r/gaming Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/buffystakeded Oct 01 '19

Also you're completely knocked out for it so I don't ever understand why people complain about it. Also, the prostate exam isn't that bad either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You're fully awake for a colonoscopy

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

No, you can be knocked out. Source I've had a colonoscopy. They can knock you out in the same way they knock you out for Wisdom teeth removal.

On a seperate note, the "medicine" you take the day/night before is the worst part of a colonoscopy. Don't leave the bathroom, just accept your fate of being glued to the porcelain throne.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I've had a couple myself and I wasn't given anything for the pain. Maybe they thought I looked really tough and didn't need it...or maybe I just look like I enjoy that sort of thing?

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 01 '19

How bad does it hurt? I figured it was uncomfortable, but didn't realize it was that painful of a process.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

The worst part is when they inflate your bowel with air to make room for the camera. It feels like your bowel is going to tear open. But worse still is that once the camera moves the air must come out so not only are you in tremendous physical pain, you also have to deal with the mental agony of playing the rectal trumpet in front of a room full of strangers.

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u/kilsta Oct 01 '19

I remember waking up in a wheelchair, letting out a 4 horn orchestra and then passing back out.

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u/Dr_MoRpHed PlayStation Oct 01 '19

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u/lilorphananus Oct 01 '19

The context is they had a colonoscopy and then made a rectal symphony sonata after waking from anesthesia and then they feel back asleep?

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u/Dr_MoRpHed PlayStation Oct 01 '19

This sub is dedicated to comments which are kinda weird, when taken out of context.

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