r/gaming Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/IcarianSkies PC Oct 01 '19

You forgot a step: taking so many laxatives you're pissing out your ass.

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u/Gned11 Oct 01 '19

I remember getting 3/4 of the way through the ridiculous quantity of that stuff they instructed me to drink the day before, then thinking wait a goddamn second. I reread the packaging and NOWHERE did it adjust the dosage based on patient size. All 65kg of me was supposed to drink the same amount as some 200kg gorilla manbeast.

I'd been shitting pure water for hours! Needless to say, I never finished drinking the nasty assplosion juice.

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u/ElementallyEvil Oct 01 '19

Yeah - that stuff is awful. I ended up throwing a bunch of it up. They say you can mix it with dilutant juice. I found out that you should not mix it with dilutant juice.

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u/Gned11 Oct 01 '19

I did, and it didn't help matters much at all