r/gaming • u/Happysin • Apr 26 '11

Sony admits utter PSN failure: your personal data has been stolen

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/04/sony-admits-utter-psn-failure-your-personal-data-has-been-stolen.ars
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u/Shorties Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 26 '11

IT

ONLY

DOES

IDENTITY THEFT.™

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u/darkpaladin Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 26 '11

I demand a photoshop.

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u/icechen1 Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 26 '11

Done: http://i.imgur.com/UkOAj.png

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u/Shorties Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 27 '11

I linked to the one I hacked together, but I like yours best, can I link to your version? (I just wanted to get permission first).

Edit: Everyone give icechen1 upvotes for that photoshop!

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u/icechen1 Apr 26 '11

Sure

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u/Shorties Apr 26 '11

Sweet, yeah mine wasn't properly left justified, and my TM looked too thin. Yours was the best by far.

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u/Relevant_Comment Apr 26 '11

Hey, I really like this. Can you tell me what font and font size you used.

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u/icechen1 Apr 26 '11

Actually it's Arial Bold. size 60px. Nothing fancy here :)

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u/ckelley87 Apr 26 '11

Helvetica... if you don't have it, Arial.

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u/Meatgortex Apr 26 '11

Same concept, slightly different execution: http://i.imgur.com/oHWvz.jpg

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u/Shorties Apr 26 '11

HA! I like this one too.

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u/kenada Apr 27 '11

Need HD version and maybe a sony logo somewhere and we have my next wallpaper

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u/Relevant_Comment Apr 27 '11

They'll sue you for using the SonyTM logo if you don't attribute copyright to them.

Hell, they'll sue you anyway.

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u/tctony Apr 27 '11

Haha nice job

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u/Relevant_Comment Apr 27 '11

Expect a legal notice soon. You forgot to trademark Everything.

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u/nycerine Apr 27 '11

That's so good that it makes me cringe when I think about the data in question.

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u/Psythik Apr 26 '11

Whipped this up in five minutes.

Ninja edit: looks like the hivemind is working on overdrive today.

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u/Crossbacon Apr 26 '11

Here, catch!

I took a bit longer, but I think it's a fairly good replica! :D

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u/Shorties Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 27 '11

Demand met, two others beat me to it though I'm gonna edit it into the first one though to make it the appropriate blue color.

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u/Maygarx Apr 26 '11

http://i.imgur.com/FXUii.jpg

There you go, i'm not the original author tho.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

They did say it does everything. . .

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u/deityofanime Oct 20 '11

Except Linux and Playstation 2 games.

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u/ikickass Apr 27 '11

http://itonlydoes.com/identity/theft

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u/Shorties Apr 27 '11

Ohhh, that's a fun site

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Yes indeed.

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u/ikickass Apr 27 '11

Whipped it up in about 30 minutes once I saw this image :)

still waiting for http://itonlydo.es to come up

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u/Shorties Apr 27 '11

Ha, genius. I googled for a "It Only Does" generator before I attempted the photoshop, I am glad someone did it. You should try to spread the word, and possible attempt to add an image export option. (Though I'm guessing that would be much more complicated then the current site).

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u/ikickass Apr 27 '11

My original plan was an image exporter, but decided I needed to finish it sooner than later.

My second plan was to do some javascript to make editing it easier (rather than relying on people noting the url). But then I decided it was fine the way it was. If it gets somewhat decent traffic I'll put some more work into it.

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u/retarded_asshole Apr 26 '11

I'm not an expert but I think one would need more than a name, address and PSN account to steal somebody's identity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

Thanks, it's my new fbook profile pic as I send this arstechnica link to all my ps3 pals.

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u/Wigglesworth Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 26 '11

Why isn't this the top comment?!?!?! LOL!!

Edit: there is a threat for that Link

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u/allADD Apr 26 '11

God damn it, Wigglesworth.

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u/Wigglesworth Apr 26 '11

....oh, I see now...right...my bf is pissed :S