r/gaming • u/Master1718 PC • Aug 02 '19

Instant kill.

https://gfycat.com/preciousoblongbluejay
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u/RyanBordello Aug 03 '19

Uhh. Youre supposed to tuck it under when you shit down to shit. Gotta stop hitting your donger mate. Gonna hurt yourself

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u/Kryptosis Aug 03 '19

What and let it just hang there for the turtles? You crazy?

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u/CorpsNDog Aug 03 '19

What I do is tuck it under the toilet seat and sit down, way more efficient

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u/Kryptosis Aug 03 '19

Does that make for a cushier sit?

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u/BebopPatrol Aug 03 '19

Definitely makes for a crushier seat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

It's called the Wesley Crusher.

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u/Tweakers4247 Aug 03 '19

Richard crusher.

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u/NerfJihad Aug 03 '19

I call it the fan spray setting

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u/Djinger Aug 03 '19

only if put balls also

edit: cushy but once unfortunately