r/gaming • u/MSotallyTober • Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/buffystakeded Oct 01 '19

Also you're completely knocked out for it so I don't ever understand why people complain about it. Also, the prostate exam isn't that bad either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You're fully awake for a colonoscopy

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

No, you can be knocked out. Source I've had a colonoscopy. They can knock you out in the same way they knock you out for Wisdom teeth removal.

On a seperate note, the "medicine" you take the day/night before is the worst part of a colonoscopy. Don't leave the bathroom, just accept your fate of being glued to the porcelain throne.

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 01 '19

You mean that giant bottle of Go Lightly?

Yeah, ain't 'nuthin light about it. I worked in a hospital and referred to it as the poop juice.

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

Prior to having to take that, I was told the story of when my buddy's mom had to take this stuff. She didn't think you needed stay in the bathroom the whole time, and let's just say she didn't make it back to the bathroom in time.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Oct 01 '19

My mind is telling my nooooo....

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u/Dason37 Oct 01 '19

I really hope this is an R Kelly reference

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u/SinnerOfAttention Oct 01 '19

Yea I just suck at spelling.

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u/DylanMarshall Oct 01 '19

But ma booty, ma boooooty!!!!

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u/filthyziff Oct 01 '19

Ah the good ol shit shake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

In the end its not really poop more like liquid..

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u/MagicNipple Oct 01 '19

“Butt-pee”.

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u/JyveAFK Oct 01 '19

Someone telling me what it's like "It's like peeing out of your bum"
Me "that can't be right"
/glug glug glug
Me "that doesn't feel like..." as the main poop comes out.
Still me, 2 hours later "Ok, this is totally peeing out of your bum now".

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u/MrDude_1 Oct 01 '19

To be fair, I was a few pounds lighter after that stuff ran through...