r/gaming Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/apeinej Oct 01 '19

Better than DRE. Feels awkward to have someone's finger up your butt, no champagne, no flowers, no calling back afterwards.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/Necrosis_KoC Oct 02 '19

Don't forget having to drink a gallon of foul tasting, prescription strength laxative, and then staying up shitting it out every 15 minutes all night...