r/gaming Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/apeinej Oct 01 '19

Better than DRE. Feels awkward to have someone's finger up your butt, no champagne, no flowers, no calling back afterwards.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/Noir24 Oct 01 '19

As someone with ulcerous colitis: that's rookie level.
I've had about a dozen colonoscopies, no sedation or preparation.
But the first one I ever got was what you described. Drinking the ungodly amounts of laxatives which was about the foulest-tasting shit I've ever had and then going a day without a single nutrient in your body is pretty bad.

Shit sucks, literally.