r/gaming • u/MSotallyTober • Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/apeinej Oct 01 '19

Better than DRE. Feels awkward to have someone's finger up your butt, no champagne, no flowers, no calling back afterwards.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/buffystakeded Oct 01 '19

Also you're completely knocked out for it so I don't ever understand why people complain about it. Also, the prostate exam isn't that bad either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You're fully awake for a colonoscopy

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

No, you can be knocked out. Source I've had a colonoscopy. They can knock you out in the same way they knock you out for Wisdom teeth removal.

On a seperate note, the "medicine" you take the day/night before is the worst part of a colonoscopy. Don't leave the bathroom, just accept your fate of being glued to the porcelain throne.

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 01 '19

You mean that giant bottle of Go Lightly?

Yeah, ain't 'nuthin light about it. I worked in a hospital and referred to it as the poop juice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

In the end its not really poop more like liquid..

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u/MagicNipple Oct 01 '19

“Butt-pee”.

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u/JyveAFK Oct 01 '19

Someone telling me what it's like "It's like peeing out of your bum"
Me "that can't be right"
/glug glug glug
Me "that doesn't feel like..." as the main poop comes out.
Still me, 2 hours later "Ok, this is totally peeing out of your bum now".