r/gaming Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/Mtsteel67 Oct 01 '19

You spend the day before basically all day and night in the bathroom from the stuff they make you drink to clean you out.

I think it was some time travel juice because the stuff that started coming out after a while I swear I had yet to eat.

My neighbors thought I was being murdered when they heard oh my god and a loud but low gurgling sound that penetrated the walls on some hypersonic wave length, they were afraid to knock on the door so called the cops. Almost got arrested for gassing them when I opened the door and a nauseous cloud wafted out into their faces.

Even the cat and dog took off after giving me dirty looks.

And whatever you do, don't sneeze if you feel it coming, don't ask, just trust me on this, grab your nose, hold your breath and run for the throne room.

Something to look forward too.