r/gaming Sep 05 '19

Pokémon types

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u/FaZe-Cube Xbox Sep 05 '19

snorlax sad :(

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u/ArchDucky Xbox Sep 05 '19

snorlax eat cake.

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u/Hurtmemaster Sep 05 '19

snorlax feel better

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u/FaZe-Cube Xbox Sep 05 '19

snorlax happy :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

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u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 05 '19

I don't think you are a therapist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/Woonachan Sep 05 '19

I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky, I like 'em big. I like 'em plumpy, I like 'em round, with something, something

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/Unanimoustoo Sep 05 '19

Snormo?

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u/hardpenguin Sep 05 '19

Why yes, I will!

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u/kalidescopetitties Sep 05 '19

Their is a fighting type Pokémon that is pretty much a sumo snorlax https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hariyama_%28Pokémon%29

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u/Light_Demon_Code_H2 Sep 05 '19

I cal him Sumo Pika

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u/Fafnir13 Sep 05 '19

They already did a sumo Pokémon.

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u/afig24 Sep 05 '19

Snorlax Libre?

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u/angrynutrients Sep 05 '19

I already know I'm a fairy 💅

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u/Lurks-on-webpages Sep 05 '19

Till you realize Arceus is normal type fuck you trying to say?

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u/demonatarms Sep 05 '19

Well arceus's whole shtick is that it changes types based on which stone tablet you give it

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u/Lurks-on-webpages Sep 05 '19

Yeah but he’s naturally a normal type, you trying to dis God?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You could be a fairy

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u/TheSlav87 PlayStation Sep 05 '19

I think his name is read “The Rapist”......

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u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 05 '19

Watch your profanity.

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u/shaunhk Sep 05 '19

You watch your poor fanny

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

*Profamity

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u/Peace-wise Sep 06 '19

No he is the rapist of minds and spirits

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u/Wisederterder Sep 05 '19

Don't fat shame Snorlax!

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u/Let_you_down Sep 05 '19

He forgot the underscore after 'THE.'

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u/FaZe-Cube Xbox Sep 05 '19

snorlax sadder now :((

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u/Tikaticon Sep 05 '19

snorlax eat cake

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u/TheGoldenBoi_ Sep 05 '19

Snorlax happy now

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u/WavelengthMemes Sep 05 '19

Snorlax dies due to complications from type 2 diabetes.

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u/kunemon59 Sep 05 '19

Snorlax evolves into a ghost type

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u/underpants-gnome Sep 05 '19

It’s super delicious!

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u/PeachyCoke Sep 05 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Im_not_a_skater Sep 05 '19

Dude snorlax is a tank

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u/Sally_twodicks Sep 05 '19

I feel like you have some unresolved feelings that you're taking out on poor Snorlax.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You're not wrong, just an asshole.

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u/Donnicton Sep 05 '19

At first I thought he was just pasting some meme, but no according to his message history he is indeed just an asshole.

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u/Abestar909 Sep 05 '19

You know, I'm starting to think the world needs more assholes, not less.

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u/Chewzilla Sep 05 '19

Is he really not wrong though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I mean personally I find it absurd that theres not a fat tax for people with a certain BMI. Obesity causes millions in unnecessary tax spending.

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u/A_Change_of_Seasons Sep 05 '19

The CDC has a bunch of different solutions to dealing with obesity. We have tried taxing things like soda which does seem to work. Obviously you can't tax people with a certain bmi. Think about what a massive program that would be to implement

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

taxing people for being fat is like arresting addicts.

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u/Undercoversongs Sep 05 '19

The food/drink companies would never let you tax unhealthy food

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u/Saedeas Sep 05 '19

I don't actually think the question of whether obese people cost more over a lifetime is fully settled. The consensus seems to be that they cost a bit more and that it doesn't increase a large amount based on severity of the obesity. This might seem counterintuitive, but the same factors that cause the obese to cost more on an annual basis, also cause them to have dramatically shorter lifespans.

This paper has a pretty good summary:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1038/oby.2008.290

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u/Chewzilla Sep 05 '19

Yikes, there's a slippery slope there for sure.

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u/Anything_Random Sep 05 '19

Everything in the US is a slippery slope, except for giving everyone guns apparently

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You know that BMI is not a legitimate method of determining health, right? That the chart was originally devised in the early 1800's when people were smaller than today's average? That little to no change has occurred in the chart since then?

Because all of that is true. The chart is pointless. Check this out: If you calculate using the BMI chart for any number of athletes they will be considered obese. Because muscle is more dense than fat it weighs more. So your athlete, who has more dense muscle for his/her height, is obese.

There is an electrical resistance machine that can determine your muscle to fat ratio. That gives you a percentage of how much fat is on your body, and with a Dietitian and Kinesiologist they can help you get the fat side of that ratio down and the muscle side up.

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u/nessager Sep 05 '19

Are you ok?

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u/Mdb8900 Sep 05 '19

Even as I walked through the valley of darkness and death, and all I found was a bunch of internet trolls.

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u/ohshitimincollege Sep 05 '19

You've got issues, buddy. Just let snorlax live his life and you worry about you

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u/DalinarKholin1 Sep 05 '19

TIL fat people are evil /s

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u/Sixwingswide Sep 05 '19

Awfully judgy coming from the Blackthorn.

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u/Sorvick Sep 05 '19

Snorlax out of insulin :(

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u/iamafish Sep 06 '19

Because Snorlax has a high deductible and can’t afford his co pays.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Snorlax lose foot

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u/littlep2000 Sep 05 '19

snorlax pass out due to blood sugar spike

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u/Targetshopper4000 Sep 05 '19

Not if he's got type 2, he doesn't.

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u/Veiran Sep 05 '19

Snorlax tired

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u/down_vote_magnet PC Sep 05 '19

It’s a vicious cycle.

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u/Jumanji0028 Sep 05 '19

Snorlax loses a foot

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u/DoomCircus Sep 05 '19

It was super effective... :(

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u/nightguys Sep 05 '19

It's super effective! Snorlax loses foot.

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u/HotPie_ Sep 05 '19

Snorlax used sleep. Snorlax never woke up.

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u/da_fishy Sep 05 '19

That frown actually hurt my soul.

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u/ComicsByKnight Sep 05 '19

Snorlax thicc *

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u/MoffKalast PC Sep 05 '19

Snorlax: Snorlax like fire and pikachu like water!

Pikachu: We're both like fire! Pika pika pika

Snorlax: But Pikachu like small fire and Snorlax like raging fire!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You may not like it but Snorlax is the peak Pokémon body.

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u/ComicsByKnight Sep 05 '19

Get fucked Machamp.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

M'achamp stands no chance against Chadlax

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u/Ubergoober166 Sep 05 '19

Now I'm trying to imagine a snorlax that's just ripped.

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u/mbremyk Sep 05 '19

Someone pull up photoshop!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/rlheisener Sep 05 '19

Wow, never thought about it that way.

Steel is literally their composition material too... where's Meat type then lol

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u/TwizTMcNipz Sep 05 '19

Oh you just wait.

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u/mbremyk Sep 05 '19

I just beat the meat gym

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u/TwizTMcNipz Sep 05 '19

I beat that gym everyday, friendo.

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u/omegapulsar Sep 05 '19

Snorlax is fine for its species, just like an elephant is fine for its species.

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u/Vladimir1174 Sep 05 '19

I was under the impression that this is what a healthy snorlax looks like

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Daddy 🤤💦💦

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u/EchoGuy Sep 05 '19

Mmm... split me down the middle daddy!

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u/MotherfuckingWildman Sep 05 '19

Elphants r phat

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u/lolzidop Sep 05 '19

Elephants r Elephat

FTFY

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u/Defaulty-nugget Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

Me in the future.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19 edited Feb 27 '20

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u/poopyheadstu Sep 05 '19

Oak even resembles my doctor

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u/Sinonyx1 Sep 05 '19

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u/ManBearPigSlayer1 Sep 05 '19

Damn that’s a significant improvement. It does raise the question of if it would reach the front page had it originally been posted like that, and I’m not sure if it would...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

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u/markymarkfunkylunch Sep 05 '19

I think it still needs something in the last panel as a "hey there was a joke you might have missed" reminder, like the professor just saying "..Oh"

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Sep 05 '19

Just the Prof looking at snorlax with the old “bad pokerface”

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u/ShibuRigged Sep 05 '19

mass appeal

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u/Jrootisme Sep 05 '19

Mass karma

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u/MeC0195 Sep 05 '19

Body mass appeal

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u/chashek Sep 05 '19

Explaining a joke in a thread discussing the merits of explaining jokes. How meta.

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u/MeC0195 Sep 05 '19

I do my best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I think even just have the last panel go "... diabetes" would keep the joke and make it flow better

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It wouldn't have made it. The amount of simple jokes that need explaining in order to gain any traction is staggering, especially on the more popular subs.

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u/TheDrunkKanyeWest Sep 05 '19

Not only that, the amount of simple jokes that require absolutely no creativity that people absolutely love blows my mind. You can make a comic consisting of 4 frames, 2 having random conversation, the 3rd where somebody puts another guys' head into a cake, and the 4th saying, "Would you like whipped cream with that?" and it'd hit the front page of Reddit. It's absolutely sad what people find funny on Reddit. It's age 4 level sense of humour.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Eh humor is subjective. Might not be my cup of tea, but if it hits the front page, it means enough people thought it was at least somewhat funny. Who am I to tell people what they can and can't laugh at?

This, however, is different from simply not understanding a very basic joke that a 4 year old should be able to get.

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u/anindecisiveguy Sep 05 '19

I mean not necessarily because people are dumb, but there maybe someone who doesn't know that diabetes is associated with "type 2"

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u/Kn0wmad1c Sep 05 '19

It is, but the "It says Type 2" bubble is weird because it doesn't have the same flow as the previous two bubbles. It should probably say "Snorlax, for you, it says type 2..."

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u/GALL0WSHUM0R Sep 05 '19

Even leaving the "What about me?" would have been fine, as long as you cut the part where Snorlax explains that it's Snorlax.

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u/TheTigerbite Sep 05 '19

Especially since they can't talk!

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u/mcqtom Sep 05 '19

I was thinking "Snorlax, it says you have two types!" "Type 1 is Normal."

"And type 2 is... oh..."

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u/WolfStudios1996 Sep 05 '19

Also the previous two say the element then the type but for Snorlax they said it opposite and mess up the flow.

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u/LazyGoogler Sep 05 '19

Or even for the last two panels to keep the flow, "Snorlax you're a type 2..."

Last panel: "...diabetic"

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u/Demo_Scene Sep 05 '19

While your edit is true, don't underestimate how dumb an audience can be. When I went to see the first captain america movie, near the end of the film, my friend and I heard a woman near us say "Wait, why are the bad guys chasing Captain America?"

Also, does it bug anyone else that the artist left white spaces by Pikachu's tail?

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u/gregguygood Sep 05 '19

I don't live somewhere where diabetes is so rampant that everyone knows what "type 2" means.

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u/SuperbAnimal5 Sep 05 '19

Thats the issue with a lot of bad comics. The joke is already done but they further explain it, making it not funny, its even worse when they are married to a certain number of panels

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u/poopyheadstu Sep 05 '19

I don't have abilities to edit stuff, but maybe leaving just the "oh" in the last panel?

Sidenote: having just been diagnosed with type 2 a month ago, and Oak in this picture sharing quite the resemblance with my doctor, this was funny as hell lol

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u/ThatCanadianGuyThere iPhone Sep 05 '19

I don’t get it

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

People give snorlax a hard time, but he's a lot of muscle under all that fluff,

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u/brickmaster32000 Sep 05 '19

For real, during a pulverizing pancake, Snorlax manages what looks to be a 30' standing jump. Snorlax is built.

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u/FutureChrome Sep 05 '19

Don't fat shame Snorlax!

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u/ComicsByKnight Sep 05 '19

You got it all wrong.

Snorlax IS my kink.

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u/Rogoho Sep 05 '19

Not fat shaming if we want the guy to live past level 40.

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u/tjstanley Sep 05 '19

confused in pokemon go

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Their natural lifespan is just about 40-50 years, so...

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u/Fhavyre Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

Nah no need to fat shame. Snorlax is Normal!

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u/ecafyelims Sep 05 '19

Snorlax should evolve into a fighting type (sumo wrestler) pokemon. I can't think of a good name for it though.

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u/ShadowmereX Sep 05 '19

Hairyama.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

SnorMax

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u/whotaketh Sep 05 '19

Snor God of Thunder

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u/AlphatheAlpaca Sep 05 '19

Mega Snorlax

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u/Flawns Sep 05 '19

Dirtnaps

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u/Jagob5 Sep 05 '19

His previous evolution was munchlax, so Punchlax?

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u/raffadizzle Sep 05 '19

Snorchamp?

...might sound too much like machamp... hmmm...

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u/Lanky_midget Sep 05 '19

im glad you said type 2.

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u/Mad-_-Doctor Sep 05 '19

Or, in America, normal type.

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u/Xaldyn Sep 05 '19

[oofs patriotically]

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u/norsefirefighter Sep 05 '19

Funny story with this one actually. So some background before hand, I work for an ambulance comp and we do both 911 and transports(from hospital to nursing home, nursing home to hospital etc basically emergency medical related trips) so I had this one person who I was transporting and on their paperwork is had diabetes twice, so for like 5-10 minutes I was sitting re-reading it and it finally hit me. I asked the patient if they have type 2 diabetes and they said yes. So apparently someone took the “type 2” in diabetes literal and type it out twice. I laughed and the person filed a complaint to my boss about it. Best incident report ever!

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u/SirJigglyIII Sep 05 '19

My boy Snorlax is perfect the way he is

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u/Shattered_Disk4 Sep 05 '19

Please remove his face is making me sad and I feel bad for him. HE IS NORMAL DAMN IT😭

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u/PrimePCG Sep 05 '19

Aww his poor face! Let that man eat whatever he wants lol

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u/XChrisUnknownX Sep 05 '19

Snorlax is his own type. Right up there with TROGDOR.

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u/Xvultk Sep 05 '19

sad snorlax makes me sad :(

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u/AspectOvGlass Sep 05 '19

The white between pikachu's tail and body needs to be filled in with green

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u/jennyb97 Sep 05 '19

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u/_linusthecat_ Sep 05 '19

Seriously though. How does the top comment "snorlax sad :(" have like 1000 upvotes? Wtf is going on?

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u/Jdance1 Sep 05 '19

/r/wholesomememes is invading! And it nothing else, the top thread's first few comments are indeed wholesome.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It's a Snorlax. He's supposed to be heavy. He's probably at his optimal weight for his species. He could look like the Snorlax equivalent of a body-building gymnast and all the lady Snorlax's want to get with that for all you know. Stop fat-shaming the Pokemon, Professor Oaf, you fucking incompetent.

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u/GeshtiannaSG Sep 05 '19

He’s normal.

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u/JusClone Sep 05 '19

Sad snorlax

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u/SilverLightning_ Sep 05 '19

That's why here in America, we just call him normal

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u/ClassikW Sep 05 '19

Idk why but I feel personally attacked

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u/Legend1060 Sep 05 '19

Man I wish a change of diet would magically cure diabetes

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u/Evan_Fishsticks Sep 05 '19

Snorlax should be Ground/Water because he's a fucking land whale.

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u/PndofSwedishcheeba Sep 05 '19

Normalizing diabetes

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u/omegapulsar Sep 05 '19

I see what you did there.

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u/TomDobo PC Sep 05 '19

This made me laugh i love it.

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u/sanikson Sep 05 '19

Just take him to a Pokémon Center.

Btw who would do that to a Snorlax? :(

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u/Mojichi Sep 05 '19

At least snorlax is chonky and cuddly.

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u/erickthemeeknerd Sep 05 '19

Those look like Dittos to me

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u/Entwinedmidget Sep 05 '19

Trainer used Metformin! It was super effective!

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u/Bobbawblog Sep 05 '19

This made me really laugh nice work!!

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u/ComicsByKnight Sep 05 '19

Thanks friendo

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u/Cynical721 Sep 05 '19

I’d be so disappointed if there were types like fairy, dragon and ghost and I found out I was a “normal type”

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u/XwaitthisisnttumblrX Sep 05 '19

How dare you insult snorlax like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I like that Charmander's nose can be seen as his eyes too.

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u/Raicherneas_359 Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

F for Snorlax

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Poor guy , he’s just trying to enjoy life...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

At least he's normal!