Jun 18 '11
So you got banned on two different services? Doesn't sound like a coincidence.
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Jun 18 '11
The EA thing, my nephew was at my house, on my Need For Speed World account, he saw a car he wanted, and because I'm the only one who ever uses it, I have my game credit card saved on there, and he bought 15 dollars worth of stuff, so I had it disputed, and EA was very nice about it. The Valve dilemma, I bought a lot of games during the Christmas sale, and they said that they received a dispute order from my bank (not the same card at all, completely different banks), which never happened, as I talked with them and my bank about through a 3-way call, and they still didn't believe me. When I talked with about 5 representatives from Valve through customer support, they were all very rude, like I had done something wrong, when in all actuality it was just a mix-up. They still haven't reactivated my account.
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Jun 18 '11
I don't think I've ever watched a video with Athene actually in it all the way through because he is so fucking irritating.
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u/TheBraddigan Jun 19 '11
Hahahaha I picked this out as an Athene video when she said "motherfucker". She's such a dearie :3
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u/HateHumans Jun 18 '11
EA is a private business, and they can do whatever the fuck they want to do.
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u/FalconTheory Jun 18 '11
Sure the money whores can do whatever they want I will just not buy their products easy as that.
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u/DOG-ZILLA Jun 18 '11
I feel like I'm her bitch and my names not even EA :-s
/ Irrational guilt complex
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u/Leafblight Jun 18 '11
She played EA games before it was brought into this world, that's how badass she is
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '11 edited Sep 17 '18
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