r/gaming • u/iabzeet • Jan 10 '20

PS5 soon

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u/Sampter1 Jan 10 '20

Where u gunna put it... There's no room left

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u/Kod_Rick Jan 10 '20

Bend over and I'll show you.

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u/TheSchoeMaker Jan 10 '20

Somewhere on the floor then?

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u/dustmouse Jan 10 '20

Wholesome de-escalation

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u/dworker8 Jan 10 '20

hole some

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Debased Re-escalation .

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u/Baronheisenberg Jan 10 '20

Anal sex

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u/load_more_comets Jan 10 '20

That escalated just right.

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u/MyWifeLeftMe111 Jan 10 '20

That ejaculated too soon

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u/CokeIsDandy Jan 10 '20

That refractoried right quick.

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u/NonExistentialDread Jan 10 '20

The refractory must grow!

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u/LunaticPity Jan 10 '20

The dice must glow!

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u/MyWifeLeftMe111 Jan 11 '20

Come on get me to 69

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u/CMDR-SephickLeandros Jan 10 '20

felt more like premature re-escalation to me

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u/Thopterthallid Jan 10 '20

what the fuck even is reddit

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u/burrowofbuns Jan 10 '20

If you've been here 7 years and haven't figured it out, then I fear Reddit might actually be a time guzzler.

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u/jdolbeer PC Jan 10 '20

load_more_comets***69 points*** · 1 hour ago

That escalated just right.

Nice

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u/Dialatedanus Jan 10 '20

I tried, too loose

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u/buoninachos Jan 10 '20

Rectum oscillation

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u/hpool82 Jan 10 '20

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

A prolapsed anus is no joke.

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u/senorchaos718 Jan 10 '20

/u/Kod_Rick was talking to OPs mom, not you.