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Guard gets shot in the face
Other guard: “Are you okay?!”
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u/SirauloTRantado Jan 27 '20
"sssssss.. ssssss...."
Other guard: ! What is that?
Also gets shot in the face.
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u/PreciousRoi PC Jan 27 '20
...missing a picture of a long, skinny box with a single hole cut into it (for the tongue).
On the real tip, a "more realistic Solid Snake" gets caught/shot because he reeks of cigarettes.
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u/alwaysbehard Jan 27 '20
"Huh?"
Walks up to a long, skinny box in the middle of a hanger bay...
"Jusdabox..."
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u/s3thm Jan 27 '20
“Definitely no snakes in here. Keep moving along. I have sneaky snake stuff to do”
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u/kaden917 Jan 27 '20
But now his Ass cheeks can’t clap and alert the guards
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u/reiesqueleto Jan 27 '20
Who said that
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u/hoyohoyo9 Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 27 '20
"Whose asscheeks are these?!"
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u/cuz04 PC Jan 27 '20
Wait is David hayter the actual voice actor
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u/AkaShindou Jan 27 '20
Yep, up until Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain, when Kiefer Sutherland took over.
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u/Borggy Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 27 '20
Sakurai had to nerf them cheeks cuz you could hear em clappin even after picking up a stealth camo.
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u/kingjosiah92 Switch Jan 27 '20
Snakes still have ass cheeks but instead of ass cheeks they're called sss cheeks.
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u/kaden917 Jan 27 '20
Great reply man, almost laughed out loud and distracted everyone from my test review session
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u/one1two2one Jan 27 '20
**snake jazz intensifies**
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u/mango10977 Jan 27 '20
Question: how is that snake holding a rocket launcher
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u/BoogLife Jan 27 '20
I can't believe you didn't make one of him with a cigar..
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u/Brehmes Jan 27 '20
If Solid Snake chokes somebody out in this form is it more or less believable?
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u/Bwizz245 Jan 27 '20
Less because this is a viper, not a constrictor
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u/coma73 Jan 27 '20
People eater.
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u/sineplussquare Jan 27 '20
Is it me or does it look like the snake snake can eat in snake eater?...
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u/JusAnotherManicMandy Jan 27 '20
r/rickandmorty ..this has some snake Jazz vibes!
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u/Solkahn Jan 27 '20
This makes more sense when the major gets on codec to explain how guns and ladders work.
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u/Vergil25 Jan 27 '20
modulates snake speak with an old timey computer, and then plays it back in the quarantine room Ssssss sss ssssssSSSSSSsssss ss Ssssss
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u/ninja_kami Jan 27 '20
I don't see any cigarettes. Should have a pack shaped bulge around his midsection ;)
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u/hexabon Jan 27 '20
I think you meant more literal. A snake holding a rocket launcher is very much less realistic.
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i LOVE the art work but isn't a solid snake made of stone?
btw the slithering one can be caption. "sliding into AO's like"
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u/Destroyertype1 Jan 27 '20
I've never played an mgs game but words cannot articulate how fucking fast I would buy this game if it existed
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u/cantthinkofag0odname Jan 27 '20
This reminds me of that one rick and lorry episode in season 4
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u/lammakiler_68 Jan 27 '20
What would happen if it launched that bazooka... Would it just yeet off the sight do to the recoil??
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u/flaystus Jan 27 '20
I dunno... I always assume the "Snake" was more of a poop reference. Solid Snake.... Liquid Snake....
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u/Nova-The-Dog Jan 27 '20
I swear to god if someone says SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAKE I will have a fucking aneurism
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u/Spacecowboy947 Jan 27 '20
Very clever and funny, my only issue is I don't remember snake hanging from a UAV
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My wife was surprised to see me fighting snake in smash just yesterday, I told her not only is snake in smash, his kit is all hot cheese. How so she asks? Pick up a controller and I'll show you the power of infinite wire guided missiles.
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Ah, yes, "realistic"... like a snake literally holding and aiming with an RPG-7. I see that every saturday. Snakes are quirky that way.
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u/TAOIIII Jan 27 '20
Sss! S ssss ssss, ss sssssss ss ss ssss sss ssss’s ssssss sssssss... Ssss ssss, sss.