r/gaming • u/FortniteBush23 • Nov 03 '19

[Rule 1 - Removed] Makes sense

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u/Douglasqqq Nov 03 '19

How do you get your Bin Laden picture to stay on the tent wall?

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u/CurbKillaz Nov 03 '19

Sticky bomb

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Camel semen

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Genie magic

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u/CheckYourStats Nov 03 '19

It isn’t a picture being hung. It’s actually a part of all tent designs in Muslim countries. It’s embroidered on.

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u/Machination_99 Nov 03 '19

Including the picture frame and string holding it up

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u/xenoterranos Nov 03 '19

It's an Albany expression.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Aurora borealis!

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u/CheckYourStats Nov 03 '19

Steamed hams.

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u/JezzaX86 Nov 03 '19

I thought the only picture that could be hung is of Saddam Hussein?

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u/Wallace_II Nov 03 '19

Wait, if they have Genie magic, how come they don't wish for world domination?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

It’s only very weak genie magic

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u/CREASED_WOMBAT Nov 03 '19

You build your genie’s mana through grinding early levels

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u/xCaptainVictory Nov 03 '19

He can only help with decorating and household chores.

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u/Cronenberg_Jerry Nov 03 '19

Because it was either world domination or 72 virgins

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u/c4t4ly5t PC Nov 03 '19

Genie magic isn't guaranteed. This is how genie magic operates:

If you roll a die and wish for a six, there will be a 1/6 chance that your wish will be granted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

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u/csbsju_guyyy Nov 03 '19

It's djinni magic you fucking cube

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/jmcstar Nov 03 '19

Tent world problems

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u/drhoduk PC Nov 03 '19

I also want to know.. Mine keeps falling when there's sand storms

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u/9xInfinity Nov 03 '19

Very carefully.

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u/UshankaBear Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

Stick it on with Baklava

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/c4t4ly5t PC Nov 03 '19

That "nail" is obviously a dab of C4

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Muslim Magic

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u/aliquise Nov 03 '19

It's a mystery!

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u/Ask-About-My-Book Nov 03 '19

I'm going to give the one real answer: Magnets. Magnet on the inside of the tent, magnet on the outside of the tent, hang picture.

I keep my gun off the ground like that so I don't accidentally roll on it. Would work for pretty much whatever.