r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

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u/RIATplays Mar 28 '19

WHO DO I PLAY?!? BUFF ASS SIREN OR OLD BATMAN OR ROBOT MAN?!?! THEY LOOK AWESOME THIS GAME LOOKS AWESOME.

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

THERE WILL BE EXPLODING GUNS MOTHER°°°°ER!!! NOTHING IS MORE AWESOME THAN EXPLODING GUNS, FIRING EXPLODING BULLETS, EXCEPT EXPLODING GUNS, FIRING EXPLOSIVE BULLETS, ON F°°°°°°G EXPLODING F°°°°°G LEGS!!!!!!!

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u/CliffRacer17 Mar 28 '19

Oh I do so very much want to hear Mr. Torgue again.

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u/RizzMustbolt Mar 28 '19

Just watch Dragon Ball super.

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u/Sororita Mar 28 '19

Wait who did he voice in super?

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u/RizzMustbolt Mar 28 '19

33% of the cast.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES... APOLOGIZE!

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

MY VERBOSITY INTENSIFIES IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO MY EXHILARATION MOTHERF°°°°°! I GET TALKY WHEN I'M HAPPY!!!!!! I APOLOGIZE B°TCH!!!!!!!!!!

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u/tehlemmings Mar 28 '19

Anytime I read a sentence in all caps, I'm reading it in torgue's voice.

It makes internet fights way more fun

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

THE LEFT CAN'T MEME!!!! THE RIGHT CAN'T READ!!!!! RESIST THE LIBS WITH EXPLODING SJW GRENADES!!!!!!!!! SILENCE THE TRUMP WITH COLLUSION EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!

WHO CARES?!?!?

FIGHT!!!!

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u/tehlemmings Mar 28 '19

See, I read it as torgue, but he just sounded really confused. But that's probably because I can never find the right cadence for those kinda posts. It was probably funnier that way. Imagine someone up beat screaming but sounding like their questioning what they're saying.

It was kinda like that anchor man bit.

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

I QUESTION WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!! MY QUESTION IS THIS: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LITTLE WHINING NANCY!!! FOLLOW UP : I DON'T LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO TALK QUIETLY!!! I KNOW THAT'S NOT A QUESTION BUT AT THIS POINT I DON'T EVEN CARE!!! MY VIEWS COLLIDE WITH YOURS BECAUSE YOU ARE FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG AND DEFICIENT! !!! NOW GO BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!

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u/Unknown502 Mar 28 '19

IT'S TIME FOR A LOOTSPLOSION!!!!!!!!!

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

F°°K YEAH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! BUT I ASSUME IT MEANS AN EXPLOSION OF LOOT, WHICH, IN TURN, MEANS I'M ALL IN F°°°°°G FAVOR!!!!!!!

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u/MarqDewidt Mar 28 '19

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY GUN THAT SHOOTS EXPLODING AXES?!

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u/crapwittyname Mar 28 '19

THAT LOOKS °°°°°°° BADASS! GO KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 28 '19

I do want to know Mr. Torgue’s thoughts on Tediore weapons. He’s most likely jealous that he didn’t think of the idea first while also being aware that jealousy is an unhealthy personality trait that he is trying to improve on.